Pregnancy Dreams

postywiththemosty · January 2017

Let's hear them! What wild things has your brain been cooking up to keep you awake all night?

postywiththemosty · January 2017

On Saturday night, I had a dream where I was in Star Wars and flying some kind of ship to get away from the people attacking me. I ended up crashing my ship and was rescued by Superman where I then became Superman in my dream. I was trying to figure out how to fly and keep myself at a constant elevation. I realized to go faster I had to stick my fist out.

As I was flying around, I saw someone struggling to trim tree branches and suddenly I was Spider-Man looking at Superman and helping him help the civilian trim their trees and I couldn't help but think what a great lawn service Superman and I could run together, so I brought this up to him and he agreed. I woke up after this around 3am and fell back asleep.

After that, I was with a group of girls in a house during an apocalypse. This one was all about surviving and finding resources among groups of bad people. Very scary. I woke up shaking because we were being pursued.

tuxielove93 · January 2017

I have my first appointment with my midwife tomorrow and I had a dream that I went to it, and I couldn't remember any of my questions during the appointment. Then as I was leaving I remembered a few and begged her to let me ask them, and that led to every pregnant mom and their husband all gathering in a circle of chairs as we all asked questions. So I asked her if my husband could be there for the birth, and she said that because the birthing center was also a church that my husband couldn't be in the same room as me the whole time. He was allowed to come in once in the middle and right at the end to see his baby when "things got exciting". We were both devastated to hear this news, so I was planning on going to have a personal conversation with the pastor about getting my husband special access. Also, someone asked what happened on Sundays and they said that no babies were allowed to be born on Sundays as it was unholy and the church was busy being a church.

supermom83 · January 2017

@maybeitsmadeline I would totally hire a Spider-Man/Superman lawn service. Lol Reading about that dream was hilarious and highly entertaining.

postywiththemosty · January 2017

@kerils That made me laugh so hard!!! I had to muffle my laughter in my quiet office. No babies born on Sundays!!! Isn't it hilarious what our minds can come up with?

@supermom83 Lol! Thank you! That's exactly what I was thinking! All day after that I just stared at trees and thought how effortlessly they could cut the ugly branches. It was insane to feel so weightless for that portion of the dream, too.

ETA - spelling

BusyZee · January 2017

I've had a few dreams, il list them out briefly from most normal to the least normal

1. I had a dream last night three little boys were following me around and I would keep losing my jewelry and somehow they would find it and give it to me. Lost my bag and those boys appear and give it to me,
then they said just drop us off at this nearby island they lived and was like yayyy sure

2. I had a dream I had a baby in a bundle and It was some sort of car boot sale and I come back to my car but we don't have the baby. So we run back and get the baby and it was just looking at me like "did you seriously do this to me?"

3. WARNING: Read at your own expense.

We were all sitting in a room (my mum my sister and some distant relatives) waiting for food delivery and I see an elephant masterbating. I panic and I say someone stop there's so many people sitting here. I woke up with an orgasm.

postywiththemosty · January 2017

@BusyZee LOL! After reading the first one, I couldn't help but wonder... "Is this the most normal one??? Maybe she did it in reverse." Then I got to the last one and laughed so hard!

I actually had a dream around 9 or 11 weeks I can't recall that was me rubbing up against some girl to pressure her into talking for a court case and I actually had an orgasm in my sleep! I was in disbelief because I had woken up as it was happening and spent the morning trying to google if that was a real thing and it so is!

dancegurl1118 · January 2017

Yeah the pregnancy sleep orgasms are definitely real.

I took a nap today and had a dream that I was cleaning my kitchen and a coworker's boyfriend came to help. We were baking with "goat eggs" to make a cake and then started furiously making out. In my mind I was single at the time but knew he was dating my coworker.

Thats probably the most normal one too.

BusyZee · January 2017

@maybeitsmadeline omG yessss I had my fair share of vulgar dreams that I just decided to repress. I can't repress an elephant turning me on though I'm traumatized by that one.

alcrimmins · January 2017

I have crazy dreams all the time, not just when pregnant. I did dream we were at the a/s and they said we are having a girl. With dd I only had 3 sex dreams and they were all boys. Meh...

Hdhtk4 · January 2017

I'm a teacher and have had many dreams lately about other teachers slapping or spanking misbehaving students. I'm just there cheering them on, fist pumping and all. My subconscious is violent apparently!

I can have the least sexual dream ever and still suddenly wake up to an orgasm about once a week. I did this during my last pregnancy too. So weird!

longhairdntcare · January 2017

OMG these are amazing.

I had a dream last night that I was on the show survivor, but everyone was pregnant. And I was doing a competition with the lady from "My Big Fat Fabulous Life" and we were winning by a lot so we thought we would have time to go get pizza before 'buzzing in' to win. Well we didn't have time apparently and we lost the competition. So our teammates were mad at us for losing (and not bringing them pizza) and I was scared I was going to get voted off the island lol I was in the middle of apologizing and pleading my case to stay when I woke up.

postywiththemosty · January 2017

@dancegurl1118 @Hdhtk4 @rae1 You guys are killing me! I'm laughing SO hard, but silently! This thread has totally made my day! I'd be mad if you didn't bring me pizza, too. No lie.

chiquita928 · January 2017

Yes I remember a couple of orgasm dreams during my last pregnancy...very interesting. None so far this time though...yet.

Dcwtada · January 2017

My dreams are so effed I get worried if I have a normal one now.

I don't know if dreams need a TW but be warned.

Last night I dreamt my husband had hit my daughter with the car in the driveway. I remember holding her afterwards and the ambulance taking forever to get there and the worst feeling of knowing she was hurt and I couldn't help.

Then I had a dream I had my baby and she was so small (still don't know the sex) that she could fit in the palm of my hand. I kept putting her in my pocket and when I'd remember I'd take her out and she was suffocating. I kept yelling at myself not to put her in my pocket and I kept doing it. Each time I'd take her out she be blue and I could get her breathing again but I was so scared and embarrassed I wouldn't tell anyone.

Apparently my mommy fears and guilt have been manifesting big time.

irishrose54 · January 2017

These are AMAZING.
@BusyZee the elephant thing sounds traumatizing, seriously...but also so hilarious.
I had a somewhat traumatizing dream along those same lines about Jeremy Clarkson from the show top gear. I had trouble watching the latest episode with DH this week.

@Dcwtada Your dream has so much symbolic meaning, and I totally understand the fears coming up in dreams. I keep having recurring dreams about loss...to the point where I pay ZERO attention to them anymore. You're definitely not going to put your baby in your pocket. So fear not!

MrsLa3 · January 2017

I had a dream before I found out we were having a boy. Long story short, I could him through my belly like my skin and everything was transparent. I went to the hospital bc I could see him and an er nurse said "oh, here's the problem" she took some scissors and proceeded to cut into my belly and cut his umbilical cord away from my skin. Apparently it had attached and THAT was the problem. It didn't hurt and when he rolled I could see his boy parts and yelled "oh my gosh it's a boy, someone call my husband!" (Not sure where he was) but I woke up. And two days later I found out we were having a boy.

Itsnotyourturn · January 2017

I have crazy dreams on the regular but my most memorable one was a few days before I found out I am pregnant. We had just had a birthday party for my mom, in real life, and we all made these charcuterie plates. There was so much cured meat and I didn't know I was pregnant so I happily stuffed my face and took a big plate home. That night I had a dream my grandma showed and starting demanding my plate of cured meats I brought home. She barged in, opened the fridge, and took the plate. I started screaming that there was plenty of cured meats at her house and why did she want mine. She said she never really liked me, I punched her in the neck, grabbed the meats and ran off. It was so vivid, I don't think I've ever had such a vivid dream until that point.

A few days later I got my BFP and was like ohhhhh, that makes sense.

BusyZee · January 2017

@Itsnotyourturn aww that's such a sweet dream!

@irishrose54 HAHA OMG I laughed out loud, thanks for leaving that to my imagination, i mean him?! Loool

has anyones dream clarity gone down? My dreams were crystal clear till 11 weeks now they aren't HD anymore ..boo.

Sassenach1743 · January 2017

I've had so many strange and vivid dreams since learning of my pregnancy, I can't even recall them anymore. They were pretty constant for the first few weeks, and like 3 or 4 different dreams per night. Lately they've seemed to slow down a bit.

*I have had 2 or 3 loss dreams too, which were awful. The last one I had a week ago was the worst and most graphic. I woke up terrified. I know it's normal and doesn't mean anything but they're still terrible.

mj8215 · January 2017

Wow some of these are cray! Makes me feel better about my insane dreams... most of mine are too confusing to even recall/ retell, but the most notable one of recent was an erotic dream starring myself and CNN's Van Jones (who I do find very attractive in real life, so I'm kind of embarrassed...)

BKinney0506 · January 2017

I have always been a vivid dreamer

however, pregnancy is really making my, usually, vivid and Pleasant (key word) dreams turn into really vivid nightmares! *enter 'scary' part of this post* I almost feel like I need to go talk to someone about my emotions or thoughts or something because almost every night for a week I have had dreams of people trying to kill me! All but 1 dream was my grandfather killing me and the other was a former boss that I lost all trust in when she consistently paid me incorrectly and admitted it.

I don't know why pregnancy turns my dreams into nightmares but I really dont enjoy losing sleep over it! It's almost always at the same time too, between 4:30am and 6am I wake up breathing like crazy and SO scared!!

In the 1st trimester I had a lot of those dreams with orgasms in it. Very strange lol

Eta: Grammar

postywiththemosty · January 2017

So last night I had two.

1) I was in some kind of cult following thing and trying to get out. Once a year they have a big thing called Festivus and they would bury the nonbelievers alive and the believers would bury white bags full of grain as a sacrifice. I was partnered with Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, and two other people to help us escape into this pretty shallow hole underground that was covered with planks of wood nailed into the dirt. I was able to run out and get into our hideout, but Rupert had issues because a car pulled up and tried to stop him. He somehow jumped in the backseat and hid under the seats of the car and they couldn't find him. SO WEIRD.

2) I'm imagining this came from seeing Split on Saturday, but I was loading my "two kids" (I'm pregnant now with my first) into the car while getting groceries and some guy jumped into the drivers seat to try to steal my car and I jumped into the passenger seat to stop him and kept throwing the car in park and pulling the emergency brake to make the car stop moving. I was screaming out the window for people in the parking lot to help me, but they just stared. I grabbed my phone and tried to dial 911, but somehow ended up calling my mother and she was confused so I told her I'd call her back and called the real 911, but I woke up before anything was resolved. It was just a continued struggle to stop him from driving away with my car, two kids, and groceries.

I always feel like some of this is so far fetched it sounds made up, but I lived it man!

sofloma · January 2017

I have seriously had a weird dream every single night of this pregnancy. The one that still sticks out as the weirdest (that you don't need a lot of backstory for) is I was flying a plane with my dad (he is a commercial airline pilot) and we decided to land in my neighborhood to buy lottery tickets from a neighbor with a plane full of people (and we live in a small mountain town with dirt roads). After we buy them from my neighbor who turned into a troll, we go to the highway to take off again but the plane turns into a bird/plane/dinosaur hybrid and lays three car sized eggs in the flood washout area and refuses to take off and leave her babies. I keep trying to convince her that we need to get all of these passengers to Denver and then she can come back and be with her steel triplets. I don't know what is wrong with me. Haha

dancegurl1118 · January 2017

I dreamt that my sister and I gave birth on the same day at my parents house (we're due 6 weeks apart). We both had boys and she had decided on a name but then switched it to a name we wanted (which is a name we DEFINITELY do not want). I was also informed that the progesterone she had used early in pregnancy gave her a high mercury content in her vagina and no one ever told her.

I think I was reading an article about the high mercury content in salmon before bed.

So far thats 1 dream of it being a girl (early in pregnancy) and 2 for boys. It's almost as if I have a 50/50 chance!!!!!

postywiththemosty · January 2017

@dancegurl1118 Wow. High mercury content in your vagina. That is hilarious! And in your dreams it all just feels so normal. Nothing strange about this.

PurplePumpernickel · January 2017

@Dcwtada my mom had a similar small-baby dream when she was pregnant, and I had one before I was, but when we were trying.

I'm a weird dreamer anyway, but here are a few of mine.

1. I dreamed that I was sold at auction to Jimmy Smitts for $2.4 million, as his sex slave. Messed up if you think about it in real life, but dream-Jimmy was very kind.
2. I dreamed that my co-worker and I were outside on steps (it almost looked like a TV courthouse, lots of stone steps up to a stone building). A homeless man snuck up and stole the top of her McGriddle sandwich. Just the top. I've never even seen her eat McDonalds.

alcrimmins · January 2017

So jealous of everyone's orgasm dreams!

mslynn2012 · January 2017

I've had several very graphic sex dreams - NOT involving my hubby.

Nope, just me and the Property Brothers...
swoon

postywiththemosty · January 2017

@mslynn2012 Now THAT is a pregnancy dream! High five!

tuxielove93 · January 2017

@mslynn2012 Swoon indeed

tuxielove93 · February 2017

My brain just produced a doozy of a dream. So there was this big rainstorm that was happening that was going to flood new york city and my DH and I had to move ourselves from our home to go stay with this other person. So we got there and that evening we could see the baby poking his little hands and feet up from my stomach, but not just little imprints like all the way up. So my husband high-fived the baby, but hard, and I said "don't you're going to scare him!" And then the baby stopped kicking. So we went to sleep, and the next morning I woke up with a small watermelon on my stomach which was apparently the baby that had come out overnight. Without me knowing or having any pain. It was maybe 4 pounds. So we rushed downstairs to find this person we were staying with who inspected the "baby" who had turned into a tomato, but still the same size, and she said she would call her friend to take a look at the baby and not to go to the hospital yet because it seemed like the baby was fine. Even though the tomato baby was starting to get wrinkly and have soft spots. I asked her if I should breastfeed, and she said only if we didn't want to put the baby back in. Well we couldn't decide if we wanted to put the baby back or not. She asked how far along I was, and I said 17 weeks, and she asked if that matched the ultrasounds, and I said yes, but apparently I had kept telling them that they were off by a month. The tomato baby turned into a cat and we tried to wrap him up in blankets but he wasn't having it, and then we got into the car and were driving through a torrential downpour trying to figure out how to get to this persons house without hitting any flooded roads. The baby finally turned into a human, but then I woke up.

KissMeImScottish · February 2017

Sex.

Just...all the sex. Sometimes with my husband, sometimes not. I'm blaming my figurative chastity belt for this one. No sex going on almost 3 months now and my sex drive is back in full force and have been released from my restrictions and I have no husband around to have sex with (he's in Hawaii for another 2 weeks).

So, I guess I get to live vicariously through my rather...imaginative...sex dreams. Sigh.

alcrimmins · February 2017

Last night I had the cheatin husband dream. Ugh, those are the worst and I'm still slightly irrationally mad about it.

I talked to the whore on the phone and she said she was taking my H, dd, and my dog. Oh man I was livid. Wouldn't let dh touch me for ten minutes. Hahahaha

kat0607 · February 2017

This thread has me ROLLING. Especially as I'm trying to recover from my rather traumatizing sex dream last night. I wasn't even the one having sex, but everyone else around me was, for some reason. It was so vivid...
Earlier in this pregnancy I dreamt that I had to take care of my cousins baby for a day and I kept dropping her or losing her. Then, when I went to put her into her car seat, I dropped her and she rolled across the parking lot so fast my mom and I were running to catch her. Pre-pregnancy I actually had several other dreams like this pretty frequently, that involved dropping a baby in a parking lot, or leaving them behind as I drove off. So, so weird.

stokesm21 · February 2017

Last night I had a dream about an ex from like ... grade 10! Haha! I was pregnant and apparently I was seeing him and someone else. I was getting up the courage to ask which one was committed to being with me and raising my baby with me lol! It was very, very weird.

On another note, I never had sex dreams until I got pregnant.

postywiththemosty · February 2017

This thread always gives me life. Thank you for pulling it back out of the gutter hahaha!

So I'm going to give an explicit warning for this dream, proceed with caution.

Friday night I had a dream and I can't remember what preceded the only part I remember, but I was looking on a huuuuuge group of gay men having sex with each other and making so many noises and sounds and I was just shocked. They were in a huge pile and just diving in one after the other. This dream ended with me waking up to an orgasm. It starts to make you wonder if you're mentally sound.

Cynth0104 · February 2017

I had a dream last night that I found out I was having a boy. I know, not very exciting, but we are Team Green so now it has me thinking!

Mommyofcarson+1 · February 2017

Dreamed last night that we found out it was a boy, and I was so excited to be having another boy. So now I am convinced it is a boy

Xath · February 2017

I was watching a lot of news in my dreams last night. In one segment, President Obama was walking up to meet with President Trump. He deliberated for a few moments and then just cold cocked him right in the face and then put his hands up to be arrested for assaulting the President. The secret service teams had no idea what to do. The media went crazy.

Clearly I've been watching too much news. I think this was a blend of the Obama comments on Trump's executive orders and the articles about people punching neo-nazis.

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stokesm21 · February 2017

PurplePumpernickel said:
2. I dreamed that my co-worker and I were outside on steps (it almost looked like a TV courthouse, lots of stone steps up to a stone building). A homeless man snuck up and stole the top of her McGriddle sandwich. Just the top. I've never even seen her eat McDonalds.

I laughed so hard at this! "Just the top" lmao

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