The other night I had a dream they were making a live-action Grumpy movie (from the seven dwarves) only there were two Grumpy's and they were roommates played by Danny Devito and Vince Vaughn. They both had those floppy hats on and everything.
Then right after that I had a dream I was somehow related to Rory Gilmore and her grandpa was trying to take me to Yale to do a tour and I was all like "no I'm busy" and he got really miffed at me.
I keep having dreams about our baby that make me SAD! I had one where I got amnesia and couldn't remember my last 6 months of pregnancy or the labor! I felt so disconnected from the baby and I was soooo upset and felt like a failure!
Another dream we had out baby, but it was like an infant for a second, then suddenly grew into a toddler and then child and I was so upset that I missed out on the baby stage!
Then last NIGHT. I had a dream the baby was born, but then I was like on a mission from another dream and had to leave. And when I got home I realized I had been gone for so long I hadn't been home to feed the baby, spend time, and I felt like such a horrible mother!!
Needless to say I think my subconscious is terrified of parenthood....
@shlecka Write a screenplay for that Grumpy movie, haha!
@HJ.Morgan I am plagued with dreams of forgetting to change baby's diaper for hours, then remembering to do it, but I never do. Also, I dreamt of giving the baby juice out of their bottle when they were newborns! But the other night, I had a crazy dream that my newborn was like 2.5 feet tall with brown eyes (both me and H are light eyed) and wouldn't fit into my Moby wrap. It was really disturbing.
@hj.morgan - I have had very similar dreams - baby comes out basically a self sufficient toddler the size of a newborn or I have a baby and then realize I haven't fed it all day. They really are not fun dreams.
Ok. This one is one of the most absolutely bizarre ones I have had. I mean wtf brain?
I went to visit a friend and she had a weird puffy eye and the doctors did a bunch of tests and concluded it was just rogue menstrual blood that travelled to her eye and that it would clear up on its own. And then she showed me a bunch of really complicated math to show me how that could possibly happen
I used to manage a Wells Fargo Bank. I keep having dreams of stressful work days. I haven't worked there for freaking years, like YEARS. I also get the old standby of being late for a high school class but keep getting the school wings mixed up and get all turned around, get my class schedule shuffled so am late and don't have my books or supplies and I can't remember where my locker is and don't have the combo - and when I do get to class, I try to blast out my homework before the teacher collects it. I get college ones of professors being snarky jerks and creating puzzling drama. Sometimes I think I drove to school but can't find where I parked my car and can't get ahold of help - that's always a fun one. Why these dreams, God, why?! I don't like waking up exhausted from freaking sleeping.
So I had this dream that seemed very stressful at the time. I went into labor and everything and had the baby, but then they showed the baby to me and it was a teddy bear. I was SO mad because I had gone through the entire pregnancy and everything just to give birth to a stupid teddy bear. I wasn't sure how I could ever love a teddy bear the way I would love an actual child. My husband just laughed at me when I told him.
I just woke up from a dream where I am pretty sure the last thing I said was "but I'm the first one here who ever ate peanut butter! Why am I not the queen?!"
I had a dream last night that my work threw me a "surprise" baby shower. I thought this was weird because I know they are in reality and I did in my dream also. Well the police showed up and were going to arrest me for something I said 2 years ago while I was bartending. I haven't been a bartender in about 5 years. It was such big news that all the bit name news outlets were there trying to get me to say something on camera. It was really weird. They all knew my name and what I had allegedly done/said. They dragged me out of my baby shower to arrest me. Weirdest dream ever!
I dreamed last night that I was in college and this cool and hot professor was totally into me. We started making out in the dream but his lips were really thin and gross - it was only then that I remembered I had a husband and shouldn't be hooking up with this dude! Funny thing is, I never even saw the guy's face in my dream. I just remember he had salt and pepper hair (like my DH) but he was tall and on the slim side, but no facial features what so ever, I just "knew" he was hot.
I've also had some VERY ehem...steamy...dreams since getting preggy. I've never had dreams like this before and the one I just described is the most tame dream like that I've had. Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
I had a crazy vivid dream two nights ago that I had run into a bees nest. Except, they weren't bees, they were burrowing beetles. I had to try as fast as I could to get them out of my hair before they burrowed into my skull. When I woke up, I was too scared to feel the back of my head. Let's face it, there may be beetles in my skull, as we speak, but I'm was too chickenshit to stop it. Lol
I love reading this thread... it makes me feel so normal. Lol
So I keep having dreams that my husband and I are trying to have freaky time, but for the WEIRDEST reasons we are constantly interuped by my family....
The last dream I had apparently my body/skin was like "malfunctioning" so I had to ""borrow" someone else's. But I was still pregnant and everything..... So after I convinced H I was still me we started making out and my DAD busts in and calls us sinners and says we're going to hell for what we're doing because it's concidered cheating. ....
We finally got our little bassinet yesterday and set it up and it says on it in clear instructions not to use blankets, pillows, etc. for suffocation risk. In my dream, baby was sleeping in there and kept wedging himself next to this big inflatable plastic pillow (because obviously I can't use pillows or blankets, but a plastic blow up pillow is perfect for an infant), so I kept having to move him around. The next time I looked over there was an adult male sleeping in this tiny bassinet on the pillow. I'm not even weirded out by the dream, I'm just happy that I had a dream/got a little sleep because omg so tired.
I had a dream last night I went mountain biking as a giant Oreo
hahahaha love it.
I dreamt last night that I went to a big outdoor music festival like Burning Man or something and in dream world it was customary for port-a-potties to be laid on their side, so you'd lay flat on your back on the ground to go to the bathroom.
For some reason, in the dream, this made perfectly logical sense and yet I was really upset that it wasn't fair that pregnant women couldn't use the bathroom since "we'd need to lay on our backs and we can't and we're the people that need to go the most of all people!"
I have had super vivid dreams pretty much every night since about week 6. Below are my two most memorable:
In my first trimester I dreamed I was giving birth to a baby bear, rather than a baby human. In the dream I remember being really sad he wasn't human and explaining to someone that the doctor said next time I would have a human baby.
In my second trimester I dreamed that my baby was here but he looked like a Lego character, the ones with multiple faces on it. I remember freaking out that he was going to suffocate because I couldn't figure out which face should be up.
Re: Dreams!
Then right after that I had a dream I was somehow related to Rory Gilmore and her grandpa was trying to take me to Yale to do a tour and I was all like "no I'm busy" and he got really miffed at me.
I keep having dreams about our baby that make me SAD! I had one where I got amnesia and couldn't remember my last 6 months of pregnancy or the labor! I felt so disconnected from the baby and I was soooo upset and felt like a failure!
Another dream we had out baby, but it was like an infant for a second, then suddenly grew into a toddler and then child and I was so upset that I missed out on the baby stage!
Then last NIGHT. I had a dream the baby was born, but then I was like on a mission from another dream and had to leave. And when I got home I realized I had been gone for so long I hadn't been home to feed the baby, spend time, and I felt like such a horrible mother!!
Needless to say I think my subconscious is terrified of parenthood....
@HJ.Morgan I am plagued with dreams of forgetting to change baby's diaper for hours, then remembering to do it, but I never do. Also, I dreamt of giving the baby juice out of their bottle when they were newborns! But the other night, I had a crazy dream that my newborn was like 2.5 feet tall with brown eyes (both me and H are light eyed) and wouldn't fit into my Moby wrap. It was really disturbing.
BFP1 12/24/14 - EDD 09/07/15 (D/C 8w1d)
BFP2 6/12/15 - EDD 2/22/16 (D/C 10w3d)
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Diagnoses and Treatments
PCOS (myo-inositol, excercize)
Indeterminant levels of APS IgM antibodies (baby aspirin)
Sub-septate uterus (hysteroscopic septoplasty 12/18/15)
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BFP3 05/02/16 EDD 01/09/17 DS born 01/05/17
BFP4 01/28/19 EDD 10/?/19 🤞🙏
I went to visit a friend and she had a weird puffy eye and the doctors did a bunch of tests and concluded it was just rogue menstrual blood that travelled to her eye and that it would clear up on its own. And then she showed me a bunch of really complicated math to show me how that could possibly happen
BFP1 12/24/14 - EDD 09/07/15 (D/C 8w1d)
BFP2 6/12/15 - EDD 2/22/16 (D/C 10w3d)
———
Diagnoses and Treatments
PCOS (myo-inositol, excercize)
Indeterminant levels of APS IgM antibodies (baby aspirin)
Sub-septate uterus (hysteroscopic septoplasty 12/18/15)
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BFP3 05/02/16 EDD 01/09/17 DS born 01/05/17
BFP4 01/28/19 EDD 10/?/19 🤞🙏
Jan '17 August siggy challenge: Cat fails
BFP1 12/24/14 - EDD 09/07/15 (D/C 8w1d)
BFP2 6/12/15 - EDD 2/22/16 (D/C 10w3d)
———
Diagnoses and Treatments
PCOS (myo-inositol, excercize)
Indeterminant levels of APS IgM antibodies (baby aspirin)
Sub-septate uterus (hysteroscopic septoplasty 12/18/15)
———
BFP3 05/02/16 EDD 01/09/17 DS born 01/05/17
BFP4 01/28/19 EDD 10/?/19 🤞🙏
I've also had some VERY ehem...steamy...dreams since getting preggy. I've never had dreams like this before and the one I just described is the most tame dream like that I've had. Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
So I keep having dreams that my husband and I are trying to have freaky time, but for the WEIRDEST reasons we are constantly interuped by my family....
The last dream I had apparently my body/skin was like "malfunctioning" so I had to ""borrow" someone else's. But I was still pregnant and everything..... So after I convinced H I was still me we started making out and my DAD busts in and calls us sinners and says we're going to hell for what we're doing because it's concidered cheating. ....
BFP1 12/24/14 - EDD 09/07/15 (D/C 8w1d)
BFP2 6/12/15 - EDD 2/22/16 (D/C 10w3d)
———
Diagnoses and Treatments
PCOS (myo-inositol, excercize)
Indeterminant levels of APS IgM antibodies (baby aspirin)
Sub-septate uterus (hysteroscopic septoplasty 12/18/15)
———
BFP3 05/02/16 EDD 01/09/17 DS born 01/05/17
BFP4 01/28/19 EDD 10/?/19 🤞🙏
I dreamt last night that I went to a big outdoor music festival like Burning Man or something and in dream world it was customary for port-a-potties to be laid on their side, so you'd lay flat on your back on the ground to go to the bathroom.
For some reason, in the dream, this made perfectly logical sense and yet I was really upset that it wasn't fair that pregnant women couldn't use the bathroom since "we'd need to lay on our backs and we can't and we're the people that need to go the most of all people!"
In my first trimester I dreamed I was giving birth to a baby bear, rather than a baby human. In the dream I remember being really sad he wasn't human and explaining to someone that the doctor said next time I would have a human baby.
In my second trimester I dreamed that my baby was here but he looked like a Lego character, the ones with multiple faces on it. I remember freaking out that he was going to suffocate because I couldn't figure out which face should be up.