FFFC 06/10

thj101 · June 2016

@crazypt2285 *slowly raises hand* same here...with chocolate dipped cones...

Everycol0r · June 2016

A good poop is very cathartic.

furbabymom2007 · June 2016

mrsdaddario said:

@Scarlett830 A bowl of shredded cheese?? You're my hero!!

Oh yeah... Totally done this more than once....

No shame.

TheJerilu · June 2016

Everycol0r said:

A good poop is very cathartic.

@Everycol0r Pooping at work is one of the wonders of the modern world.

Everycol0r · June 2016

TheJerilu said:

Everycol0r said:

A good poop is very cathartic.

@Everycol0r Pooping at work is one of the wonders of the modern world.

I'm to shy to poop at work. Pooping at work is stressful AF.

BigBadWolf12 · June 2016

Everycol0r said:

TheJerilu said:

Everycol0r said:

A good poop is very cathartic.

@Everycol0r Pooping at work is one of the wonders of the modern world.

I'm to shy to poop at work. Pooping at work is stressful AF.

Ya, but when you have no other choice AND you finish without being caught in the act, it feels soo good.. Mission accomplished!

Everycol0r · June 2016

Buthayna said:

Everycol0r said:

TheJerilu said:

Everycol0r said:

A good poop is very cathartic.

@Everycol0r Pooping at work is one of the wonders of the modern world.

I'm to shy to poop at work. Pooping at work is stressful AF.

Ya, but when you have no other choice AND you finish without being caught in the act, it feels soo good.. Mission accomplished!

Truth

linzrunz · June 2016

I have not done anything but bump and text my siblings since I got back from lunch an hour ago. And I plan on continuing that for the rest of the day. Crap. The phone just rang. Now I have to do something. Boo.

Nope. Telemarketer. I just put them on hold until they hung up. I always feel a sense of accomplishment when I get a telemarketer to hang up on me.

mtmama2 · June 2016

Everycol0r said:

TheJerilu said:

Everycol0r said:

A good poop is very cathartic.

@Everycol0r Pooping at work is one of the wonders of the modern world.

I'm to shy to poop at work. Pooping at work is stressful AF.

The first thing I have done at every job I've ever had was find the perfect pooping bathroom. It has to be a 1 person bathroom where I can lock the door. It has to be out of the way so I can go in and out without everyone seeing me. There is a real art to picking the perfect poop-at-work-bathroom!

Everycol0r · June 2016

SienaC said:

Everycol0r said:

TheJerilu said:

Everycol0r said:

A good poop is very cathartic.

@Everycol0r Pooping at work is one of the wonders of the modern world.

I'm to shy to poop at work. Pooping at work is stressful AF.

The first thing I have done at every job I've ever had was find the perfect pooping bathroom. It has to be a 1 person bathroom where I can lock the door. It has to be out of the way so I can go in and out without everyone seeing me. There is a real art to picking the perfect poop-at-work-bathroom!

4th floor bathroom is the best. Not even my floor.

virginiaham · June 2016

@SienaC After working in the hospital my first task is to find the #2-acceptable bathroom, cause a lot of people have pissed off a lot of other people by tainting their nearby cozy-but-#1-only bathrooms. New interns are the worst offenders. #dontbethatguy

virginiaham · June 2016

Everycol0r said:

4th floor bathroom is the best. Not even my floor.

Woah take it easy, @Everycol0r,

But that's actually not always true (or doesn't always matter) at the hospital, and you're totally right

Everycol0r · June 2016

virginiaham said:

Everycol0r said:

4th floor bathroom is the best. Not even my floor.

Woah take it easy, @Everycol0r,

But that's actually not always true (or doesn't always matter) at the hospital, and you're totally right

I'm confused!

virginiaham · June 2016

@Everycol0r Whoops, key piece of info-I used to work exclusively on the 4th floor! We had people come up to our floor and smoke us out frequently, but to be fair we did the same to other units on our floor if they had a better bathroom

eggplantface · June 2016

@SienaC @Everycol0r @TheJerilu @Buthayna I shit you not there's an app that will calculate how much money you're earning while you poop at work. You put in your annual salary, then start the timer when you leave your desk and stop when you get back and it tells you how much you just earned while pooping. I just can't remember the app's name!

@Schumerator: @RatParade has a good idea to try it at home. Just be sure not to do any online shopping while on it. Anti-anxiety drugs will totally make you stop caring about whether or not you have money.

mollsagni · June 2016

I have two confessions. First, this week my students ordered their lunches to the classroom and all of them are able to get a free lunch because I work in the inner city. All I had to do was collect a head count for them. I added one because I haven't had a high school lunch in 10 years. It was delicious and gross simultaneously.

The second is that anytime I stop for groceries on the way home, I buy chips, eat them in my car, and hide the garbage to throw out at school because DH is a health nut.

Two food confessions in one week! #worthit

Schumerator · June 2016

@Kiki75 @RatParade thanks guys! Kiki I wish statistics helped lol I consider myself a very rational individual but once I'm up in the air I lose all of that. I think I will try to take it at home first and see how I feel, that's a good idea!

Scarlett830 · June 2016

eggplantface said:

@SienaC @Everycol0r @TheJerilu @Buthayna I shit you not there's an app that will calculate how much money you're earning while you poop at work. You put in your annual salary, then start the timer when you leave your desk and stop when you get back and it tells you how much you just earned while pooping. I just can't remember the app's name!

So I totally searched for this in the App Store and 5 different apps came up when I typed in "poop." One cost .99c but the others are free.

MelissaM090 · June 2016

I'm watching the Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of documentary on Netflix.

For probably the 8th time.

This year.

kyrenora · June 2016

I made cookies for a cookout I'm supposed to go to tomorrow. Now I want to stay home JUST so I can eat all the cookies. I mean seriously, who asks someone to share chocolate chip red velvet cookies?

KirstinH88 · June 2016

@MelissaM090 whaaaaaaat!!!! I didn't know there was a BSB documentary on Netflix! I must watch!

MelissaM090 · June 2016

@KirstinH88 Omg, it's the best thing ever.

mtmama2 · June 2016

eggplantface said:

@SienaC @Everycol0r @TheJerilu @Buthayna I shit you not there's an app that will calculate how much money you're earning while you poop at work. You put in your annual salary, then start the timer when you leave your desk and stop when you get back and it tells you how much you just earned while pooping. I just can't remember the app's name!

I just giggled at this so hard I teared up a little!!

Edited because dear God I suck at mobile bumping

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