You know you're still pregnant when...

AmMcc12 · August 2016

I thought this might be fun for those of us who still have inside babies.

You know you're still pregnant when...

SLou24 · August 2016

Your rotation of 5 shirts that fit slowly dwindles to 3.. Then 2...

People at work keep asking why you're still around and you're not even offended

Cricket Bug · August 2016

You drop part of your snack on the floor and almost cry over both the lost snack, and that you couldn't get down to pick it up even if you wanted to...

ETA: but instead of shoes, skittles. It was sad.
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Themaritimemama · August 2016

You're actually looking forward to multiple people seeing your hoohah

RedMar · August 2016

...you're not sure if you have a vagina still until a little fist punches it

yellowrose314 · August 2016

... you're eating a turkey burger and your belly acts as a catch all for the juices dripping down. And you're not even mad because it means you don't have to bend over and clean it off the floor.

AmMcc12 · August 2016

Your two pairs of maternity jeans start getting to tight in the hip/butt area

Kimmy717 · August 2016

You dont want to wear pants ever...and question, will i be arrested if i go outside the home without them... Sigh.

SarahNH1 · August 2016

Start thinking of ALL the ways you can get labor started!! (DD is in 2 days!) or wearing the same basketball shorts and t shirt for the past week+ cause it's what fits and is comfy.

mrsvoorhees-2 · August 2016

Everything hurts and you're dying.

RG1 · August 2016

You forget how often regular people pee in a day

Ah825 · August 2016

You you can get away with pretty much anything besides murder

MamaSquishyB · August 2016

MamaSquishyB · August 2016

And this:

ajn092 · August 2016

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And...

Just kidding

I love seeing all the babies being born.

diagonalley · August 2016

You tell your husband daily your back hurts and you need a back rub and he actually does it! (Totally milking it...I give no f*cks)

Prof=Mom · August 2016

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Or if I wanted a girl instead of a boy.... really? Like I could change the order. We just want healthy babies!

Prof=Mom · August 2016

Kimmy717 said:

You dont want to wear pants ever...and question, will i be arrested if i go outside the home without them... Sigh.

No what's worse is that they would catch you b/c your top speed is sloth.

CRich15 · August 2016

When you get flaming heartburn for even thinking about food.

roadspeckle · August 2016

When you get irrationally pissed when the same person asks you how you're feeling every fakking day.

Jillybear82 · August 2016

At work you are perfectly upfront about the fact that you are no longer going to be making yourself crazy trying to meet deadlines, and people are cheering you on for having that stance.

heyheyklee · August 2016

When it's a weekly ritual to pee on your own hand at the doctors office because you can't see past your belly.

tinypikachu · August 2016

When you get four different texts from four different people every day asking "heeeeey, how are you doing?" And you know all they're asking is "have you pooped out that baby yet?".

PSUBecky23 · August 2016

When you're effing tired of this conversation:
when are you do?
the 14th
you know what you're having?
no
did you find out with your daughter?
yes
oh, I could never not find out
(I don't care.)

skooterblenny · August 2016

Doing laundry every other night because you only have 2 work outfits and pajamas that fit...

Also being so miserable sitting at a desk all day that you are really contemplating taking leave for the rest of the pregnancy (except you have no idea how much longer that will be!) and your OCD tendencies are killing you because you can't calculate it exactly to see how it will affect your total leave plan for the rest of the year. uurrgghhh

RedMar · August 2016

PSUBecky23 said:

When you're effing tired of this conversation:
when are you do?
the 14th
you know what you're having?
no
did you find out with your daughter?
yes
oh, I could never not find out
(I don't care.)

This was me soooooo much last time! "I'm such a planner, I need to know" was the more common reasoning I would get. Hellllllo people I'm a freaking type-a, secondary teacher- planning is my life. It felt good to not have something "planned" for a change. You buy gray and green shit, crisis solved...

Shiva14 · August 2016

Getting in and out of bed becomes the equivalent of a CrossFit workout...

PSUBecky23 · August 2016

RedMar said:

PSUBecky23 said:

When you're effing tired of this conversation:
when are you do?
the 14th
you know what you're having?
no
did you find out with your daughter?
yes
oh, I could never not find out
(I don't care.)

This was me soooooo much last time! "I'm such a planner, I need to know" was the more common reasoning I would get. Hellllllo people I'm a freaking type-a, secondary teacher- planning is my life. It felt good to not have something "planned" for a change. You buy gray and green shit, crisis solved...

Yup, baby's room is green and is Dr. Seuss themed. Most of the newborn clothes are girly but whatever. If baby is a boy, I'm pretty sure he won't care if he's wearing pink.

Flowr4246 · August 2016

- When you hear "oh, there's no way your going to make your due date! You're totally going to go early!" for the 50,000th time.
- When you try to roll over in bed at night, or worse, get up to pee and gravity takes over and you literally scream because it hurts so bad... or worse, when your pubic bone pops as easily as if you were cracking your knuckles (Thank you, f*cking PSD.)
- When you have people coming over and you have every intention of just telling them to close their eyes so they can't see the pile of dog hair your mutt shed all over the floor, because you can't bring yourself to drag out the vacuum.
- When trying to shave down below and your certain that you wind up looking like a Sasquatch who tried to groom with a broken beer bottle...

noelani42 · August 2016

@PSUBecky23 Soooooooooooooo relatable

hejo2016 · August 2016

@PSUBecky23 exactly!! I work w the public so it's every damn hour I get those questions!! I was going to print up a sign and tape it to my belly...

lark81-2 · August 2016

You wake up and your feet are already swollen.

You're three am pee break is also a snack break, because god forbid you make it through the night without eating something.

ahackett1990 · August 2016

The hip pain makes you question whether you are pregnant or an 80 year old.
Is that pee or did my water break? Same with is it gas or a contraction?
You can't go to the grocery store/gas station/ ANY PUBLIC PLACE without someone asking how much longer you have.

pdxmamatobe · August 2016

You forgot your lunch at home again and you want to throw in the towel for the day.

Kimmy717 · August 2016

You are silently willing a poor sap to make a snarky/snide comment to you because your pregnancy rage is so real right now... And you have lost all f*cks to give...

cassloumy · August 2016

yellowrose314 · August 2016

Flowr4246 said:

- When you hear "oh, there's no way your going to make your due date! You're totally going to go early!" for the 50,000th time.
- When you try to roll over in bed at night, or worse, get up to pee and gravity takes over and you literally scream because it hurts so bad... or worse, when your pubic bone pops as easily as if you were cracking your knuckles (Thank you, f*cking PSD.)
- When you have people coming over and you have every intention of just telling them to close their eyes so they can't see the pile of dog hair your mutt shed all over the floor, because you can't bring yourself to drag out the vacuum.
- When trying to shave down below and your certain that you wind up looking like a Sasquatch who tried to groom with a broken beer bottle...

This. So much this. I lol'd and showed DH, I needed that laugh!

LakeR2014 · August 2016

cassloumy said:

What's sex?

KimmySchmidt · August 2016

You're going through 3 pairs of underwear a day, and you're not sure if it's because of pee, mucous, or swamp ass because they're all equal contenders and it doesn't matter anyway.