Twatwaffle Tuesday

britvahok · March 2017

Who's a twat today?

knottie76d2afb8a2f15466 · March 2017

Last Wed I got to work and realized I had my dress inside out wondering why am I seeing my tag while looking at myself in the mirror. My SO was cracking up calling me crazy. Well this am at 7 I left to head to work and I'm like "that looks like my babes car" parked in the middle of the street with the hazards on. Sure enough he came home around 8 last night and double parked while running in the laundry and groceries, completely forgetting to go back out and park his car. Who's the twat this week!!! I hope he didn't block anyone because I'm sure they were calling him worse names than twat

maebee87 · March 2017

My boss/principal is a TW. I'm a supply teacher and today I was on lunch duty in 3 classrooms and carrying my water bottle around with me and was told that this was inappropriate and that I could drink my water on my lunch break.

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SpotConlon · March 2017

It's unprofessional to drink water? What on earth?

NatSprat0703 · March 2017

Yet again, my TWT is my freaking MIL. We lived iwth them for 5 months, and a little over a month ago we FINALLY moved back home. She texted me yesterday with something that I left over there asking if it was mine. I said it was and she said when I come get it, we can also go through the freezer and get what I left there. she asked when I would be coming over. Ummm, is never a good answer?! I know she's trying ot be nice and helpful, but woman, you annoy the ever living crap out of me. I finally go out of seeing you everyday, I"m not coming over there to get something tht I can certainly live without until I'm forced to go over there.

DDRGirlie · March 2017

My TW is one of my students. She said she was excited for me having twins and that she carried twins. But at delivery, her son was stillborn so she just has a 27 yo daughter. Who says things like that?!

smallbutmighty77 · March 2017

My TW is my friends doctors...She is having major surgery today so I am with her family in the waiting room, surgery was originally scheduled for 9am, late last night it was moved to noon, just after 2pm she finally went back. We're talking about a serious 6-8hr surgery. Extra long day for her and everyone waiting. Luckily the waiting room has some small couches and is very big so her mom and older aunt etc are getting some naps. But my friend didn't need the added stress and neither did her family.

maryallisont · March 2017

The checker lady at the grocery store. She didn't say hi she just barked "Where are your bags?!" I said I was visiting and didn't have any. She replied with a snarky, "Gees, the off season was only a week this year." I'm here for work you twatwaffle. I'll also add the girl clipping her fingernails on the ferry. And the passenger who had a loud cell phone conversation while the rest of the plane waited for him to finish before we could do the departure brief. The people down the hall who are very clearly smoking pot in their hotel room. And the jerkoffs who are being super loud next door when I just need to go to sleep. Twatwaffles, all of them.

SpotConlon · March 2017

My dogs are the usual twatwaffle suspects. I found a nice pee spot and some poop on the entry rug when I got home from work. Can't I just have an entry rug that's not soiled on? Please?

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