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mschanandlerbong1214 · March 2017

**Not guaranteed to be flame free**

mschanandlerbong1214 · March 2017

Mine is tame but....

I haven't done dishes all week. My sink is overflowing but I have no desire to wash them. DH just came home last night from a week long work trip OOT and I fully plan on making him wash the dishes. Sorry not sorry!

pebbledam · March 2017

This is my second marriage and some days I really miss my old in-laws. I get along with my current MIL, but we'll never be close.

CecilB93 · March 2017

I'm not a fan of Ariana Grande, and I dislike her music even more. I feel like her voice is either too whiny or too airy. She's ruined the name Ariana for us if we ever have a girl, which was on DHs top 3 list for years before she became famous.

haylsbayls-2 · March 2017

I love rompers. I secretly hope I carry small for a while so I can still wear rompers this summer (if I even get KU soon)

*but also, if I look nine months pregnant on the first day, I will still be happier than ever.

beachbunnyxo123 · March 2017

I have considered buying maternity pants in "preparation for pregnancy". The real reason is my pants are too tight from not eating healthy so I'd like to wear them now.

jsnakehole · March 2017

@beachbunnyxo123 I purposely buy leggings a size up from what I need for days I want to eat a lot.

I made a mom cry at P-T conferences and I don't feel bad about it. I actually feel kind of good about it. She refused to see how her son's behavior was negatively impacting him and refused to correct it, so I gave her a reality check. Sorry, but definitely not sorry.

eggplantface · March 2017

CecilB93 said:

I'm not a fan of Ariana Grande, and I dislike her music even more. I feel like her voice is either too whiny or too airy. She's ruined the name Ariana for us if we ever have a girl, which was on DHs top 3 list for years before she became famous.

I hate the Side to Side song. A song about getting banged so hard you can't walk? What happened to love songs?

vintageandrea90 · March 2017

I'm a nurse and I seriously get mad at my patients some days for things they can't even help. Like if someone calls and needs help getting to the bathroom for the 5th time, I find myself inwardly rolling my eyes. Or if someone calls and yells at me because they've "been waiting for their glass of water for half an hour" while i was helping someone else who was dying.....like sorry, but someone was dying. Your glass of water is not important.

KristoKekerooni · March 2017

eggplantface said:

CecilB93 said:

I'm not a fan of Ariana Grande, and I dislike her music even more. I feel like her voice is either too whiny or too airy. She's ruined the name Ariana for us if we ever have a girl, which was on DHs top 3 list for years before she became famous.

I hate the Side to Side song. A song about getting banged so hard you can't walk? What happened to love songs?

Yeah... when I first heard that song I had to google "wrist icicle" and I was a little disgusted. I mean. I'm all about "after dark" stuff and I can get down and dirty..." but I don't need to like, proclaim it like that and be so vulgar. Ewweee. I don't need a song that references jizz.

[Deleted User] · March 2017

Lollll My FFFC - I actually like raunchy songs (as long as they don't disparage women) and I like to use them for my yoga classes if I'm teaching at a location that's open minded.

hartmich · March 2017

@antoto Yesssss I love really raunchy music for all workouts. Hardcore gangsta rap is the best. I appreciate when teachers change things up!

ETA: @kristokekerooni my FFFC is I just googled that. Learn something new everyday.

Everycol0r · March 2017

I judge people who don't like Harry Potter or Star Wars.

MJDsquared · March 2017

FFFC: I SO wish I still thought when she said "wrist icicle" she meant a diamond bracelet...

Damn Google.

I do also like some vulgar songs, especially to work out too. I'll admit, I like Side to Side because it's so damn catchy but when I realized what it was about I felt a little icky. Oh well!

CandyApple2012 · March 2017

I have 2:

I had no idea what the Side to Side song was actually about.

Last month during the first week of the TWW when I was super naively optimistic, I bought a cute onsie to surprise DH with if there was good news. Like a crazy person, I've taken it out of its hiding place in my closet like at least a dozen times since when I'm alone at home. I feel like my brain has been hijacked.

CandyApple2012 · March 2017

@Everycol0r ...that's because those people deserve to be judged!

Redpuma119 · March 2017

I also had to google the side to side song!!

AlohaKumu · March 2017

I don't like sidewalks that are such a hot mess that it's impossible to navigate through them with crutches or a wheelchair! Having a broken foot has made me so much more aware of how "accessible" means "we sort of thought about trying."

eggplantface · March 2017

I'm all about feminism and women getting down and dirty if that's what makes them happy, but there is something about "wrist icicle" that is demeaning, and I don't like that I feel that way because hey, maybe Nicki Minaj likes giving hand jibbers and who am I to judge? Maybe it's rooted in knowing that there are douches out there talking about giving a chick a wrist icicle and being a dick about it. Because they should thank us for that!

Everycol0r · March 2017

Dafuq is a wrist icicle?

SoldiersMom · March 2017

My eyes are so wide open to this song now. I literally had no idea what it meant, since you can't understand a word she says. This made my day better

thanks ladies

AlohaKumu · March 2017

Also, sorry not sorry for this *tw political content

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/js/bo2w27xbti1z.png

kiki75 · March 2017

So... I, too had to Google wrist icicle. BUT, I noticed this article which casts some doubt on the Urban Dictionary definition and the timing of when it was added. This article contends that Nicki Minaj's lyrics were interpreted incorrectly and it's about her wearing a diamond bracelet while enjoying a ride on this gentleman. I haven't done full research and probably won't but I would take the Urban Dictionary definition with a grain of salt now.
https://hollywoodlife.com/2016/09/01/ariana-grande-side-to-side-message-sex-duet-nicki-minaj/

My FFFC: I love emoji more than any grown woman should.
Image result for emoji

eggplantface · March 2017

@Kiki75 Oh I hope you're right.

[Deleted User] · March 2017

Also wrist icicle can go both way... just saying. Initially when I guessed what it was I assumed it was when a guy was fingering a girl and well... HE got the wrist icicle. Urban Dictionary says that's another interpretation.

I love this conversation.

kiki75 · March 2017

@eggplantface Me too. Without getting too into mechanics... it kind of makes sense. If the song is supposed to be about ladies gettin' pleased, I wouldn't be including stuff about handy-dandies because uh, those certainly aren't for my pleasure.

kiwi2628 · March 2017

I both love and hate the song. I find it a bit too crude for me, but at the same time I love spinning to it. Sooooo I'm a weirdo.

laurad75 · March 2017

This thread is my favorite thing about today.

vintageandrea90 · March 2017

I have literally never heard of this side to side song. I must be in the dark ages

MJDsquared · March 2017

@AlohaKumu Oh man I am glad someone said it!

eggplantface · March 2017

antoto said:

Also wrist icicle can go both way... just saying. Initially when I guessed what it was I assumed it was when a guy was fingering a girl and well... HE got the wrist icicle. Urban Dictionary says that's another interpretation.

I love this conversation.

Yes for gender equality with handies!

jsnakehole · March 2017

I'm being an asshole to myself. I haven't even booked a flight for April and I'm still not 100% sure it's even happening, but I'm looking at the Chinese Gender Chart and if I did get KU (which is only if I visit), we would supposedly have a girl.

I seriously need to punch myself.

Redpuma119 · March 2017

@eggplantface hahahahahaha yes!!!!

haylsbayls-2 · March 2017

@jsnakehole well now you have me down the rabbit hole of Chinese Gender Chart...............

[Deleted User] · March 2017

Fffc I'm letting my students watch Moana as they work on their projects since it's the last day of school before spring break and it's randomly making me hyper emotional and I just got teary eyed. In other news my period is starting.

jsnakehole · March 2017

haylsbayls said:

@jsnakehole well now you have me down the rabbit hole of Chinese Gender Chart...............

It's such a time suck. I've sat there and did calculations for every possible situation.

tamalahoops · March 2017

FFFC: I just looked up the chinese gender chart and then remembered that my only embryo is a boy. whomp whomp. no surprises for me!

AlohaKumu · March 2017

Can I join your class, @antoto? I'll even help you grade those projects! Ha ha.

SoldiersMom · March 2017

Not to change gears back to Side to Side, but the fact that it was written by Lena Dunham's boyfriend adds a whole new level of gross.

jsnakehole · March 2017

@SoldiersMom I can't stand anything about Lena Dunham

SoldiersMom · March 2017

@jsnakehole we just became friends

me either!

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