Hoping for a sexual one

DungeonTrollMel · August 2016

wantakawaiibabyonly said:

Holla! My life partner Thomas Fabian (52) and me (23) are in the fashion industry and trying to grow our family from 2 to 3 !

I had my period on Tuesday and have started to record my temperatures on Fraternity Friend. On Wednesday my temperature was 95.10 degrees and on Thursday 95.42. Today (Sun) it is 103.97 degrees. I think my egg dropped on Saturday during my shoot I wanted to jump the bones of the photographer! Tom and I were frisky in the alley outside the studio but he later made love to his wife when he went home and I think her egg dropped 2 What do you think will happen next

QFP

eewweee

this can't be real.

redheeler · August 2016

Are you actually serious?

What at will happen next is that either you, his wife or both will get pregnant, he will leave you for his wife, because y'know he married her and not you, and you will likely be left to raise a child alone. How about going to find your own man and not be a "life partner" to someone with a wife.

eta: to answer the question.

virginiaham · August 2016

wantakawaiibabyonly said:

Holla! My life partner Thomas Fabian (52) and me (23) are in the fashion industry and trying to grow our family from 2 to 3 !

I had my period on Tuesday and have started to record my temperatures on Fraternity Friend. On Wednesday my temperature was 95.10 degrees and on Thursday 95.42. Today (Sun) it is 103.97 degrees. I think my egg dropped on Saturday during my shoot I wanted to jump the bones of the photographer! Tom and I were frisky in the alley outside the studio but he later made love to his wife when he went home and I think her egg dropped 2 What do you think will happen next

Ohh noes you're probably already pregnant with both yours and his wife's babies.

DungeonTrollMel · August 2016

1) we don't have uterus goggles we have no idea what will happen

2) if you had your period on Tuesday then you are on cycle day 5 and no one ovulates that early

3) you say your life partner but then say he has a wife. Doesn't sound mutual.

4) do not come around and ask strangers if you are pregnant please. It's against the rules.

5) it's FERTILITY friend, no fraternity. It's not a bunch of 20 year old beer chugging guys

jackiemarie1989-2 · August 2016

Guys, pretty sure this is a troll. Don't feed the trolls.

ReesaAnne16 · August 2016

wantakawaiibabyonly said:

Holla! My life partner Thomas Fabian (52) and me (23) are in the fashion industry and trying to grow our family from 2 to 3 !

I had my period on Tuesday and have started to record my temperatures on Fraternity Friend. On Wednesday my temperature was 95.10 degrees and on Thursday 95.42. Today (Sun) it is 103.97 degrees. I think my egg dropped on Saturday during my shoot I wanted to jump the bones of the photographer! Tom and I were frisky in the alley outside the studio but he later made love to his wife when he went home and I think her egg dropped 2 What do you think will happen next

There is no way this is not MUD

tripledaggerWed95976 · August 2016

Omg this post made me laugh out loud. OP, I can say with 100% certainty that you are pregnant with quintuplets. Congrats to you, your life partner, and your life partner's wife!

firebaby688 · August 2016

Is this a choose your own adventure? I love those! I pick that your life turns into the plot of One Tree Hill after both you and the wife have sons...

MollyandD · August 2016

wantakawaiibabyonly said:

Holla! My life partner Thomas Fabian (52) and me (23) are in the fashion industry and trying to grow our family from 2 to 3 !

I had my period on Tuesday and have started to record my temperatures on Fraternity Friend. On Wednesday my temperature was 95.10 degrees and on Thursday 95.42. Today (Sun) it is 103.97 degrees. I think my egg dropped on Saturday during my shoot I wanted to jump the bones of the photographer! Tom and I were frisky in the alley outside the studio but he later made love to his wife when he went home and I think her egg dropped 2 What do you think will happen next

1.) Fertility Friend*
2.) You had hypothermia Wednesday and Thursday?
3.) And you had a sever fever Sunday?
4.) I don't think where you were frisky matters.
5.) Probably a court battle of some kind.

I think this is fake for sure, otherwise, here's my advice: See a doctor ASAP. Based on your temperatures, I don't see how you're still alive. Also, maybe don't frisk with married men?
Edited to fix a typo.

Sugargirl1019 · August 2016

What the what?

ETA: I think you should see a doctor for a fever that high!

MollyandD · August 2016

Quick question, how do you know his wife's egg "dropped" too?

(I know this is fake, don't worry. I'm not that stupid.)

ETA: What "sexy one" are you hoping for? A sexy encounter? A sexy pregnancy? A sexy baby? Because there are laws against that last one.

krisnicole23 · August 2016

wantakawaiibabyonly · August 2016

Gosh, I only want a friend for Tom's older son, Marco. I know his wife dropped an egg because she said so when I dropped by their house this morning to pick Marco up for church (I am his godmother).

Becky012016 · August 2016

Sounds like chlamydia.

MelissaM090 · August 2016

Not bad, Troll OPK, not bad.

A few critiques for next time -

'Thomas Fabian' is a little pretentious. Try a more mainstream name.

The age difference was a bit much. I would either choose a big age difference OR a wife, not both. Restraint, darling.

Messing up the name for the app was a little obvious. I think you can do better.

If you're going to put temps in for believability, make the temps more believable. 96's and 98's would have sufficied.

The 'alley' stuff was a bit much. Again, I encourage you to observe some restraint in your details.

Posting time - Sunday afternoon is a bit slow. Try a weekday morning for the optimal audience.

Score - 4/10. You can do MUCH better.

DungeonTrollMel · August 2016

wantakawaiibabyonly said:

Gosh, I only want a friend for Tom's older son, Marco. I know his wife dropped an egg because she said so when I dropped by their house this morning to pick Marco up for church (I am his godmother).

Atleast it's an open affair where you can his wife can talk openly about ovulating.

Please use adult terms. It's ovulating. Not "dropping an egg."

redheeler · August 2016

wantakawaiibabyonly said:

Gosh, I only want a friend for Tom's older son, Marco. I know his wife dropped an egg because she said so when I dropped by their house this morning to pick Marco up for church (I am his godmother).

Did you like have to help her clean it out of the carpet or? Maybe she shouldn't be carrying around eggs if she's so clumsy.

unless you mean ovulating. Did you mean ovulating?

BitterBetty12 · August 2016

That's EXACTLY how my best friends spiritual advisor ended up conceiving alien unicorn babies. You're going to make MILLIONS!

furbabymom2007 · August 2016

Lol what? Yeah. I'm calling BS on this one.

shstephenson · August 2016

@MelissaM090 I agree with your critique. Do better troll.

Everycol0r · August 2016

The name is was brought me here... I had to figure out what the "sexual one" was.

avas_dream · August 2016

Just when I thought my Sunday was boring....

eggplantface · August 2016

MUD.

MrsFL2015 · August 2016

Can we talk about who the hell has the time (or the energy) to troll a TTC message board? I would say a bunch of bored teenagers, but I can't see a bunch of kids getting a kick out of pranking a TTC. The subject matter seems a bit over their heads. So, this is probably an adult, right? Who is that bored that they find this amusing? A disgruntled poster seeking revenge? I just don't understand people.....

shstephenson · August 2016

@MrsFL2015 I was wondering the exact same thing!

Everycol0r · August 2016

MrsFL2015 said:

Can we talk about who the hell has the time (or the energy) to troll a TTC message board? I would say a bunch of bored teenagers, but I can't see a bunch of kids getting a kick out of pranking a TTC. The subject matter seems a bit over their heads. So, this is probably an adult, right? Who is that bored that they find this amusing? A disgruntled poster seeking revenge? I just don't understand people.....

The dark side

Scarlett830 · August 2016

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Haha, fraternity friend. I can't even with the rest of your trolly trollishness.

stillclever17 · August 2016

WTH does "hoping for a sexual one" mean? Please don't answer. I'm hoping you've disappeared by now.

MotherofDragons · August 2016

Do you ladies still do troll Bingo around here? Because BINGO.

Well, almost. She needs to come back and tell us she feels bad for our husbands/kids.

Elyse1384 · August 2016

Oh no well now you've done it

ReesaAnne16 · August 2016

MrsFL2015 said:

Can we talk about who the hell has the time (or the energy) to troll a TTC message board? I would say a bunch of bored teenagers, but I can't see a bunch of kids getting a kick out of pranking a TTC. The subject matter seems a bit over their heads. So, this is probably an adult, right? Who is that bored that they find this amusing? A disgruntled poster seeking revenge? I just don't understand people.....

OH! Maybe it's someone who was banned, and it coming back with flair under a new username... Did anyone get banned recently?

DungeonTrollMel · August 2016

@MotherofDragons I'm going to need more info on this "troll bingo" situation.

[Deleted User] · August 2016

I saw this thread and thought "damn I can't believe I missed this!" But somehow it's not closed down yet?

Agree with @Everycol0r - definitely the Dark Side.

Hey ladies, you like the new LFAF siggies? xo

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