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PepperAT · May 2016

Lets here your confessions!

*not always flame-free*

The dog confessions always make me laugh!

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MonaLisaRalphio · May 2016

I've been waiting for this one!

I spent my planning period today watching Grey's Anatomy. And then some kids came in to finish taking a test, so now I have to wait until lunchtime to find out who won the custody battle!

housewifehobbyist · May 2016

I am becoming mildly obsessed with Neko Atsume, which I'm pretty sure is a child's game. I got just so excited because I had a new visit from a rare cat. I embarrass myself sometimes.

Also I made fresh margaritas last night and they were so delicious but now I am suuuper hungover at work and basically wearing pajamas and a blanket (leggings, tunic, blanket scarf). I don't even care.

Dilynne · May 2016

My FFFC is that I don't understand that point of the WAYDTGKU section in the WTO thread. The majority of the people say the same things or the norm or all the things. It's a little tedious to type it all out.

PepperAT · May 2016

My FFC, the only thing that I hate about spring/summer is that I have to start regularly shaving my legs again.
When you wear pants all winter, what's the point, right?

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RedBreast35 · May 2016

I just ate a piece of pizza and a doughnut for breakfast. And I'll probably have leftover birthday cake for lunch. And we're going out to dinner tonight.

Probably shouldn't weigh myself again until Monday...

Liss_37 · May 2016

i went BSC last night on google and youtube reading stories and watching videos of people getting early BFP's with being just 6, 7, and 8 DPO because I was SS like crazy. I spent like 2 hours doing that when I was supposed to be in bed sleeping. Then this morning I took a cheapie and I'm only 6DPO and of course it was negative.

mrsdaddario · May 2016

I just found out my 42 year old cousin is pregnant with a surprise 4th.
And my first words were, 'that's just fucking great. Good for her.'

Oops.....I seriously love her to death, so I shouldn't be a crabby jerk about it. But I texted my bff, 'I'm so glad my 42 year old cousin is a fertile empire and I'm a dried up old hag at 27....

BSC, full force over here. Someone reel me in!

Lecool · May 2016

I already confessed this in WTO. But I'm leaving work early today so that I can get home in enough time to get it on with my husband before he leaves for work.

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Liss_37 · May 2016

@mrsdaddario don't feel bad, I've said the same things myself!! All my sisters seem to be able to blink and get KU and me, not so much. Happy for them but, also pretty green with envy too.

momtoleo · May 2016

DH was on a business trip yesterday so I made box mac and cheese for dinner with a glass of wine and followed that up with ice cream. No veggies or protein in the mix at all. This was also eaten while watching Below Deck Mediterranean on demand. Loved my "single girl" evening.

thj101 · May 2016

Pretty sure I'm still drunk from last night...I'm also pretty sure that most of my coworkers can tell... eek...not good!

picklesplease · May 2016

I may have had a mental break down and went to go weigh myself last night. I was convinced Whole30 wasn't working. I needed verification that it's worth it, or I would jump ship. Down almost 6 pounds in one week. I think my body was like, "FINALLY!"

virginiaham · May 2016

@DoctorDonna Boom! You go girl, that's awesome!

mrsdee15 · May 2016

I miss intro threads for new members. I see new names and have no idea who they are, and I wish I knew a little more about them. It's my own fault, I never read the intro thread because I forget it's there.

sLass42 · May 2016

I've been ranting about how I'm paid for one job and am suddenly getting 3 jobs worth of work dumped on me.
To keep myself sane I've been downloading shows and movies at work because we don't have internet at home.
I've already collected Rockos Modern Life, Doug, Outlander, Deadpool, Mean Girls (which Ive never seen!), Ren & Stimpy , and so much more.
I also just discovered the wonders of xfinity online streaming.
So no, I will not answer the phone while eating yet working through lunch everyday. I will put on my headphones and watch modern family lol
New to downloading, but I'm only using people's personal shared files for home use so I'm hoping I'm not being a criminal

Liss_37 · May 2016

I'm off today and DH is at work. So I went shopping and bought myself some new clothes, bought myself some vietnamese fresh rolls for lunch, and I'm probably going to have a nap. Then I'll wake up later and do about 30 minutes of housecleaning and I'll most likely let DH think I did housework all day. Oh, and I won't mention the clothes either. When he notices me wearing them and asks I'll imply that I've had them for a while.

edited because apparently I like the word probably, a lot!

MamaMunn · May 2016

mrsdee15 said:

I miss intro threads for new members. I see new names and have no idea who they are, and I wish I knew a little more about them. It's my own fault, I never read the intro thread because I forget it's there.

Those silly bright yellow "new" notification flags will never let me forget! I hate those dang things and I just want them to go away!!! I wish I could not be so OCD about notifications some times

mylove071407 · May 2016

I said yesterday that I don't get the appeal of Beyonce. I also don't get the appeal of Justin Timberlake...They are both overplayed.

FrancesGrace630 · May 2016

I bought a crib yesterday. It was at a garage sale and only $30 and in great shape! But now it's in my living room, waiting for me to find a place to put it.

linzrunz · May 2016

I'm in the office today by myself and I have every intention of bumping the entire time while organizing my desk to make it look like I did work today.

ETA: I clicked on my notifications since I'm actually on the computer for the first time in forever and noticed I had 665 likes. I then kept checking it repeatedly making sure it didn't stay on the number that comes after it. I had every intention of making an AW comment on this post so that I could get at least one like and get it off that number. Thankfully, it seemed to skip that number. I may be slightly superstitious...

MelissaM090 · May 2016

@sLass42 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MEAN GIRLS???

That should be your FFFC right there! Except I'm totally flaming you!! Haha.

ShadeofGreen816 · May 2016

@DoctorDonna yay for you!! I LOVE Whole 30. Its so remarkable the intense emotional relationship I have with food. I've done it twice (tried three times... whoops) but both times, I started having dreams about halfway through that I was cheating and I would wake up SOOO disappointed in myself! Keep it up! I wish I had time to do enough cooking to do Whole 30 right now!

My FFFC is that I drank WAAAYYY too much last night, feel terrible, am going to lay on the couch all day. The bad thing is we have a reservation at Ruth's Chris tonight to celebrate finishing my semester - and I'm afraid I'll be too hungover to enjoy it and I really don't wanna go tonight!

Hopefully I'll pull myself together soon.

FFFC #2... Background: We moved to our house in July of last year. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. we get multiple pieces of mail for about 7 people who supposedly used to live here. I used to be really diligent about putting "return to sender" and putting it back in the mailbox. But it's been nearly a year, and I'm over it. I just throw their stuff in the trash now. Well, about 6 weeks ago, I got a large flat envelope that says "Do Not Bend" ALL over it. It was from a university and I had presumed it was a diploma. I truly meant to return it, but it doesn't fit in my mailbox without bending it, and I honestly just forgot about it in my mail pile. So, last night I had friends in town and we opened it. It IS a diploma. I feel badly. But also, if you're going to order something and probably pay for it, wouldn't you check the mailing address???? Not sure what to do with it now!

babymish · May 2016

I have old nail varnish on my toenails that I have been meaning to take off for weeks. Every time I go to my acupuncture appointment I remember and regret not doing it, then forget again. What must she think of me

meilay · May 2016

@housewifehobbyist Yes! I've fallen off on Neko Atsume because I wasn't getting any rare cat visits. A friend at work told me about a game called Hamster Life. That one is fun also. It combines Candy Crush type games with cute hamsters.

I bought a pregnancy book that I had planned on buying when actually KTFU because it was half price at a used bookstore. Then instead of putting it away I started reading it. It's actually super fascinating but every time I get to a sentence that's like "You're probably feeling so many emotions now that you're pregnant" I'm like

mrsdee15 · May 2016

I have another one. It's a two-parter.

1) My Facebook news feed has a story about Harry Styles cutting his hair. I follow things on Facebook that post that as news.

2) I have an opinion on Harry Styles cutting his hair. I've been hoping he'd do that for months. I love One Direction.

RatParade · May 2016

I'm wearing a cute new burnt red leather (fake) jacket today at work and I'm getting pretty hot but I don't want to take it off because not enough people have seen me in it yet.

MelissaM090 · May 2016

RatParade said:

I'm wearing a cute new burnt red leather (fake) jacket today at work and I'm getting pretty hot but I don't want to take it off because not enough people have seen me in it yet.

Omg. I love this.

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pretzel2plus1 · May 2016

RatParade said:

I'm wearing a cute new burnt red leather (fake) jacket today at work and I'm getting pretty hot but I don't want to take it off because not enough people have seen me in it yet.

I had a similar experience the other day in some bright orange pants I wore to work. (Not the wanting to take it off part, though. Lol. Just thought I should clarify!) It took several hours in the office for someone to notice and comment on them. At one point I was just like, "Welp, this is all for nothing." Lol.

ETA: I promise I'm not the kind of person who goes around fishing for compliments or wears things just for attention! I just really really like my new pants!

Kenya715 · May 2016

RatParade said:

I'm wearing a cute new burnt red leather (fake) jacket today at work and I'm getting pretty hot but I don't want to take it off because not enough people have seen me in it yet.

This just made me laugh really hard. Thank you for being so real!

MelissaM090 · May 2016

Glad to know it's not just me. I have really quiet lonesome days at work, as well as busy, social days at work. Every morning when I'm trying to decide what to wear, 'how many people will see me today?' is usually a deciding factor. And if I have something especially cute, or new, I want to wear it on a day lots of people will 'see me'.

I'm normally not this narcissistic, I swear.

RatParade · May 2016

Lol @MelissaM090 and @pretzel2plus1 , I don't think it's narcissistic, we just want acknowledgement of the effort we made!

sLass42 · May 2016

RatParade said:

I'm wearing a cute new burnt red leather (fake) jacket today at work and I'm getting pretty hot but I don't want to take it off because not enough people have seen me in it yet.

I'm loving this too, its amazing!

@melissam090 I know! I just watched mean girls yesterday for the first time and now I get all the references. Now I can go gif crazy, sorry I'm excited to get it lol.
@housewifehobbyist and now i love your mom choice

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musicinmysoul17 · May 2016

So this isn't really a confession but when @PepperAT talked about dogs it made me think of a story from yesterday. H works night shift so he was just waking up when I got home from work. We have 2 dogs, one Chihuahua mix and another that's 6 months old and about the size of a lab (we don't know exactly what she is). Since we moved into our house we put her in a kennel in the back yard so she has room to run around a bit. Well she hasn't quite adjusted to her new home and barks every time she wants out to do her business. Yesterday when I got home she was barking like crazy, so I got DH to come out and help me get her fresh water and food because she runs out of the kennel every time we open the door. She runs around a bit and hubby gets her bowl to go get fresh water and she comes running full force straight at him, head first into his crotch. I felt so bad for him but I did laugh a little bit. Those dogs are my crazy babies!

mrsdaddario · May 2016

becbec28 said:

So this isn't really a confession but when @PepperAT talked about dogs it made me think of a story from yesterday. H works night shift so he was just waking up when I got home from work. We have 2 dogs, one Chihuahua mix and another that's 6 months old and about the size of a lab (we don't know exactly what she is). Since we moved into our house we put her in a kennel in the back yard so she has room to run around a bit. Well she hasn't quite adjusted to her new home and barks every time she wants out to do her business. Yesterday when I got home she was barking like crazy, so I got DH to come out and help me get her fresh water and food because she runs out of the kennel every time we open the door. She runs around a bit and hubby gets her bowl to go get fresh water and she comes running full force straight at him, head first into his crotch. I felt so bad for him but I did laugh a little bit. Those dogs are my crazy babies!

That is so funny!! Last Sunday morning our 150lb rottweiler was laying in front of the bed. It was still kind of dark outside and DH got up to go to the bathroom. When he came back he tried stepping over her to get back into bed, but she stood up at the same time. She's solid so she kept on going but he ended up falling (rather dramatically) onto the floor. Mind you I was laying in bed and seeing this whole thing happen in silhouette form. I didn't want to laugh right then and there because I didn't want to make him embarrassed, but later in the shower I got a good laugh out of it!

Spartanrd4 · May 2016

I have an intern at work right now who I am precepting so I basically had her do all my work today and I bumped all afternoon, and I let her go home early! Bad teacher I am but oh well, TGIF!!

thj101 · May 2016

Not sure if this is an UO or FFFC, but I hate avocado. Or anything with Avocado in it.

musicinmysoul17 · May 2016

thj101 said:

Not sure if this is an UO or FFFC, but I hate avocado. Or anything with Avocado in it.

@thj101 Ahhh! I just had chips and guac with my lunch and I LOVE making my own guacamole! What don't you like about it?

momtoleo · May 2016

@thj101 It took me a REALLY long time to like avocado. It was the texture (I'm totally a "texture baby"). But, I got over that and am absolutely obsessed with it now. I'll pretty much eat it on everything or just with a spoon and a little salt.

MamaMunn · May 2016

My FFFC is that I can hate when people insist on backing into a parking space!! It drives me absolutely crazy!!! Especially when I have to sit there and wait for someone to back their giant car into a really tight space.

SnobunnieMel · May 2016

Last week for the first time ever I completely misjudged a parking space and scratched up the driver side bumper of our truck (side note: I hate the damn thing and want it gone), this week hubs saw it when he came out to tell me something when I was leaving for work and I completely denied knowing it was there. I also never left a note on the car I bumped because the entire passenger side of their car was super dented up and scratched BEFORE I love tapped them.

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