Dreams!

julianna88-2 · June 2016

I have dreams every night. It's driving me crazy. I wake up like what the hell it's going on. So effin' crazy. I can't wait to have a good night sleep.

canavara · June 2016

@PaukMeKiande hahaha as much as dreams like that suck, it's hilarious how our brains hold grudges over them. I think I dream once a month that I'm being cheated on and stay grumpy over it for a good hour or two after I wake up. OH has grown to recognize it and will just ask, "Are you mad at me over something I did in your dreams?"

susykat77 · June 2016

As someone else said - I feel like I am living a double life! I have always been a dreamer but they are out of hand! I just want a solid night of restful sleep.

Dinozaur · June 2016

I woke up crying this morning because I dreamed something happened to DH, and then hormones took over and I kept crying for like 5 minutes even though I was awake.

curlysue22 · June 2016

My dreams have been stressful. Then of course last night, as I knew would happen, I dreamed about saving children from alligators in Disney World. :'( I can't even handle that story. It's now literally in my nightmares. My husband tried to make me less upset about it by telling me he'd be a great croc wrestler. I'd be on that croc too, as evident in my dream.

bab&tjp · June 2016

I have been having crazy dreams too. Some scary, some sexual, some with babies dying. Its been rough. 2 nights ago I will tell you it was a very nice dream even though I felt slightly guilty.

This dream started out that my hubby and I were at some kind of high end theatre with John Cena. I was like OMG look its him (muscle man) and he started flirting with me right in front of the hubby but he was cool with it bc he was a celeb. He had his arm around me and kissing my neck. He then says I gotta get going because he needed to catch a flight...(in his own private jet) for a movie he was in. I run back to my room (hotel I think) and freshen up bc apparently we were going with him. (this whole time I was thinking omg I am fat and makeup is terrible and im ugly how can he flirt with me) So my hubby says omg hurry hes leaving. So then we proceed to leave with him (and all the sudden he has a kid and a baby with him) (I held the baby and was a natural with soothing his baby) I then noticed and said to John...uhh I thought we were leaving and he said we did..(we were at a table eating food like it was a high tech table that flies and I didn't notice, in a glass type box) So anyway past that we are all the sudden in another scene and he says I cant believe how good you are with the baby, that is huge! Then we start making out pretty intensely. Nothing else happened but I woke up feeling half way guilty but not since hubby "didn't care".

I told my hubby in real life and he was like hey that's fine with me. I was like oh shut it hahahahaha

ceclarlinetlo · June 2016

I had a lot of weird dreams last night. But I can't only really remember 2.

In the first I went back to my old job to help them find a picture file I saved that they couldnt locate but a lot of stuff was different like it was an official university policy that no one could have two computer monitors and there was a new IT guy who changed all the computer operating systems to Windows 95 (on all the MAC computers)

Right after that dream I had a dream I was living in a tiny apartment inside of Target (like right outside the cash registers) and while I was looking for shampoo I had a discussion with a target employee about her outie belly button. Then I went to the bathroom and Danushka from next food network star was there and she was letting a small child (maybe Her's, maybe not?) jump on me and rub her face all over my face.

emy730 · June 2016

Almost all of my dreams have been sexual in nature so far. And usually not involving DH, which makes me feel bad. They are very detailed and super bizarre!

Ali Grindell · June 2016

Yes on the dreams! I've had lots of sex dreams and not in the good way. With people either I don't know at all or people I wouldn't even find physically attractive. And it was always really weird scenarios, not a good sex session. Besides the sex dreams, I had a dream I was hanging out with the Kardashians. Wish someone could interpret! lol

LCartee2016 · June 2016

OK, so last night I had this nightmare revolving around this giant, man-eating, black bear that has shown up in my dreams before. In this dream, DH and I owned a camping resort of some kind that offered cabins. I would see the bear, yell at the person the bear was running at, watch the bear eat the person and turn to me, then run and hide in a cabin. Eventually, DH and I were able to get to my car and we called the BAU (yes, as in Criminal Minds) and as we were trying to leave, they were searching for the bear, using behavioral analysis.

I woke up face down in my pillow with my cpap on, which is really weird for me.

Oh, I went back to sleep after DH went to work and dreamed that I bought a bunch of Hormel pepperoni protein rolls (which I actually can't stand btw). In my dream, I put one on the pillow beside me and when I woke up I was a little confused as to why it wasn't still there.

So, two dreams for one. Last night/this morning was a doozy.

canavara · June 2016

I had my first really weird pregnancy-related dream last night.

I went into labor in the dream, made it to the hospital, and then was so exhausted after giving birth that I immediately fell asleep. I wake up about an hour later, and look over to my left and laying in a little clear hospital bassinet is the baby. It's a girl and she has really fair skin and large blue eyes. She looks a LOT like me. And I ask, "Oh, can I hold her?"

For some reason, I'm wearing a lot of clothing too, like layers of clothing. And I really want to breast feed but I just can't seem to get the different layers of shirts to cooperate, but it doesn't even matter... because the nurse lays the "baby" on my stomach and... it no longer looks like a little baby girl! It's a white cat! And it's mouth is like this emoticon:

Haha. And the cat baby is all finicky and squirmy and wanting to get away from me. And so the nurse takes it again and when I look over at it, it no longer is a white cat but a tuxedo cat. Both OH and I had tuxedo cats when we were kids and I was like, "Oh look honey, we finally got what we wanted, a tuxedo cat for both of us!" And he said, "Um, that's a baby."

And I woke up.

I have no idea.

chelseabriana26 · June 2016

Welp! My first pregnancy dream has finally come! I had a dream that I went into labor early - like 30 weeks - and had a baby girl in my arms in minutes. The doctors were surprised she was fine and didn't need to go into the NICU. It was so vivid. It kinda freaked me out!

With my DS, I had a ton of dreams about doing normal baby stuff - changing diapers, bath, etc. And the baby boy would talk me through each thing. It was bizarre. We hadn't found out gender yet, but my dreams were right the first time! We'll see if this one turns out to be a girl.

ceclarlinetlo · June 2016

In the first part of the dream I was trying to talk to my old boss about making a nice pillow for his dog. In the second part of the dream while I was preparing to propose marriage to my husband I got into a fight with my high school anatomy teacher.

LoneStar21416 · June 2016

I had a dream last night that I put raw chicken into the toaster oven because, in my dream, the toaster oven turned raw chicken into toast. What the F. I woke up so grossed out and actually nauseous because the dream was so vivid and the visual of the raw chicken in the toaster oven was too much.

canavara · June 2016

Dream last night that I went to the doctor but it was actually the ER and they were wheeling in dozens of wheelbarrows full of mangled and amputated body parts and decapitated heads, trying to reassemble all these body parts into Frankenstein people. For some reason, in the dream, this was just "business as usual" and I didn't even bat an eye at it.

adorebella · June 2016

I had a dream that I was in something like the matrix and the only way to get out was to accurately pair up these couples to have sex. But I couldn't see their faces so it was impossible to get the pairings right.

I also keep having sex dreams in general which is funny because during the day I'm all

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mommywesley · July 2016

Totally just had a dream that i had a phone app that turned my phone into an u/so machine lololol. Now that would be cool...

amaren-2 · July 2016

I totally had a terrible dream that I went into the doctor for a regular check up and she said I was in labor at 11 weeks. The doctor didn't even try to stop it and told me that there was nothing they could do. I was all like " I don't feel anything." Then they told me that they had already given me an epidural when I got there. They totally acted like it was no big deal and had no idea why I was crying.

wpowell · July 2016

I always have super odd vivid dreams but pregnancy dream are even weirder...

2 nights ago i dreamt that i was at a pool party with Justin Bieber. He was super nice to me and showed me the new "hot item" he was going to release soon that would rack in the big bucks.. Turns out the hot item was painted nail clippers...

but he asked if i want to join his creative team and how do you turn that down?

This week i also dreamt that my DH was being seduced by a man.... very weird and interesting... hahaha

wispymel · July 2016

I had a dream that I had a girl baby with fat cheeks. She was talking and sort of walking while hanging on to my hands. She was growing up with my loud cousins and I was worried she would grow up to be like them.

wispymel · July 2016

Well, it wasn't a crazy dream

EH112212 · July 2016

I had a dream last night that our nanny's husband and I were kissing. He is actually more the type of guy that I thought I would end up with than my husband ...

ceclarlinetlo · July 2016

I had two weird dreams last night. The first dream I had was that I had a baby and it came out basically like a toddler the size of a newborn. talking, walking, eating etc and I was really sad about it.

The second was so so bizarre. It's really hard to describe but I went back to high school for some reason and I was helping an administrator counsel this girl on some problem she was having with her friends. And the problem was really weird. Like she was plotting with two friends to embarrass a 3rd friend at work in Mexico so he would quit and come back to School with them and somewhere along the lines of the plan coming in action people started to make fun of her for how much of a mixture of chocolate sauce, peanut butter and ketchup she was making (which was for the plot against the friend in Mexico) and she got her feelings hurt that she was being embarrassed. And somewhere along the way as I was counseling her it turned into me letting her know that she can always change her mind about anything, including sleeping with someone even if she already said yes she can change her mind whenever she wants to. Then I woke up. So weird.

canavara · July 2016

I had a dream last night that I was on some competitive cooking show for kids (like Masterchef Junior except not that)... as an adult... competing against kids.

We had to make a signature dish and I chose to make some sort of brownie dessert with chocolate and espresso--not my "signature dish" by any means--and halfway through the challenge, to make things more interesting, they came around and took an ingredient from us and we had to make do without it. The thing they took from me was flour and so the entirety of the dream at this point was me working out the logistics of how I could sub bananas for flour as a leavening agent (since a lot of people make paleo pancakes with bananas). And then once we were judged, I did neither spectacularly good nor bad... it was just like a totally middle-of-the-road "yeah I guess you made it to the next round" kind of performance.

I'm kind of jealous of my OH because he always has these crazy dreams where he's commandeering space missions and being chased by vampires or sword-fighting aliens or whatever and mine are just like... things people actually deal with when they're awake with really stupid twists to them.

ceclarlinetlo · July 2016

Last night was a busy night for my brain.

Dream 1 was that my MIL went on Jimmy Fallon to talk about DH and I and our relationship.

Dream 2 was that I was on a TV show about high school but it was also sort of real life kind of like that movie Pleasantville. Like I saw the credits for the TV show and knew everyone was an actor and knew who my friends should have been and what the plot was supposed to be but no one seems to be aware they were a TV show except me.

3. We bought a new house but didn't realize it didn't have a toilet until my mom came to visit. Our toilet was in a separate building three blocks away. I had a discussion with a few different people on how I could most easily and inexpensively make a toilet. (I think I've been watching too much tiny house building on Netflix - toilets come up a lot)

canavara · July 2016

@ceclarlinetlo hahaha Have you been watching House Hunters: Tiny House? I remember there was a whole episode where a couple was arguing over composting toilets.

ceclarlinetlo · July 2016

@canavara I just saw that episode two days ago lol

ceclarlinetlo · July 2016

Last night I had a dream that my favorite teacher from high school was was going on a day time talk show where the theme that day was parents with special needs children that have super rare problems - and his child's problem was that he was a bowling ball. The teacher wasn't crazy - the bowling ball was definitely alive and it was in fact his child.

BriannaE129129 · July 2016

I don't know about weird dreams but I've been having more nightmares than anything and I HATE it! I dreamed last night that i went into labor and left the hospital right after birth with my baby and another baby I apparently adopted. When i got home, i left my biological baby in a baby carrier and she suffocated and died. Not fun to wake up to today!!

hayhay2501 · July 2016

Following on from @briannae129129 I just woke up from a doozy of a nightmare.

I just woke up from one (and am posting here as husband is still asleep...) where my godmother was making my family clean out her closet after her divorce. But her closet was like a trailer outside her house. We soon realised that it was infested with giant scabby radioactive blue mice. We went inside her house and one followed us and I accidentally provoked it. I kept trying to kill it but it kept bitting me. And worst of all no one in my family would help and I kept screaming at them I'm pregnant with your first grandchild (/ niece or nephew) help me!

AWFUL!!! I don't even want to begin to analyse that.

Knottie25816533 · July 2016

Glad to see I'm not the only one having sexual dreams that aren't with my husband. They have been happening at least once a week for about a month now. The other guy is a guy I dated for 7yrs but haven't been with or seen in almost 8-9yrs. So crazy. And I'm pregnant in the dreams which makes it pretty creepy. WTH is going on! Makes me feel guilty!

Michellewfhs · July 2016

Last night I had a dream that I was in the woods and found a bunch of kittens tied to trees as bait to catch mountain lions or something. I ran around trying to untie all these half dead kittens so I could bring them home and nurse them back to health. I may never sleep again. Do people actually do that or did I make up some awful hunting technique in my head?

ceclarlinetlo · July 2016

I had a dream last night DH and I both auditioned for an televised spelling bee - I didn't make the cut because they didn't think I was enough fun for television but he made it. When he got on stage he said his name really weird and they made a big deal about our last name which is an unusual name in the US and then he made the announcer wait because he said "hold on! I have two friends in the back who want me to ask a question. Do you think anyone would mind if we played football?" And the audience went nuts clapping and cheering like it was the funniest thing they ever heard. And he started bouncing around just eating up all the attention. Then it was time for him to spell and they decided to give him a special question where he had to guess what he was supposed to spell and then spell it correctly. And the clue was "the name of a duck call that says it sucks" and he thought the name was "it sucks" and he spelled it s-u-k-c-s so he got out. But he would have been out any way because The answer was actually "the Jimmy Stewart castle giant duck call pro"

Every thing about this dream was weird. Neither of us care about spelling bees or being on tv, and DH hates being the center of attention and is not outgoing at all. So it was completely out of his personality and he is really smart and definitely knows how to spell sucks lol.

sweetyjenj · July 2016

I had my first VIVID sex dream!! I won't go into the details, but my body responded in real life as though the events were actually happening in real life. In my dream every sensation felt SO good, and so real, and I felt as though I was close to an orgasm. A text message in real life woke me up and my body was responding as though I was actually close to orgasm. I usually NEVER want sex first thing in the morning, but I wanted it so bad, and was very ready for it. I told DH that hopefully it happens again while he's home

I also recently had a dream that I went into labor and needed an emergency C-section. I woke up 3 days later and was given my baby. He had the CUTEST face (first dream where I clearly saw the face) and was smiling. He never cried. I remember trying to breastfeed him a few times, and all went well, then realized that for the last 3 days he was formula fed and I missed the opportunity for skin-to-skin after birth. I was SO SAD that I missed his whole birth experience and was mad that DH let them formula feed. I woke up soon after that realization, and was still feeling down about it until a few seconds later I realized I didn't give birth yet The emotions, though, were SO real!!! These pregnancy dreams are no joke!

cjs260 · July 2016

Crazy anxiety dream! I had a baby girl, and I kept making her drink juice. Then I'd realize that I never had changed her diaper. Then I'd give her more juice and then remember that I still hadn't changed her diaper! It circled like that for what felt like forever...

canavara · July 2016

Knottie25816533 said:

Glad to see I'm not the only one having sexual dreams that aren't with my husband. They have been happening at least once a week for about a month now. The other guy is a guy I dated for 7yrs but haven't been with or seen in almost 8-9yrs. So crazy. And I'm pregnant in the dreams which makes it pretty creepy. WTH is going on! Makes me feel guilty!

Yeah I've been having a lot of these too. A lot of them where I'm having sex with my most recent ex (who I haven't seen in nearly 4 years). And then one about a week ago where a former coworker of mine (who's married with kids and I've never been attracted to even slightly) started making out with me and then pulled back and said in this really weird saucy tone, "Bet you never thought you'd be kissing a blue-eyed Brazilian, huh?" Yeah no kidding.

All my dreams this past week have been excessively mundane though. Like hours-long dreams where I'm shopping for groceries or am in elementary school again and eating school lunch with my friends. Nothing interesting happens in the dreams. It's just like an average day. They feel like they last hours. And yet I wake up remembering every single detail of them as if it were a day I just lived.

themuffinman16 · July 2016

I had a terrible and vivid nightmare, last night. Before I went to bed, last night, I got into a huge fight with my mother. I had a dream that her back was bothering her and she asked me for a heating pad. She put one on her stomach, one large on her back that looked like a baby's diaper changing pad, and she was on a glass bed that was also a heating pad. My mom said she felt too hot, and it peeled back her clothes and she was getting third degree burns. It was very vivid and gruesome. I turned off the heating pads, but she complained she was too cold and was getting chills. I gave her back her heating pads and realized what was burning her was the glass bed. I turned it off, but my mom was crying that she had chills, but I could not give her back her heating pads. I just sat in the corner and cried because I was the reason she got hurt. When I woke up, I was so irritated, because I know I was feeling guilty about our fight, even though there was nothing to feel guilty about... she just has that effect on me.

mommywesley · July 2016

Nothing saucy like yall but I totally had a dream where Eric Hosmer from the Royals baseball team tried to take my shirt off and make out with me...uh...wha? And even weirder is I wasn't me, but Rory from Gilmore Girls. It got super odd as I ran off with my shirt unbuttoned and had to turn back because I forgot my phone and purse in his hotel room...then got stopped by security guys asking if I wanted to press charges with him standing there looking all guilty and I'm like uh...no...and then I wake up feeling guilty and like was that just a bad Romance novel? LOL

canavara · August 2016

Resurrecting this thread because oh. my. god, last night.

Dream that I visited some house where a weird meth'ed out lady in her 20s was squatting. She had murdered the entire family that lived there and their bodies were still in the house and had been for months... she had turned the bodies into skinless puppets

I somehow figured this out while there, found a way to get away before she murdered and skinned me too, and drove off. On the highway, some police officer had parked his car in the middle of the highway and I lightly hit it... pulled off the side of the road into some state park that was there, told the officer: "I am so sorry, I hit your car but why was it just parked in the center lane?" He commented, "It wasn't."

Somehow this turned into me getting arrested or something for drunk driving and I then found out I had all these past criminal records I didn't know about, including 4 separate incidents for public indecency for driving a car, getting out of the driver's seat and then having anal sex in the moving vehicle while no one operated it?? Like ghost-riding except with anal sex? And I was notorious in like 4 different states for doing this.

cjs260 · August 2016

Guys, best dream ever. I dreamt that Hillary Clinton and Meryl Streep were my OBs. I had a tech doing my A/S and HRC came in and was like, "move over, you don't know what you're doing." Then proceeded to give me an u/s while joking and laughing with me the entire time. Then Meryl came in and said, "Everything looks perfect and she's having a boy!" H and I were shocked but super happy. Then I woke up, but I laid in bed seriously amused by my subconscious.

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