@PoodleDoodleOoo OMG, the last one, there are tears. I had to show a customer who just walked in what I was laughing at because I was crying from laughing so hard, she loved it.
@jbscmama - AAAARRRGGGG!! The car one totally happened to me this weekend. The ass clown was sitting in the driver's seat of his car too. DH had to convince me not to open the passenger door and slam it against his POS car.
Natural M/C 03.26.2012 at 10w2d Charlotte born at 28w3d due to severe IUGR on 12.24.2012 Merry Christmas! Missed M/C discovered 12.22.2014 at 8w1d measuring 6w3d 2015 was a year to test strength of both body and character, but it led us to this... BFP 01.26.2016 EDD 9.30.2016
@jbscmama@UnwritteN12 Add trying to get a toddler into a car seat into that...happened to me yesterday...car doors definitely got dinged...sorry guys- I did try very hard....
Last pregnancy, I ended up getting blocked in on both sides of my car. I waited as long as I could, then opened the back hatch and scaled the back seats. Sucked and it was so damn hot.
I shared the third trimester sex meme with DH last night as he was trying to get me in the mood for some 3rd tri sex. It made him laugh, but didn't deter him.
@camichael84 the first one!! I work in an office with men and I have dropped something I'm working with in my office and just pathetically called one of them to come pick it up. I'm not about that stooping life.
@MrsVoorhees I do a pathetic whine and look at DH any time I drop something. If he's not home....it can live there. And my stackable washing machine and dryer are the bane of my existence right now.
@camichael84 I made laundry seem fun to DD so she will pick up the socks that I drop. She actually really enjoys when I hand her the clothes from the washer to put in the dryer. She doesn't know it's a trick.
I've actually passed off the chore of getting laundry out of the washer and dryer to the kids. It's fantastic!! They can get it out of the dryer and put it in a basket and then get everything out of the washer, put it in the drier and start it themselves....it's the little things.
@MrsVoorhees Ha! I never thought to utilize DD for laundry! I had to suck it up and do it all myself last time, but she's really into helping right now. Thankfully. Her toy messes wouldn't get cleaned up half the time if she wasn't helping.
Your laundry comments crack me up. I was watching an episode of My 600lb Life where the woman had her 5 year old son switching loads of laundry because she just couldn't do it. I thought - that's terrible!
... I totally get it now. I'm still doing it, but it's quite uncomfortable.. and plus, kids need to learn responsibility, yeah?
@AnnaS930 DD genuinely loves it, if the laundry room door is open, she will beat on the dryer door hoping for some laundry to do. She hasn't realized yet that chores aren't fun. So mama is taking full advantage of that to pick up those damn socks.
I don't mean to brag, but Fred is trained to pick stuff up off the floor, and does it happily as long as he gets a piece of kibble. Guess who hasn't bent over in days...
@PoodleDoodleOoo Michael's face makes me SO happy in your gif, I can't stop watching. Steve Carell played that role so perfectly and to the fullest.. that is SUCH a Michael Scott face.. it's absurd and annoying and somehow adorable and childlike. I'm overanalyzing but I love The Office (before he left).
Re: Funny Pregnancy Pics/Memes/Gifs
This has been a good part of my life. Tums are a food group.
Baby boy has also been much stronger and more active.
Side note - the cat one is hanging at my desk at work....
I guess the animals say it best for me...
...yup
BFP: 8/11/18 Due: 4/26/18
This is my little guy...Every. Five. Minutes. I have to pee immediately after having to pee
DD 10/4/02
DS due 9/28/16
The rage is real......
Charlotte born at 28w3d due to severe IUGR on 12.24.2012 Merry Christmas!
Missed M/C discovered 12.22.2014 at 8w1d measuring 6w3d
2015 was a year to test strength of both body and character, but it led us to this... BFP 01.26.2016 EDD 9.30.2016
Sebastian 3-11-14
Simon 5-2-15
Baby #3 Due 9-29-16
https://www.pleated-jeans.com/2016/06/22/18-animals-who-are-completely-over-this-whole-parenting-thing/
... I totally get it now. I'm still doing it, but it's quite uncomfortable.. and plus, kids need to learn responsibility, yeah?