You know you're pregnant when...

bluejeanbabi05 · June 2017

I think it's been awhile since we've had one of these, and they always crack me up.

Finish the sentence: you know you're pregnant when...

carries2018 · June 2017

you can't bend down to paint your toes

bluejeanbabi05 · June 2017

You know you're pregnant when you pee right before sex just to be safe, but still have to take a pee break halfway through.

You know you're married when you don't feel an ounce of embarrassment about it and just hop right back on

sdarling2010 · June 2017

You pee yourself every time you sneeze or cough, unless your legs are crossed.

migdala · June 2017

You cry about food, often.

VLillyV · June 2017

You cry over things that require no crying, at all. And it's a genuine cry.

monstera13 · June 2017

You can't fit into pants that were fine last week

jasmuin · June 2017

When you're in the middle of a sentence and Can't remember what you were saying...

OliveOyl2014 · June 2017

When taking a shower leaves you out of breath! And you can barely reach anything to shave.

Brambles23 · June 2017

When you're not positive if you felt the baby kicking or have gas.

soprano19 · June 2017

When brushing your teeth makes you gag and then you continue gagging for 20 minutes after you're done brushing...

OliveOyl2014 · June 2017

When you think it will just be more efficient to sleep on the toilet because of how many times you get up to pee at night.

canonmom413 · June 2017

When you are super cautious with the placement of your seatbelt.

When you just DGAF about that late night cake sesh.

monstera13 · June 2017

When you groan loudly every time you have to get off the couch or out of bed

PizzaMonster3 · June 2017

When you don't know if that's normal boob sweat or another boob leak Rorschach's

dumbledoredies · June 2017

When you start running into things with your belly because you aren't used to it being there. Oops!

OliveOyl2014 · June 2017

dumbledoredies said:

When you start running into things with your belly because you aren't used to it being there. Oops!

I once accidentally cranked up the heat on the oven with my belly and burned dinner!

tyannej · June 2017

When your boobs and belly are clearly in your way and having to grunt to stand up, every single time.

Amesie13 · June 2017

When you are tired basicly all day long and feel like you could nap the day away even when you have not done much.

emwj10187 · June 2017

when your hubby has to help you get out of bed....

emwj10187 · June 2017

also when people stare at your belly when talking to you....

ariz17 · June 2017

When you're out of breath after walking up the stairs.

dumbledoredies · June 2017

@OliveOyl2014 lol oops!! I accidently hit our bathroom door yesterday with my belly when I went to sit on the toilet (because I never shut the door at home.. no shame) and it hit our bath tub really hard. DH ran out of his office to see what had fallen over/broken and I was just like naw man, just running into things with my belly!

@emwj10187 Yes! My boss came over a few hours ago and we started talking and she kept staring at my belly. Yes, I am pregnant. It makes it so awkward.

NervousNelly825 · June 2017

When you have a little celebration every time you manage to take a #2

winterecho · June 2017

When you plan a cute outfit but then need to reconsider because your feet are too swollen to fit in your cute booties (or insert other body part and article of clothing)

curlyq423 · June 2017

When you sneeze and pee yourself a good amount within 10 minutes of going
to the bathroom...twice.

You're afraid to sneeze after you eat, especially when gassy, because you may fart a big one without any control.

When your DS said he can't give you a piggyback ride and you ask if it's becasue
you're too big and he says, "no, because
you're huuuuge!"

Brambles23 · June 2017

When going out to run a couple of errands requires a nap afterwards.

emwj10187 · June 2017

I have another...
When your boobs are so massive they've outgrown all your NEW maternity bras... le sigh...

@dumbledoredies SO. AWKWARD. I ordered an iced decaf from Dunkin Donuts this morning, and the cashier was so distracted by my belly he didn't hear my order and had to ask 3 times! like dude... its just a baby.

buttercream_frosting · June 2017

.... you stop at the bakery for a second breakfast. You get a donut and croissant and smash that donut in the parking lot.

NervousNelly825 · June 2017

@dumbledoredies I get distracted by my own belly. Is that weird

PizzaMonster3 · June 2017

When you spend 15 minutes pushing for the smallest turds you've ever seen, but still feel so accomplished.

Pregnancy is weird yall

roo_baby · June 2017

...when you get a seat on public transportation only to realize the guy sitting next to you has major BO, but you stay seated anyway.

jesssssr · June 2017

When all you think about is what and when your next meal is going to be.

jasmuin · June 2017

When laying your 1 year old in her crib is becoming akward and you have to squeeze the crib between your boobs and belly and then you still have to kind of drop her the last few inches