For Fun: Worst Onesies

starphish18 · February 2017

What are the worst onesies you've come across?

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onebadmotha · February 2017

Oh man, there are just so many to choose from. Aside from the destructive and ridiculous messages on many onesies, the dichotomy between the messages on girls' clothes vs. boys' clothes kills me. See below. Thankfully, the fat shaming onesie was pulled from the market after this went viral.

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starphish18 · February 2017

@kayemjay2 Omg! Those two right next to each other are especially horrible.

Jens_Hoes · February 2017

@kayemjay2
I can't believe that made it all the way to market!!! That is so insane

RainyDays86 · February 2017

Ewwwww those are terrible!

nda_roxybabe · February 2017

This is my least favorite:

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MrsFox2008 · February 2017

Ugh...

nda_roxybabe · February 2017

@MrsFox2008 Eww

MrsFox2008 · February 2017

@nda_roxybabe my exact thoughts when I saw it. How could anyone put that on their child!

bacorrea · February 2017

Omg I hate all of these.

Jens_Hoes · February 2017

I totally judge any parent who puts their child in one of these

starphish18 · February 2017

@MrsFox2008 Omg, noooo! Hahaha

nda_roxybabe · February 2017

H has already said no clothes with words. There ARE some cute ones though, so...

sarah0985 · February 2017

@mrsfox2008
this deserves the nope-topus

onebadmotha · February 2017

Ewww...these all make my skin crawl. I would definitely judge any parent who would put their kid in these atrocities.

hp_momma · February 2017

These are all horrible!!

bubsalicious · February 2017

Anything to do with "scoring" and "goalies"
Call Of Doody Brown Ops Funny Baby Onesie by Southern Designs 995

Things to do with poop
And I can't find it, but there was talk of putting my child in a Miller Beer onsie. NO

rkstro2 · February 2017

@MrsFox2008 that's horrible! And @absbubbs that is equally as gross.

achays11 · February 2017

I hate the ones that say "I'm what happened in Vegas". I think it's so crude.

Jkp7749 · February 2017

I opened this expecting them to be somewhat ridiculous but the ones you guys found are HORRIBLE! @kayemjay2 that is absolutely insane that anyone anywhere ever thought that was a good idea! And for it to get all the way into the store BLOWS MY MIND.

and the "squirt" one is just gross. I don't like when people enjoy that type of humor.

I can't find it but I feel like I saw some twin ones where one said "planned" and one said "unplanned" which may just be my hormones, but I never want my babies to feel like one was wanted and the other wasn't.

CherryBananas · February 2017

The dumb dad sayings make me rage:

And these are just gross:

n&a0630 · February 2017

These are terrible!!

onebadmotha · February 2017

@Jkp7749 - As an unplanned "oops" baby, I find those pretty funny, but I do see your point.

@CherryBananas - The dumb dad onesies (and general treatment of dads are lesser parents) also irk me, but I will say that, on multiple occasions (most recently yesterday), my husband has forgotten to snap my son's onesie before putting on pants...so maybe there's something to that?

OmegaRose3 · February 2017

For some reason I thought this was going to be about brands/quality which in that case, I hate the cheap-y Gerber style ones with only two snaps at the bottom because they gape open.

As for the horrible sayings etc I hate the "I'm a Diva!" "My Aunt is Single!" "Daddy's Wingman" kinds you see all the time at Walmart, etc. DH and I don't go out of our way to avoid onesies or shirts with sayings, we just don't put DD and won't put baby in one's we disagree with

Jellybeanqueen13 · February 2017

Haha! I love this thread! Some of these are terrible!

The "Future Trophy Wife" onesie reminds me of a bag of baby clothes we were given when my daughter was born. Almost all of the onesies had cringeworthy phrases on them like "Little Miss Diva", "Princess in training", "Pretty like mommy" and similar sentiments. Not as bad as some of these, but definitely not my style at all.

jayandaplus · February 2017

These are terrible! Like some of these make me want to actually cry. Crude, rude, and gross. No thank you!

I don't like anything overly gendered I.e. glitter for girls. I don't know if I enjoy this thread or am just horrified.

OmegaRose3 · February 2017

Oh, I hate the "Current Family Favorite" ones, it just strikes the wrong not in my eyes. I don't mind things like "Cool" or "Sunshine" or "Loved" if it goes with a cute design or whatever, but some of the sayings just make me cringe

@Jellybeanqueen13 The idea of putting "Future Trophy Wife" on a baby's, let alone my own body is completely awful to me.

vrj0522 · February 2017

@nda_roxybabe - I see that one at the store regularly and absolutely hate it.

rkstro2 · February 2017

Omg several of these are making me cringe

eta:I can't spell

Squirtgun · February 2017

@OmegaRose3 I totally bought Younger daughter the "current family favorite" one because I thought it was hilarious! Her sister picked it, because Pink and sparkly, and of course she can't read. So, that's probably why I think it's so funny.

Side note, SIL (husband's sister) is due a couple months before me. MIL told me that I had to give her the current family favorite shirt for her new little one.
Um, no.

PghMom412 · February 2017

I want to love this because of how cute and matchy the set is, but I can't get over "I'm a boy" on the shirt!

mrsrep123 · February 2017

Great thread @starphish! I think I "Ewww'd" to all of them... but really despise that "future trophy wife" one. Sickening...

oh... and of course, the "I hate my thighs" one. Really!? That person needs to be fired!

jayandaplus · February 2017

@PghMom412 Totally agree. They ruin it with that caption!

starphish18 · February 2017

@PghMom412 There are so many cute baby clothes I've seen that are then ruined (for me) by the little sayings. I don't mind some of them, but even some of the benign ones are not my style, like that one you posted or even ones that say "I love mommy". Just not my thing.

achays11 · February 2017

This may be a UO, but I hate the shirts and onesies that say Big Sister/Big Brother and Little Sister/Little Brother.

onebadmotha · February 2017

I've ranted about this one before- my MIL got one for my son a while ago. No. Just no.

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starphish18 · February 2017

@kayemjay2 Nooo, those are some of my least favorite. Why do people think it's ok to start imposing gender norms on infants?

nda_roxybabe · February 2017

Glad I'm not the only one who isn't into "Mommy's little cutie" and "Lil Sister"

luckywife10 · February 2017

I saw a onsie at Macy's the other day that said "Stop texting and feed me!". How sad that someone thought to put that on a onsie either because they thought it was funny or they saw how many parents look at their phones and just "have to send one more text" or "look at one more thing on Facebook" before attending to their baby's needs.

bacorrea · February 2017

People have bought this.

NotAPlaya-JustCrushAlot · February 2017

luckywife10 said:

I saw a onsie at Macy's the other day that said "Stop texting and feed me!". How sad that someone thought to put that on a onsie either because they thought it was funny or they saw how many parents look at their phones and just "have to send one more text" or "look at one more thing on Facebook" before attending to their baby's needs.

I once dropped my iphone on DD's face while nursing her. Sooo I guess I was at least attending to her needs while surfing The Facebook.

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