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1st Tri Haiku

slartybartfastslartybartfast member
in December 2016 Moms
I love haikus. Some are sneaking out of 1st tri already so let's get some 1st tri-haikus going. Make em good!

Reminder - haiku is 3 lines:
5 syllables,
7 syllables,
5 syllables

For example:

Slarty Bartfast here
Humor me with poetry
my baby-makers

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Mother of an April '15 baby
Due December 16
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  • SmashJamSmashJam member
    Get that meat away
    It offends me with its smell
    Quick!Before I vom.
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  • ea301ea301 member
    edited May 2016
    Ugh, so much nausea.
    Never gagged this much before.
    Gaggy gag, gag, gag.
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

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  • phoenix870509phoenix870509 member
    Dear little fetus
    I don't like nausea all day
    Please stop this right now
    Married 4/12/13
    Anniversary
    TTC since 6/13
    Diagnosed w/ PCOS 4/9/15 - R/E recommended lifestyle change
    BFP 4/10/16 - DS born 12/16/2016
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    SURPRISE! BFP 3/8/18
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  • R0824HR0824H member
    Woke up from a nap,
    Is it even bedtime yet?
    Dang it's only three :(
    TT#1 July 2015
    BFP#1 & MC:August 2015      BFP: #2 10/01/2015 MC: 10/09/2015   BFP #3: 12/22/2015 @ 5 weeks  MC/CP: 12-23-2015
    Fertility Appointment: Feb 23/16, Hysteroscopy 03/02/2016,
    BFP #4: 03/31/16 EDD 12/01/2016 
       
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  • slartybartfastslartybartfast member
    Come out now, come out!
    I know that you are in there...
    Eagle has landed.
    Pregnancy Ticker
    Mother of an April '15 baby
    Due December 16
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  • BabyRobbinsAdventureBabyRobbinsAdventure member
    Where does the food go?
    Is it just bloat, or a bump?
    Questions lead to naps.
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  • doodleoodledoodleoodle member
    I just want to sit
    I want to sit and eat chips
    All the live long day
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  • beff12beff12 member
    My belly at night
    Makes me look like a beached whale
    in the morn, it's gone! 

    June Siggy Challenge: Dad Fails

    Married 7.28.2012
    DD born 7.27.2014
    BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015
    BFP 4.12.2016...EDD: Christmas Eve 2016!




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  • jenlynne0624jenlynne0624 member
    Is this over yet?
    i want coffee and to be
    able to work out. 

    Oh my dear baby
    stop making mama so sick
    H is exhausting 

    (h is big brother)
    November D16  Siggy Challenge-Thanksgiving Fails





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  • potato62potato62 member
    A bump on a log
    Is more productive than I.
    Diclegis time. Snore.

    BabyFetus Ticker
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  • potato62potato62 member
    Now twelve weeks along.
    Are we almost through with puke?
    Next up, bump and kicks.

    BabyFetus Ticker
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  • cgss11cgss11 member
    Snoogle is my bae
    Sorry it hogs up the bed
    DH caught napping with.
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  • mysteryshipmysteryship member
    Am I showing yet?
    Yes, that must be the baby.
    Just kidding, it's bloat.

    We're out of ice cream
    How could we let this happen?
    The struggle is real.
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