WTF Wednesday | 4.26.17

jessafishy · April 2017

I need this today.

jessafishy · April 2017

WTF DH? Quit being all hot and cold on girl names. It's driving me insane. I am almost praying that this baby is a boy so I don't have to have this argument with him any more.

How many days until May 8th? I need to start a countdown.

dajocl · April 2017

WTF old people at work. Just because something has always been done one way doesn't mean that it still needs to be done that way. We have policies and procedures for a reason. Please just retire already.

Okay, rant over, that felt nice.

dajocl · April 2017

@jessafishy 13 days, I think. Pregnancy brain makes math hard so don't take my word on it.

beezeee · April 2017

@jessafishy solidarity on DH naming drama, sister.

acnd08 · April 2017

WTF at the scale today at the OB's office. I have officially *almost* gained back every single pound I lost at the beginning of this pregnancy. I know it's not a bad thing, but I felt like "Did you have to announce that, lady?!" I glared at DH, daring him to mention I eat about 2 pies a week.

Baby was good! Got a quick peep at her today and she was sucking her thumb! She's already weaseled her way into my shriveled up heart!

aprilsarahjune · April 2017

@dajocl I second the call for folks to retire already! I have complained about this on here before, but my profession has a problem of old people who "retire" but still come into the office 40+ hours per week and do nothing but annoy the staff. Old guy who brings in no revenue made my assistant cry last week. I suspect he comes in because his wife cannot tolerate having him at home (and he has a long term reputation of annoying folks, so he has to annoy her too).

jasmuin · April 2017

What the heck baby daughter. She came up gave me a hug and puked all over me. I don't have enough clean clothes that still fit me for her to do that! Why couldn't she have just puked on the floor like a good baby?

dajocl · April 2017

@aprilsarahjune I think I remember you mentioning him before. I can't believe he made your assistant cry. That's terrible.

carries2018 · April 2017

WTF if May 8th is 13 days away, that means May 7th (DD2's birthday/party) is 12 days away. who here wants to guess how much i have done to prepare? hint: if you guessed nothing you are right.

canonmom413 · April 2017

@jessafishy

DH's suck with the back and forth business! Dh is liking the Jaxon, and the Weston, and the Rowen, and the.... oh dear Lord just say something that gives some kind of indication of liking something more than the other!!

@carries2018
No worries, I threw together DD1's 10th birthday situation in 3 days. DD2 is turnng 7 May 27th. I dont plan to plan until the week before.

aprilsarahjune · April 2017

@carries2018 Every child of mine had a birthday present bought on the day of their birthday this year because this momma failed to plan for that important piece of it ... So I am right there with you!

canonmom413 · April 2017

WTF to my boss at the studio. I told her I will not be coming back to the desk for summer classes nor will I return in the fall. I am done sitting there and I refuse to bring my newborn into the germ haven to work. Yesterday I texted her (because she takes tuesdays off) about a difficult parent, and how I took care of it. She responded , the way she always responds when I get shit done, "Im going to miss you so much. You always know what to do, and how to handle it. No one will be able to be just as good." Go ahead keep buttering me up. Feels good, but I am NOT coming back no matter how hard you try.

mrs_fogue · April 2017

@canonmom413 I sent DH a text yesterday about finding the perfect boy name and how it goes great with DDs name, he did not reply!

mrs_fogue · April 2017

aprilsarahjune said:

@carries2018 Every child of mine had a birthday present bought on the day of their birthday this year because this momma failed to plan for that important piece of it ... So I am right there with you!

Getting an awesome birthday party counts as a present right!?

canonmom413 · April 2017

@mrs_fogue
Can these DHs just get it togehter?!?!

beezeee · April 2017

DD pooped in her underwear in the middle of the night last night. She's been solidly potty trained (nights too) for 2 months. She's in a big bed and can get out to access the potty when she needs. I was obviously nice to her about it, but in my head, "WTF."

mamabear148-2 · April 2017

Wtf, 2yr old DD. You asked for chicken nuggets and broccoli for lunch and the only thing you've eaten is ALL the ketchup and a few broccoli. She keeps saying no nuggets.
Tough luck little one, you'll have to bring them in the car and eat them on the way to pick up big sis in a little while

yasandson · April 2017

@mamabear148-2 make sure you look everywhere around the backseat. My mom used to find my unwanted brocoli under carpets and in vases (in house) lol

Edited cause vocab

natleilynn · April 2017

This is not the WTF context that is normally used, but a WTF nonetheless.

WTF, I passed a pirate on my way to drop DD off at preschool today. Legit. Beard, eyepatch, pirate hat. Y'all, we live in the country. Very far from ocean. Or pirates.

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/LUIvcbR6yytz2/giphy.gif

(not an accurate visual representation of said pirate)

mrs_fogue · April 2017

@natleilynn was it your potential friend you have been stalking trying to scare you away? Also, did you ever leave the note?

natleilynn · April 2017

@mrs_fogue no, I changed my mind about wanting DD to be playdate friends with her. She went to time out 3 times last week for climbing up on a table and dancing and also climbing the fence on the playground and attempting to escape.

DD currently has a track record of 0 time out's and I'd like to keep it that way.

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/l2Je5WxFoEf5fmWnC/giphy.gif

sjohns908 · April 2017

WTF to my dog. Why does she have to do some of the weirdest shit? She likes to come stand over your foot and it looks like she's trying to hump it. Seriously irritates the hell out of me. Because everything she does irritates me lol

jessafishy · April 2017

natleilynn said:

This is not the WTF context that is normally used, but a WTF nonetheless.

WTF, I passed a pirate on my way to drop DD off at preschool today. Legit. Beard, eyepatch, pirate hat. Y'all, we live in the country. Very far from ocean. Or pirates.

(not an accurate visual representation of said pirate)

I wish this was an accurate visual representation.

soprano19 · April 2017

jessafishy said:

natleilynn said:

This is not the WTF context that is normally used, but a WTF nonetheless.

WTF, I passed a pirate on my way to drop DD off at preschool today. Legit. Beard, eyepatch, pirate hat. Y'all, we live in the country. Very far from ocean. Or pirates.

(not an accurate visual representation of said pirate)

I wish this was an accurate visual representation.

I was thinking the same thing as @jessafishy.

monstera13 · April 2017

WTF individual mac and cheese cups, why are you so tiny? I get a taste of the cheesy deliciousness and then it's gone! I really need a whole box.

canonmom413 · April 2017

natleilynn said:

@mrs_fogue no, I changed my mind about wanting DD to be playdate friends with her. She went to time out 3 times last week for climbing up on a table and dancing and also climbing the fence on the playground and attempting to escape.

DD currently has a track record of 0 time out's and I'd like to keep it that way.

You do not need DD being friends with table dancers.

bluejeanbabi05 · April 2017

jessirh said:

WTF individual mac and cheese cups, why are you so tiny? I get a taste of the cheesy deliciousness and then it's gone! I really need a whole box.

I just made a Costco run and got a big pack of kraft mac and cheese boxes yummmmmm

carries2018 · April 2017

i prefer annies. it says organic on the box so you know its good.

purplestarz · April 2017

carries2018 said:

i prefer annies. it says organic on the box so you know its good.

I switched to annie's after Kraft took out all the artificial stuff. It just didn't taste right. I also like to think Annie's is "healthier." It's a fun joke I play on myself.

bluejeanbabi05 · April 2017

carries2018 said:

i prefer annies. it says organic on the box so you know its good.

If I make LO eat this, do I get to skip her vaccinations?

monstera13 · April 2017

bluejeanbabi05 said:

carries2018 said:

i prefer annies. it says organic on the box so you know its good.

If I make LO eat this, do I get to skip her vaccinations?

Only if you believe in Science, and not God.

bluejeanbabi05 · April 2017

I heard it also depends on what side of the pond I'm on...

carries2018 · April 2017

as long as you make Annies with breastmilk and coconut oil you are unstoppable.

TallMomma29 · April 2017

I have one of those as seen on TV things where you can make mac and cheese from the box in the microwave in less than 5 minutes, and no pan or straining required. If you guys don't have one, you need it! It is amazing if you are cool with eating radiation (or whatever happens in the microwave).

I make Annies and then mix in a ton of extra shredded cheese to make it even more heathy.

carries2018 · April 2017

@TallMomma29 bones are unbreakable! so much calcium!

buttercream_frosting · April 2017

WTF MS why did you come back?
WTF weather. I hate winter
WTF DS. Why are you biting me?

soprano19 · April 2017

I had a craving for Kraft mac and cheese last week. H refused to let me have any and instead made mac and cheese from scratch. It was delicious, but not the same as Kraft. And then of course I thought about how he was trying to get me to eat healthy(ish) and the trouble he went to to make it from scratch, and I felt bad for still wanting Kraft.

sjohns908 · April 2017

Homemade Mac n cheese sounds gross. Powdered cheese mixture for the win!

canonmom413 · April 2017

You guys Aldi Mac n cheese is where it's at. When I'm out of my "bunny Mac" that is. Yes my 10 year old still calls Annies, bunny Mac.

sdarling2010 · April 2017

All this talk of mac n cheese made me crave it!

Stouffers mac n cheese for dinner tonight. Winning!! Plus salad because healthy ...

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