May 2017 Moms

For Fun: Worst Onesies

What are the worst onesies you've come across?


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  • @kayemjay2
    I can't believe that made it all the way to market!!! That is so insane
  • Ewwwww those are terrible!
  • Married 6/5/14 in Ireland
    1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
  • @nda_roxybabe my exact thoughts when I saw it. How could anyone put that on their child! 

    #1 DD Aug 2014 @39weeks via CS

    #2 Due May 2,2017 hopeful VBAC

  • Omg I hate all of these.  :s
  • H has already said no clothes with words. There ARE some cute ones though, so...
    Married 6/5/14 in Ireland
    1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
  • Ewww...these all make my skin crawl. I would definitely judge any parent who would put their kid in these atrocities. 
    Fur daughter: 02/2011
    Human sons: 11/2015 & 05/2017
    *formerly kayemjay*


  • These are all horrible!! 
    Married 03.09.09
    Sweet Baby H 12.21.11
    Sassy Baby P 03.26.14
    Little Brother Due 05.22.17
  • @MrsFox2008 that's horrible! And @absbubbs that is equally as gross.  
  • These are terrible!!
  • @Jkp7749 - As an unplanned "oops" baby, I find those pretty funny, but I do see your point.

    @CherryBananas - The dumb dad onesies (and general treatment of dads are lesser parents) also irk me, but I will say that, on multiple occasions (most recently yesterday), my husband has forgotten to snap my son's onesie before putting on pants...so maybe there's something to that? 
    Fur daughter: 02/2011
    Human sons: 11/2015 & 05/2017
    *formerly kayemjay*


  • Haha! I love this thread! Some of these are terrible! 

    The "Future Trophy Wife" onesie reminds me of a bag of baby clothes we were given when my daughter was born. Almost all of the onesies had cringeworthy phrases on them like "Little Miss Diva", "Princess in training", "Pretty like mommy" and similar sentiments. Not as bad as some of these, but definitely not my style at all.
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  • These are terrible! Like some of these make me want to actually cry. Crude, rude, and gross. No thank you!

    I don't like anything overly gendered I.e. glitter for girls. I don't know if I enjoy this thread or am just horrified.
  • Oh, I hate the "Current Family Favorite" ones, it just strikes the wrong not in my eyes. I don't mind things like "Cool" or "Sunshine" or "Loved" if it goes with a cute design or whatever, but some of the sayings just make me cringe

    @Jellybeanqueen13 The idea of putting "Future Trophy Wife" on a baby's, let alone my own body is completely awful to me.
  • vrj0522vrj0522 member
    edited February 2017
    @nda_roxybabe - I see that one at the store regularly  and absolutely hate it.

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  • rkstro2rkstro2 member
    edited February 2017
    Omg several of these are making me cringe

    eta:I can't spell
  • @OmegaRose3 I totally bought Younger daughter the "current family favorite" one because I thought it was hilarious! Her sister picked it, because Pink and sparkly, and of course she can't read. So, that's probably why I think it's so funny. 

    Side note, SIL (husband's sister) is due a couple months before me. MIL told me that I had to give her the current family favorite shirt for her new little one. 
    Um, no. 
  • I want to love this because of how cute and matchy the set is, but I can't get over "I'm a boy" on the shirt!
  • mrsrep123mrsrep123 member
    edited February 2017
    Great thread @starphish! I think I "Ewww'd" to all of them... but really despise that "future trophy wife" one. Sickening...

    oh... and of course, the "I hate my thighs" one. Really!? That person needs to be fired!

    DS1 7/24/15

    DS2 5/7/17

  • @PghMom412 Totally agree. They ruin it with that caption!
  • @PghMom412 There are so many cute baby clothes I've seen that are then ruined (for me) by the little sayings. I don't mind some of them, but even some of the benign ones are not my style, like that one you posted or even ones that say "I love mommy". Just not my thing. 
  • This may be a UO, but I hate the shirts and onesies that say Big Sister/Big Brother and Little Sister/Little Brother.
  • Glad I'm not the only one who isn't into "Mommy's little cutie" and "Lil Sister"
    Married 6/5/14 in Ireland
    1st Baby 5/12/17, Henry
  • I saw a onsie at Macy's the other day that said "Stop texting and feed me!". How sad that someone thought to put that on a onsie either because they thought it was funny or they saw how many parents look at their phones and just "have to send one more text" or "look at one more thing on Facebook" before attending to their baby's needs.


  • People have bought this.  :s
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