Donor Sperm For $200 And Under?

Mommietobe2016 · January 2017

Is there any sperm banks that any of you know about that costs $200 or under that's online or by phone? Is so list them (the websites and/or phone number), thanks.

OliveOyl2014 · January 2017

Mommietobe2016 said:

Is there any sperm banks that any of you know about that costs $200 or under that's online or by phone? Is so list them (the websites and/or phone number), thanks.

Qfp.

Did your grant not come through yet?

sheknows6 · January 2017

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We are not your personal Google. Search that information for yourself.

Besides, you just want the government to pay for your donor sperm anyway, since your finance is always away and can't GTDPT with you.

Memory is long on TTGP, and the threads you've started are not helpful to our community, only to you. We've already told you that these one-off posts aren't encouraged, and questions like this could easily go into our WTO/TWW threads.

lulu1180 · January 2017

So your "finance" named "David" is still not willing to use his own sperm??

adirat · January 2017

I'm sure you could find a man who would give you some sperm for free. Just hang around bars and truck stops for a while asking who'll share their sperm with you!

bluejeanbabi05 · January 2017

Guiiiiise don't be so meaaaan you *know* her finance is traveling and too busy to donate his own sperm. Rest assured, though, that his sperm are the best. Doesn't get any better than his huge swimmers.

[Deleted User] · January 2017

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sheknows6 · January 2017

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That gif is EVERYTHING

Thank you @BusinessWife

[Deleted User] · January 2017

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Eta @sheknows6 np! I just love the facial expressions, cos you know I am the last person to tell anyone to GTFO, but a girl can only take so much. Lol

ChefRamsay · January 2017

*lurking siggy warning*

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izza2 · January 2017

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If you're looking for some cheap sperm, I guarantee $50 and a trip to the bar will do the trick.

kiki75 · January 2017

Nah, you guys got it all wrong. If you play your cards right, you could get PAID to receive donor sperm. If the movies are right, I think that hotel bars are the best ones for that. Good luck! You can do it! I believe in you!!

jessafishy · January 2017

Pinky917 · January 2017

You just don't give up, do you?

flashley-2 · January 2017

keniialise · January 2017

wannabeamongoose · January 2017

*lurking*
There area actually some really good options out there. My top two recommendations are:

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Or:

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Best of luck to you!

Tennis11785 · January 2017

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tamalahoops · January 2017

I just want to again point out that there is a flaw in your well-crafted lie. David The Finance can just freeze his own sperm for you to use while he is travelling. Please stop coming here to stir up shit. Its annoying and you don't reply quickly enough for it to be entertaining.

adirat · January 2017

tamalahoops said:

I just want to again point out that there is a flaw in your well-crafted lie. David The Finance can just freeze his own sperm for you to use while he is travelling. Please stop coming here to stir up shit. Its annoying and you don't reply quickly enough for it to be entertaining.

hahahahaha

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sheknows6 · January 2017

tamalahoops said:

I just want to again point out that there is a flaw in your well-crafted lie. David The Finance can just freeze his own sperm for you to use while he is travelling. Please stop coming here to stir up shit. Its annoying and you don't reply quickly enough for it to be entertaining.

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/ZIWTANutqsb2U/giphy.gif

so much that @tamalahoops

lund · January 2017

This is the best thing that could possibly happen in TTGP on a Monday. And by best, I mean worst. But at least it's entertaining.

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KristoKekerooni · January 2017

Mommietobe2016 said:

Is there any sperm banks that any of you know about that costs $200 or under that's online or by phone? Is so list them (the websites and/or phone number), thanks.

**SITB**

What do you mean online or by phone? Because I'm pretty sure a dude can't transfer his stuff to you by jizzing on his computer screen or his iPhone. If that were a case... well. let's not go there.

Or I can just give you my phone number and you can send me $200 and I'll send you some mayo in a cup?

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