There is nothing better than cleaning off a strangers pee off a toilet seat because they are too big of a princess to sit on a public toilet. Never in the history of ever has anyone caught a disease from a toilet seat. Instead you leave your pee for someone else to clean up. Ugh.
There is nothing better than cleaning off a strangers pee off a toilet seat because they are too big of a princess to sit on a public toilet. Never in the history of ever has anyone caught a disease from a toilet seat. Instead you leave your pee for someone else to clean up. Ugh.
Finally! Someone who gets what I've been saying for forever! It's your ASS people! Sit the fuck down!
There is nothing better than cleaning off a strangers pee off a toilet seat because they are too big of a princess to sit on a public toilet. Never in the history of ever has anyone caught a disease from a toilet seat. Instead you leave your pee for someone else to clean up. Ugh.
OHMUHLAWD, yes. I want to throat punch the squatters. Use paper or a liner if you have the heebies about public restrooms, but no one ever executed a perfect squat pee with no splashback. SO GROSS.
Yeah seriously the flavor of bacon is just TOO MUCH. I like it at Waffle House with my meal and on BLT's but I seriously could pass most of the time. Peanut butter I have to be in the mood for. I love pb & j and I like Reese's but most of the time I could pass on it too.
There is nothing better than cleaning off a strangers pee off a toilet seat because they are too big of a princess to sit on a public toilet. Never in the history of ever has anyone caught a disease from a toilet seat. Instead you leave your pee for someone else to clean up. Ugh.
I agree! The worst though is when it's at work and a colleague. It's like, come on people! You're professionals. You should be able to clean up your own stuff!
My UO this week is that this kiddo's movements are starting to drive me crazy. Mainly because there seems to be a dance party in my uterus every night from 10-1, and I just started a new school year and I have to be up at 6:30 every morning. It makes me feel like an ungrateful dick, because I used to sit there and think "awww, sweet babe", and there are some people who are dying to feel their baby move, but I'm just sitting there "Okay, kiddo, calm your tits, it's after midnight"
@poetryandoceans mine seems to think that 2-3AM is prime time for acrobatics. Right now it's soft enough that I can go back to sleep but she'd better change her schedule before she gets stronger.
If you saw my living room, you'd understand why. We have a tv to watch the game on and a second tv next to it to watch redzone. Basically I won't be seeing my husband until February.
If you saw my living room, you'd understand why. We have a tv to watch the game on and a second tv next to it to watch redzone. Basically I won't be seeing my husband until February.
:clutches pearls:
As a football fanatic, I'm in heaven right now watching my Panthers play the first game of the NFL season. Also waiting not so patiently for my Panthers maternity shirt to be delivered!
@ThePax89 ditto, won't be seeing my fiancée until next year. I like football but I can care less about watching it! (Except my university, I like that)
I do not like when men wear flip flops with jeans or pants. Tarek on Flip or Flop does this and I'm like..... Dude you're on national TV! We don't wanna see your toes! Kinda grosses me out!
Me: 26, DH: 31 Diagnosed with Hashimoto's 06/17
BFP #1: 05/11/16 DD born 01/01/17, Happy New Year TTC #2: 01/2019 BFP #2 09/24/19--Ended in chemical pregnancy BFP #3 07/02/2020 Due: 03/10/2021
@LastMango I was SO excited to hear the theme music and the announcers last night! I love football too! I was really hoping for a Carolina win though, because I have Cam as my QB in one fantasy league. Also I picked up my Buffalo Bills maternity shirt last weekend. DH banned me from wearing his jerseys.
@nolemomma14 what? Are you really from Florida? Lol I've only lived here for 3 years but I have fully embraced the flip flops as all year shoes. I don't like when DH wears them with anything other than jeans or shorts.
My UO is that I really don't like PSLs. I don't get the obsession and cult following that it has. I mean it isn't bad, but I just don't get it.
I think guys look great in a pair of jeans and a nice pair of flip flops. I think the pastor at my old church even wore flip flops with jeans and a nice shirt (he was totally a surfer). Pants require proper dress shoes, but there's nothing more comfortable than a good pair of flip flops. I'd be in them every day if my work allowed it. I used to buy toe socks just so I could keep wearing flip flops through the "winter" when I was in high school and college LOL.
Me: 33 DH: 38 Married: 1/10/15
1st Pregnancy EDD: 1/1/17 Born 1/10/17 Team Green turned Blue!
2nd Pregnancy EDD: 11/6/18 Born 11/09/18 Baby Boy!
3rd Pregnancy EDD: 12/?/21
Children are like casseroles; it takes a lot to mess them up.
Ew I hate men in flip flops regardless of the pants/jeans/shorts. Something about hairy, nasty man toes hanging out for all to see in public weirds me out.
@LastMango - My husband and I took the night off from the carehome to watch the first game in peace. It was fabulous and made me miss NFL so bad! Also I have CJ Anderson on my fantasy team and he kicked butt!
I am a Steelers fan though so I have to wait until Monday to watch my team.
Prom/homecoming "mums" are stupid.... I don't get them.... I have several friends with high school kids sporting them around. Why? Just why? They.are.SO.BIG.
Prom/homecoming "mums" are stupid.... I don't get them.... I have several friends with high school kids sporting them around. Why? Just why? They.are.SO.BIG.
Prom/homecoming "mums" are stupid.... I don't get them.... I have several friends with high school kids sporting them around. Why? Just why? They.are.SO.BIG.
I have no idea what this is. Should I feel old??
They were a huge thing for homecoming when I grew up, and I'm old haha. I think it's a Texas-only thing. Is that where you are, @HJMorgan?
@KAShock, they are these giant horrible fake chrysanthemums. The bigger and more gawdy and more expensive mum your date buys you (think hundreds of dollars), the more your date likes you.
They are a thing in Oklahoma too. I think all those Friday Night Light type places do them. They were such a big deal when I was young. The bigger they were and more ribbons and charms hanging from them, the more popular you were or sonething. They went out of style for awhile, but now they are back again.
Prom/homecoming "mums" are stupid.... I don't get them.... I have several friends with high school kids sporting them around. Why? Just why? They.are.SO.BIG.
I have no idea what this is. Should I feel old??
They were a huge thing for homecoming when I grew up, and I'm old haha. I think it's a Texas-only thing. Is that where you are, @HJMorgan?
@KAShock, they are these giant horrible fake chrysanthemums. The bigger and more gawdy and more expensive mum your date buys you (think hundreds of dollars), the more your date likes you.
I just dont understand this at all!! I have never heard of this but I live in a big city. Maybe it is a diwn south thing??
I just googled it and oh man what the heck are these kids thinking. This is the equivalent to those people who dug up their glamour shots from way back when
I don't know if this is unpopular or not but I am 100% over warm weather. Flew from Southern Alberta to Toronto the other day and as I was exiting the airport I wanted to turn around get back on the plane and leave. What the fuck is this heat still doing here. Tried to go for a walk along the water front today but half way through I felt sick from the heat and humidity. Nope, September is here, bring me fall, I'm just done. It was like 18 degrees (Celsius) when i left Alberta and here it's 30 feels like 45....HELLS NO.
@mudderbear Nope! It's so freaking hot here and the humidity makes it even worse. We're finally catching a break though that starts today. I don't know how women who deliver in August/September do it. I've been miserable anytime I stop outside! Also people at work keep asking me how I'm doing throughout the day (we have to walk outside between buildings), so I'm assuming it's actually really flipping hot. Or I just look like a mess. Oh well.
Re: UO 9/8
:drops mic:
Me: 33 DH: 38 Married: 1/10/15
1st Pregnancy EDD: 1/1/17 Born 1/10/17 Team Green turned Blue!
2nd Pregnancy EDD: 11/6/18 Born 11/09/18 Baby Boy!
3rd Pregnancy EDD: 12/?/21
Children are like casseroles; it takes a lot to mess them up.
however, my family used to do peanut butter bacon sandwiches growing up, and I can devour that shit.
Jan17 Sept Sig: Pumpkin Spice gone too far
I left them all for DH to do tonight as I'm pretending to fold laundry while laying in bed watching tv.
*TW*
TWIN LOSS 7.2.15
BFP 9.7.15 CP
BFP 12.31.15 MC 2.28.16
BFP 10.14.17 CP
BFP 3.10.18 D&C 4.13.18
If you saw my living room, you'd understand why. We have a tv to watch the game on and a second tv next to it to watch redzone. Basically I won't be seeing my husband until February.
As a football fanatic, I'm in heaven right now watching my Panthers play the first game of the NFL season. Also waiting not so patiently for my Panthers maternity shirt to be delivered!
I do not like when men wear flip flops with jeans or pants. Tarek on Flip or Flop does this and I'm like..... Dude you're on national TV! We don't wanna see your toes! Kinda grosses me out!
Diagnosed with Hashimoto's 06/17
TTC #2: 01/2019
BFP #2 09/24/19--Ended in chemical pregnancy
BFP #3 07/02/2020 Due: 03/10/2021
My UO is that I really don't like PSLs. I don't get the obsession and cult following that it has. I mean it isn't bad, but I just don't get it.
Me: 33 DH: 38 Married: 1/10/15
1st Pregnancy EDD: 1/1/17 Born 1/10/17 Team Green turned Blue!
2nd Pregnancy EDD: 11/6/18 Born 11/09/18 Baby Boy!
3rd Pregnancy EDD: 12/?/21
Children are like casseroles; it takes a lot to mess them up.
I am a Steelers fan though so I have to wait until Monday to watch my team.
@KAShock, they are these giant horrible fake chrysanthemums. The bigger and more gawdy and more expensive mum your date buys you (think hundreds of dollars), the more your date likes you.
Diagnosed with Hashimoto's 06/17
TTC #2: 01/2019
BFP #2 09/24/19--Ended in chemical pregnancy
BFP #3 07/02/2020 Due: 03/10/2021
I just dont understand this at all!! I have never heard of this but I live in a big city. Maybe it is a diwn south thing??