WTF Wednesday 5/3

vvitchhazel · May 2017

WTF is with all the people who only post on the spreadsheet thread? Why do you want to be on the spreadsheet so bad, when you've never participated?

MJDsquared · May 2017

WTF to DH! Last night I was super tired/falling asleep during an episode of Parks & Rec. So he was like, "No more?" and I agreed and could've just fallen right into a beautiful sleep, but then he keeps effing talking to me! I pretty much always fall asleep before him, often during our nightly TV watching, and he's done this a few times. He just pesters me and pesters me until I'm wide awake and it always pisses me off but now I'm pregnant so it enraged me even more. UGH.

makinganexpatbaby · May 2017

I can't speak for anyone else, but when I first joined The Bump it put me on that 72 hour ban thing, but I didn't really notice.. it let me add myself to the spreadsheet but then I couldn't comment or post anything for ages. I'm here nowwwwwww

splsmama2016 · May 2017

I didn't add myself to the spreadsheet. Im lazy.

My WTF is this ONE dry patch of skin next to my mouth. Its ridiculous. It will clear and go away, but then come back a few days later. Might be making an appointment to see the dermatologist too at this rate.

katiegeminimoon · May 2017

vvitchhazel said:

WTF is with all the people who only post on the spreadsheet thread? Why do you want to be on the spreadsheet so bad, when you've never participated?

For real! There are so many people who wanted to be added, then I have never seen them post again! COME OUT OF HIDING I HAVE TO ACTUALLY WORK IF THERE IS NO BUMPING TO DO!

drablnd · May 2017

Wtf to people requesting a weekly post and then not posting in it. I always feel awkward starting a post and then it has very little activity!

katiegeminimoon · May 2017

@drablnd SAME!

acgonzalez22 · May 2017

drablnd said:

Wtf to people requesting a weekly post and then not posting in it. I always feel awkward starting a post and then it has very little activity!

Yes! Although I stopped posting in all of them bec I'm in STM check-in, plus size mama, AMA, and Thursday ticker change. LOLOL. I felt it is April overload.

flowerpower5838 · May 2017

WTF to my socially inept coworker who messed up my print job earlier because she couldn't wait 30 seconds to do something and WTF to my coworker friend that just had her baby, leaving me alone with her. I am dreading the next 12 weeks.

ohmickey331 · May 2017

Wtf to people who insist on ringing my door bell when I put this up. And then asking to speak to the man of the house... GTFO

afternoonduck · May 2017

WTF sugar withdrawal. Trying to stop eating sugar again (was off it for Jan + Feb and lost 11 lbs, which is amazing since I am not overweight). Literally thinking about buying a Frosty 'just for one bite...'. And I thought "if I buy a candy bar and don't tell DH, maybe it doesn't count...".

Also, "one piece of chocolate won't set me back..."

Seriously. Addicted. This is so stupid.

cyanope · May 2017

WTF, students? It's teacher appreciation week. You're supposed to be perfect angels, at least for this week. So stop whining at me when I ask you to do something. You're at school. Deal with it. Get to work. And if you complain one.more.time...my head is going to explode.

peachy13 · May 2017

I was out of the office for 3 days on vacation and was dreading come back in (yesterday was my first day back) and tackling emails. I am finally through the urgent requests and am sifting through things that aren't urgent, except all of those emails, the ones that can wait, were labeled as "high importance." It's like the senders knew I was out and wanted to highlight their email as urgent so that my eyes would go to theirs first when I returned. No such luck. I hate that red exclamation point with a passion. Sidenote: I've had two bosses tell me that they hate the "high importance" exclamation point as well which is why I never use it.

NME44 · May 2017

@ohmickey331, Rage. I might have actually told him to f*** off.

ETA: DH always asks if they saw the sign and threatens to call the cops. It's apparently illegal in our town if there's a sign.

dkizz82 · May 2017

@ohmickey331this irritates me to no end. Our subdivision has a no soliciting sign and I have a "don't ring the doorbell" sign taped over my doorbell. My mom went off on this woman who rang it when my DD was a week old. I had severe depression and DD was jaundice and we were bakc and forth between to dr and hospital. I was livid but she laid into her.
And wtf about the man of the house! I don't give them enough time to say much. I'm a natural bitch.

Edited because fat fingers

dkizz82 · May 2017

@cyanope these kids have lost their minds. We are 3 weeks from the end and I don't think it'll get here fast enough. At least our admins have fed us everyday. That's been nice!

cyanope · May 2017

Lucky you, @dkizz82! I have five weeks left. And have not been fed by anyone. Maybe that's why I'm angry. Someone should definitely feed me...

rainbowdashh · May 2017

Wtf husband. I promise you are not more tired than I am.

ohmickey331 · May 2017

@dkizz82 I opened the door basically looked at the guy like he was an idiot. Asked what he needed when he said is the man of the house home, I was so caught off guard I was like uh what?

jlemons-2 · May 2017

drablnd said:

Wtf to people requesting a weekly post and then not posting in it. I always feel awkward starting a post and then it has very little activity!

I'm sorry!!! I didn't post in this one because I'm hoping I'm not high risk a second time. And it's finals week in school so I have no life.

jlemons-2 · May 2017

@afternoonduck I am also a sugar addict but not as will powery as you. I give in way too much.

ilikestars089 · May 2017

@acgonzalez22 - I'm with you! I feel like I could post in SO many of the check ins but have tried to narrow it down. My ticker change is Sunday (right now) and I forget like every other week to post because its the weekend.

WTF sun. Why do you have to show up for only one day, the day I have lots of INDOOR meetings and things to do... ugh. I'm hoping tomorrow is as nice as today, first 80+ degree day in Portland since September!

drablnd · May 2017

@jlemons-2 that comment was not directed at you at all and I'm sorry if you felt that way. I just don't like starting any discussions and having there be little activity in them and it's just like ugh I shouldn't have bothered. I hope you are not high risk because that would be a horrible thing to go through again

breezybee · May 2017

Haha I don't have any WTFs today but I'm loving these guys

BabyWnumbertwo · May 2017

sdLindenberg said:

I didn't add myself to the spreadsheet. Im lazy.

My WTF is this ONE dry patch of skin next to my mouth. Its ridiculous. It will clear and go away, but then come back a few days later. Might be making an appointment to see the dermatologist too at this rate.

@sdLindenberg - OH MY GOD I had that exact thing for like a year. It was terrible! What ended up working was aveeno excema cream!

camomile_june · May 2017

WTF housing administrators - they're telling us, after more than a year, that we cannot have a dishwasher installed and need to get rid of it within 3 days!!!! First, it's a table top dishwasher, nothing is 'installed'. Second, I'm pregnant, dishes are gross and there's no f*ing way I'm doing them by hand.

tamaraaaa · May 2017

camomile_june said:

WTF housing administrators - they're telling us, after more than a year, that we cannot have a dishwasher installed and need to get rid of it within 3 days!!!! First, it's a table top dishwasher, nothing is 'installed'. Second, I'm pregnant, dishes are gross and there's no f*ing way I'm doing them by hand.

Oh helllllllllll no. I wouldn't survive without a dishwasher. My husband had never used one until I moved it, he was insane.

Jellybelly119 · May 2017

rainbowdashh said:

Wtf husband. I promise you are not more tired than I am.

This is my life. This morning he actually said, "You said you got up 4 times to pee. Maybe that's why I'm so tired, since you getting up probably messes up my sleep cycle."

STFU, dude. He did this the first time too. And when I was waking up every 30 minutes to BF. I don't know why I still let him sleep in the bed.

breezybee · May 2017

OH NO HE DIDNT!!!!! @Jellybelly119 God, that sounds like my husband FOR SURE. WTF?!

AMCsquared · May 2017

@MJDsquared I totally fall asleep every time we watch TV too. And always have lol. Dh is like ughhh.

@vvitchhazel ha and meanwhile I literally never check the spreadsheet board or the intros.

tamaraaaa · May 2017

I always refer back to spreadsheets way later on when I should know a detail about someone that I can't remember... So they have to stay or else I'll look like a jerk at some point for calling your he a she or the wrong name or something.

Jellybelly119 · May 2017

Oh, but he did @breezybee! It got so much worse last time.
Me, 8 months pregnant with SPD so bad I could barely walk: "Everything hurts and I'm dying."
DH: "Oh my god!! Me too! My back hurts really bad."

Me, before I got an MRI at 36 weeks for ridiculous migraines (I was losing vision and it was scary AF): "My head is killing me."
DH: "Me too! Maybe I'm dehydrated! I need some Advil right away!"

Me, after giving birth: "My vagina hurts."
DH: "My neck hurts SO bad!! This chair was so uncomfortable to sleep in. I don't think I can even pick up the baby."

He's such a sweet man, but my God I want to ring his neck sometimes!

breezybee · May 2017

@Jellybelly119 Men really are such pussies lol

AMCsquared · May 2017

Happy teacher appreciation to me an angry kid just threw a pencil at me and punched his desk lol

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