I don't get the fawning and obsession over Beyoncé. It's so annoying when my fb feeds say, 'stop what you're doing', 'the twins are here!' She's not the first woman to give birth. I do love the song 'Halo' tho, in fact it was DH and our secret song with each other when we were getting married. But puuuuuhhhhleeeease stop with the Beyoncé adoration already.
@sjis yeah, the "reveal" of her twins was really eye-roll worthy to me. The picture on instagram has like 6.4M likes! People are going crazy over it! I remember that when she had her first daughter, B and Jay Z blocked off an entire floor at the hospital just for them which I thought was the most selfish, diva move of all time. I wonder if they did that again.
Me: 33 DH: 34 Married: Oct 2015 TTC #1: Sept 2016 BFP: 10/19/16 ~ blighted ovum ~ D&C 11/23/16 BFP: 3/24/17 DD1 born 12/2/17 TTC #2: July 2018 BFP: 8/26/18 DD2 born 5/16/19
FFFC:: I'm still so GD horny all time. And DH is usually down for once or twice a week.. which is awesome considering many couples go longer than that... but unfortunately I can't help that my dreams take crazy turns and I always wake up in the morning with my lady parts screaming. Solution? I take an extra 5 minutes in the shower than normal to "take care of business"... whoever invented the waterproof vibrator will be receiving a handwritten thank you note signed by yours truly.
Since we're on the topic of sex. Sex with DH is so routine, he's on top, I'm on top, 5-7 minutes we're both done. It's so boring. I've started a collection of toys that he doesn't know about. I've been eyeing a glass piece on Amazon that I might order today.
@Kirss subtle changes to the routine can really make a big difference. You can try doing it in different places, even just different places within your own bedroom, like the side of the bed or the floor. Would he be cool with bringing one of your toys into the mix? Like, caually bringing it out when you're already in the middle of things like it's nbd... lol. Last night I got lucky with some hot D and we did it standing up, while I was bent over in the middle of the living room holding onto the couch... never done that before.
@eazybreezy225 I've brought up toys before but he gets real defensive! I don't get why, because 90% of the time I finish, soooo I don't get it. It'd still be fun to change it up from time to time. I've never just randomly said hold the phone, and pulled out a toy, I have no idea what would happen.
I have another one.... FFFC:: When I know people are coming over and I don't have time or feel like tackling a sink full of dishes I will hide them in my oven. Then it makes it almost an inside joke when guests compliment how clean and organized my house is! Just don't forget they are in there.... I did that once and it's not fun.
Re: FFFC 7/14
Edit: sorry, I guess this is more a UO.
Married: Oct 2015
TTC #1: Sept 2016
BFP: 10/19/16 ~ blighted ovum ~ D&C 11/23/16
BFP: 3/24/17
TTC #2: July 2018
BFP: 8/26/18
I'm still so GD horny all time. And DH is usually down for once or twice a week.. which is awesome considering many couples go longer than that... but unfortunately I can't help that my dreams take crazy turns and I always wake up in the morning with my lady parts screaming. Solution? I take an extra 5 minutes in the shower than normal to "take care of business"... whoever invented the waterproof vibrator will be receiving a handwritten thank you note signed by yours truly.
Married: Oct 2015
TTC #1: Sept 2016
BFP: 10/19/16 ~ blighted ovum ~ D&C 11/23/16
BFP: 3/24/17
TTC #2: July 2018
BFP: 8/26/18
Last night I got lucky with some hot D and we did it standing up, while I was bent over in the middle of the living room holding onto the couch... never done that before.
FFFC::
When I know people are coming over and I don't have time or feel like tackling a sink full of dishes I will hide them in my oven.
Then it makes it almost an inside joke when guests compliment how clean and organized my house is!
Just don't forget they are in there.... I did that once and it's not fun.