December 2016 Moms
slartybartfast
member
1st Tri Haiku
slartybartfast
member
I love haikus. Some are sneaking out of 1st tri already so let's get some 1st tri-haikus going. Make em good!
Reminder - haiku is 3 lines:
5 syllables,
7 syllables,
5 syllables
For example:
Slarty Bartfast here
Humor me with poetry
my baby-makers
Reminder - haiku is 3 lines:
5 syllables,
7 syllables,
5 syllables
For example:
Slarty Bartfast here
Humor me with poetry
my baby-makers
Mother of an April '15 baby
Due December 16
Re: 1st Tri Haiku
What is that noise she's making?
Pregnant monster grunts.
wants to go to bed right now
parasites are hard
I have gone fucking crazy.
Doing this yet again.
Pregnancy is glamorous
...said no one ever.
DD born 7.27.2014
BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015
It offends me with its smell
Quick!Before I vom.
Never gagged this much before.
Gaggy gag, gag, gag.
Can't wait for you to meet us
Now off my bladder
Me:27 H:30
Till death do us part: 7.2.2011
Trying to conceive since 01.2014
Low AFC and azoospermia
IVF #1 03.2016 - BFP 03.28.2016
Due: 12.05.2016
Why do you hate me so much
Please don't kill me child
Baby #1
Baby #2
~04/19/16 EDD 12/26/16~
SaveSaveSaveSave
Hangover without the high
Tired, headache, retch
My Wedding Bio!
I don't like nausea all day
Please stop this right now
TTC since 6/13
Diagnosed w/ PCOS 4/9/15 - R/E recommended lifestyle change
BFP 4/10/16 - DS born 12/16/2016
SURPRISE! BFP 3/8/18
Is it even bedtime yet?
Dang it's only three
BFP#1 & MC:August 2015 BFP: #2 10/01/2015 MC: 10/09/2015 BFP #3: 12/22/2015 @ 5 weeks MC/CP: 12-23-2015
Fertility Appointment: Feb 23/16, Hysteroscopy 03/02/2016,
BFP #4: 03/31/16 EDD 12/01/2016
I know that you are in there...
Eagle has landed.
Is it just bloat, or a bump?
Questions lead to naps.
I want to sit and eat chips
All the live long day
Makes me look like a beached whale
in the morn, it's gone!
DD born 7.27.2014
BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015
i want coffee and to be
able to work out.
Oh my dear baby
stop making mama so sick
H is exhausting
(h is big brother)
flatulence bids no relief
I said EXTRA whip.
Is more productive than I.
Diclegis time. Snore.
Are we almost through with puke?
Next up, bump and kicks.
Sorry it hogs up the bed
DH caught napping with.
Yes, that must be the baby.
Just kidding, it's bloat.
We're out of ice cream
How could we let this happen?
The struggle is real.