You guys ready for this? My vagini is a faucet. Sometimes it's hard to decipher if it's an over abundance of discharge, pee, or possible amniotic fluid. Yesterday I had diarrhea so bad and spent my entire morning in the bathroom. My chili ring was so on fire that I sat on an ice pack for the rest of the day.
You guys ready for this? My vagini is a faucet. Sometimes it's hard to decipher if it's an over abundance of discharge, pee, or possible amniotic fluid. Yesterday I had diarrhea so bad and spent my entire morning in the bathroom. My chili ring was so on fire that I sat on an ice pack for the rest of the day.
You guys ready for this? My vagini is a faucet. Sometimes it's hard to decipher if it's an over abundance of discharge, pee, or possible amniotic fluid. Yesterday I had diarrhea so bad and spent my entire morning in the bathroom. My chili ring was so on fire that I sat on an ice pack for the rest of the day.
You guys ready for this? My vagini is a faucet. Sometimes it's hard to decipher if it's an over abundance of discharge, pee, or possible amniotic fluid. Yesterday I had diarrhea so bad and spent my entire morning in the bathroom. My chili ring was so on fire that I sat on an ice pack for the rest of the day.
There's more but I will save it for next week
Stuck in Box
I feel like you are looking at me like you have never heard that terminology before.
@EmeraldNC I can't tell you how many times I've sneezed snot all over my poor dog over the years. She's always on my lap when I'm home sick and poor thing gets green snot on her whenever I'm sick. Just gotta get a wash clothe and wipe her off . At least your kids were impressed.
I had a mole removed on my lady bits last week. It was sore initially, but since feels better. I'm still using it as an excuse for why I can't put out.
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui) #1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo #2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015 #4!!!!!!! due June 2017
I was getting a Brazilian wax the other day (that already feels like TMI) and when the person was cleaning up the back she said something like "You know, I get hemorrhoids (not a word I ever wanted to have to learn to spell correctly) and so does my sister. I think it's from our dad." For a split second I was like, why the f*ck is this woman talking about her....oh...great. The person ripping hair from my crack is commenting on my 'rrhoids by sharing about her own, awesome.
@meilay That is amazing in the worst way. My ass hasn't been the same since DS and his ginormous head came barreling through my lady bits and cause so much pressure that the nurses commented on how my hemorrhoids were some of the larger they have seen. My butt hurt more than anything recovering with him. With both DD and this pregnancy, I haven't even really been constipated, but they flair up anyway! WTAF. I always assumed they were an "old folk problem" until my first pregnancy.
@Elyse1384 I've never experienced them before pregnancy and I still can't believe they exist. Thankfully they've calmed down some from a couple months ago when I was last constipated, but still. It's the first pregnancy symptom I had where I was like, I get why people don't talk about this, but I kinda wish someone had talked about this.
@Elyse1384 and @meilay I got one a flipping week before DD was born and it has never gone away luckily it isn't painful. I'm pretty sure it's already gotten bigger with this pregnancy.
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui) #1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo #2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015 #4!!!!!!! due June 2017
@Elyse1384 and @meilay I got one a flipping week before DD was born and it has never gone away luckily it isn't painful. I'm pretty sure it's already gotten bigger with this pregnancy.
Seriously - I've practically named mine at this point. They come and go, but since that first pregnancy I get flareups and I brace myself for them post delivery. I had a band put on one after DD was born and boy did that hurt like a mother! Still... they remain. Yes... they. Karma is a bitch. Pre-mom me mocked bidets. Now I dream of someday owning such a magnificent spa for my ass while I currently brace myself with each use of cheap teepee. Witch hazel wipes though ladies... witch hazel wipes. That is all.
All this hemorrhoid talk is amazing. So glad to be a part of this exclusive club. The amount of hair that is growing on my stomach is insane. I'm irish, I shouldn't be this furry. Pretty soon we won't be able to tell if we are looking at the cat lying on me or just my bare stomach.
On the topic of hair.. my chin, neck and upper lip hair disappeared sometime in the first tri. Now that I know this baby is a girl I think maybe it's because of increased estrogen?? I used to have to get rid of it daily and there were random really dark hairs all over. Now, nothing! It's amazing!
Also, I think my boobs are starting to leak a tiny bit. I notice a little bit of crusty stuff in my nips at the end of the day.
This thread has totally made my day! @itsfine I'm right there with you, but I could never have explained it so well! Haha. Also, my TMI Tuesday I want to rant about is the excessive gas I've had. I work with people ALL day long. I'm getting so tired of finding excuses to run out of the room or praying that no one hears it when it accidentally slips. I've never felt so unladylike in my life!
I don't burp. Like ever. For most of my life I have just felt like it's physically impossible for me to do so. Last night my DF and I were out to dinner and in the middle of a sentence a big burp just came out of my mouth. I was genuinely shocked by it and my DF thought it was *so* funny.
I keep meaning to wax my stomach, for about 2 months now.
This thread has totally made my day! @itsfine I'm right there with you, but I could never have explained it so well! Haha. Also, my TMI Tuesday I want to rant about is the excessive gas I've had. I work with people ALL day long. I'm getting so tired of finding excuses to run out of the room or praying that no one hears it when it accidentally slips. I've never felt so unladylike in my life!
Omg the gas! I feel like I have a constant green gas cloud hovering around me because I produce such atomic bombs.
Funny story about my hemmies, after DD3's birth I had a few hemorrhoids, i lathered up on ointment and shoved a tucks pad up there. About an hour later I tried to fart and I couldn't, I freaked out, and thought I had some sort of blockage. I called my OB and as I was waiting for the nurse to call me back, I went and sat on the toilet, only to hear the tucks pad plop in the toilet. At that moment the nurse called me back and I had to embarrassingly tell her that I forgot I shoved a pad up there that prevented me from farting.
On the topic of hair.. my chin, neck and upper lip hair disappeared sometime in the first tri. Now that I know this baby is a girl I think maybe it's because of increased estrogen?? I used to have to get rid of it daily and there were random really dark hairs all over. Now, nothing! It's amazing!
Also, I think my boobs are starting to leak a tiny bit. I notice a little bit of crusty stuff in my nips at the end of the day.
I think there was a whole thread on this the other day. You and Gina can commiserate. You're in good company.
@keniialise I got grossed out by my cats wet food a couple days ago and projectile vomited the cereal and milk I had for dinner. Throwing up made me pee myself bad enough that I had to change. Not my most dignified moment...
My belly hair is also out of control. It's light, so I didn't really notice until the light caught it just right and...wow. And I still have just one leaky nip.
I stopped getting waxed early in pregnancy since my hair seemed to be growing faster than ever before, and I didn't want to take out a second mortgage to afford my habit.
Shaving is becoming comical and challenging. My butt hawk (yep, butt crack Mohawk) is out of control.
Re: TMI Tuesday
There's more but I will save it for next week
I just sneezed in the middle of my small group, and snot shot out onto the floor. My kids were so impressed. I was so embarrassed.
I'm proud that you're still willing to put out.
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui)
#1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo
#2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015
#4!!!!!!! due June 2017
Thanks a lot guys...
TTC#1 for 19 months with PCOS and MFI IUI#3 + injectables = BFP!!!! Beta#1-134(13dpiui) Beta #2-392(15dpiui)
#1 born December 2011
TTC#2 - Beta #1 -51@10dpo Beta#2 -1353 @16dpo
#2 born May 2013
TTC # 3 June 2014 BFP 12-1-14
#3 born August 2015
#4!!!!!!! due June 2017
Also, I think my boobs are starting to leak a tiny bit. I notice a little bit of crusty stuff in my nips at the end of the day.
Also, my TMI Tuesday I want to rant about is the excessive gas I've had. I work with people ALL day long. I'm getting so tired of finding excuses to run out of the room or praying that no one hears it when it accidentally slips. I've never felt so unladylike in my life!
I keep meaning to wax my stomach, for about 2 months now.
Edited to add mine: when I had food poisoning last week, every time I threw up I peed all over the floor... it was awesome cleaning up vomit and urine
Tucks pads are the best though.
Shaving is becoming comical and challenging. My butt hawk (yep, butt crack Mohawk) is out of control.