phoenix870509 - @linziloo09 is hanging out with her pee-soaked hands... I just don't feel like it's right for me to take a dig at her, ya know? She needs our compassion.
@slartybartfast - I peed all over my hands again this week somehow, even though I'm pretty sure there was no possible way for the pee to escape the seal I created between my pee-hole and the cup. I may need your expert hands to come hold the cup for me. And I'm growing concerned about my ability to wipe my butt over this huge belly. I may have to cease pooping for the next few weeks. Life is hard in Linziloo town right now.
@slartybartfast - I peed all over my hands again this week somehow, even though I'm pretty sure there was no possible way for the pee to escape the seal I created between my pee-hole and the cup. I may need your expert hands to come hold the cup for me. And I'm growing concerned about my ability to wipe my butt over this huge belly. I may have to cease pooping for the next few weeks. Life is hard in Linziloo town right now.
Stupid mobile has me stuck in the box. Linziloo I have the same concerns about my ability to keep myself clean down there on my own. At this point I've added wipes to the mix. I feel like a contortionist when I'm on the toilet.
Oh man, I stopped being able to reach down there from the front a couple of weeks ago. There is no reaching over this belly. I can only reach from the back! Except I did squat down in the shower to shave lady bits last week so I wasn't a hairy mess for RCS on Wednesday. It was SO difficult. I managed to do it, but got stuck. I had to sit, roll onto all fours and will myself up!
@yellingbanana I also shaved this week. I could not take it any more. I felt like it was contributing to my not feeling fresh. It took me like an hour!
@yellingbanana. @ajstevenson. You are not alone lol. I shaved yesterday in the tub and I just had to go in blind. I got out and DH and I were getting ready for a party and he takes one look and just starts busting up laughing. I guess I missed a lot of spots. it's as good as it's going to get. still have yet to pee in a cup for the OB though. Of course my DD2 had a uti so I had to collect her sample- so don't worry @LinziLoo09, I haven't gotten away yellow hand free this pregnancy.
Psh, unless you're also testing for ketones first thing every morning I don't want to hear anything about having pee hands! Being half asleep makes it even more impossible.
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still have yet to pee in a cup for the OB though. Of course my DD2 had a uti so I had to collect her sample- so don't worry @LinziLoo09, I haven't gotten away yellow hand free this pregnancy.
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