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ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

The board has been particularly spicy lately. Should make for a juicy FFFC!

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LDSJM123 · April 2016

I think moscato is absolutely disgusting. I'm studying towards getting my sommelier and I cringe when people talk about how much they love wine, yet moscato is their favorite. Major eye roll from me.

ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

LDSJM123 said:

I think moscato is absolutely disgusting. I'm studying towards getting my sommelier and I cringe when people talk about how much they love wine, yet moscato is their favorite. Major eye roll from me.

I like sweet shit, OKAY?!

ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

My confession..I've taken my snarkiness down a trillion notches because if I get one more warning, I get put in stupid bump jail. Andplusalso, I heart my user name and I don't want to lose the biscuit.

blackgirlmagic · April 2016

With how big this belly has gotten I truly do not wash below my knees like I use to. I gentle get my calves and feet, but only to the extend of gravity pulling them back to the ground. I was the important parts and that is all that matters right now!

LDSJM123 · April 2016

I like sweet stuff too, but not in my wine glass. At the end of the day, as long as my friends will sit down with a glass of anything with me, I really don't care what it is they put in it.

Kellyj103 · April 2016

Omg @LDSJM123 I'm one of those shameful people! I ONLY drink the sweet stuff. However, I will never consider myself a wino or say I love wine since I only do sweet wine.

Nerdchild · April 2016

LDSJM123 said:

I think moscato is absolutely disgusting. I'm studying towards getting my sommelier and I cringe when people talk about how much they love wine, yet moscato is their favorite. Major eye roll from me.

Can I claim to be enough of a wine lover of I will drink anything between a moscato and a malbec?

@ButterMyBiscuit have you tried gewurtztraminer? Delicious.

mandyjulie · April 2016

I like a lot of different reds that aren't sweet, but most white wines are nast. I think they're too dry. I do like an occasional moscato as a dessert type wine. But I can understand why others would think it's gross.

oneliloaktree13 · April 2016

Barefoot moscato got me through a lot of tough times when I was single and poor.

Nerdchild · April 2016

I love our booze thread and our wine-soaked FFFC.

My FFFC I want to call into work for no reason. My absence would hurt nothing, but I'm only there for six or so more weeks and I don't feel like adulting today. Lame, but it's what I've got.

TiffRox81 · April 2016

@LDSJM123 I don't understand the sweeter wines either. To each their own, but they're definitely not my thing. My husband and I always chuckle quietly when we go to dinner with my mom and she orders her white Zinfandel, lol. We've finally gotten her into a few other whites. But at the end of the day, she's just not a wine person.

ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

Nerdchild said:

LDSJM123 said:

I think moscato is absolutely disgusting. I'm studying towards getting my sommelier and I cringe when people talk about how much they love wine, yet moscato is their favorite. Major eye roll from me.

Can I claim to be enough of a wine lover of I will drink anything between a moscato and a malbec?

@ButterMyBiscuit have you tried gewurtztraminer? Delicious.

I have not but as soon as I spit out this kid, I'll go pick some up!

ETA: I don't discriminate on booze. I like all wine so that includes moscato.

TattoosandLace · April 2016

DH is gone OOT for a almost week. Last night was the first night. DD slept horribly. Instead of deep cleaning the hour while he's gone to surprise him, it's looking like I'll be napping when she naps instead. Come on, ten o'clock.

HMcDade1 · April 2016

FFFC. I may be using sex to bribe my husband to finish these damn renovations. No shame in my game if it's getting things done.

Nerdchild · April 2016

Why did I decide to make crab cioppino for our anniversary dinner tonight when I know I can't drink the leftover chablis while I'm cooking? It's like the universe is taunting me with this thread.

Another FFFC: When I got home yesterday with dinner ingredients I cracked open the wine bottle and just sat there smelling it. It's the little things, people.

ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

HMcDade1 said:

FFFC. I may be using sex to bribe my husband to finish these damn renovations. No shame in my game if it's getting things done.

I use this frequently. It hasn't failed me yet.

ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

@nerdchild YES! I made a german stew that includes really dark lager and I was just sitting there smelling it before I put it in the pot. I don't even enjoy dark lagers but the smell was amazing.

Nerdchild · April 2016

ButterMyBiscuit said:

@nerdchild YES! I made a german stew that includes really dark lager and I was just sitting there smelling it before I put it in the pot. I don't even enjoy dark lagers but the smell was amazing.

Right?! I hate Guinness, but when I slow-cooked my corned beef in it I wanted to drink the cooking broth. I'm really feeling this forced sobriety thing, hard.

mckcak23 · April 2016

You guys can have your wine. I'll take all of the Long Island iced teas.

ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

mckcak23 said:

You guys can have your wine. I'll take all of the Long Island iced teas.

Those will sneak up on you. On the night of my 21st birthday, everyone was buying drinks and I ended up with an LIT. Holy hell. I went from zero to sloppy in about half an hour.

ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

I giggled at myself today because I saw that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were having another baby and then like a few minutes later, Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling's announcement came out. I was like, "come on! stealing their thunder!" And then I smacked myself because I thought..why do I give a fuck? What is WRONG with me?!

MrsRo731 · April 2016

ButterMyBiscuit said:

I giggled at myself today because I saw that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were having another baby and then like a few minutes later, Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling's announcement came out. I was like, "come on! stealing their thunder!" And then I smacked myself because I thought..why do I give a fuck? What is WRONG with me?!

HAH I did the same thing! I was like 'oh no, they didn't.' Then I realized I have no fucks to give.

TattoosandLace · April 2016

FFFC. Yesterday, I made DH go to the grocery store for me solely for milk (for DD) after he got off work. He's OOT for basically a week and planned on leaving straight from work to get to his hotel around dinner time. We definitely had enough milk to last until this afternoon but I didn't want to load the one year old, drive the 20 miles to town, and have to open farm gates just for one item. Thankfully he didn't complain and brought home the milk before turning around and leaving for the city.

Nerdchild · April 2016

@TattoosandLace that's love right there.

LDSJM123 · April 2016

Nerdchild said:

LDSJM123 said:

I think moscato is absolutely disgusting. I'm studying towards getting my sommelier and I cringe when people talk about how much they love wine, yet moscato is their favorite. Major eye roll from me.

Can I claim to be enough of a wine lover of I will drink anything between a moscato and a malbec?

@ButterMyBiscuit have you tried gewurtztraminer? Delicious.

An Equal opertunist is good in my book!

TattoosandLace · April 2016

@Nerdchild it really is. I did feel bad when he called me from the hotel room last night at 9:30(when he was just getting in) telling me that he forgot his laptop in his office so he had to drive the drive back to the school to get it and then was driving back to the city's once his class started at 8am this morning. i figured if I don't get the house as spotless as I wanted to while he's gone then I'll just cook his favorite meal when he gets home.

DominiqueU · April 2016

My confession: I don't like any wine. Or beer. I'm not a big drinker in general. Sometimes I'll have a mixed drink, but it has to be pretty tame and sweet for me to actually enjoy it. In my college days, I'd go straight for the vodka shots just to get the job done.

I will, however, drink a mimosa all the day long like the classy gal I am. Especially with pink champagne and blood orange juice. Lame, but wonderful.

I also had an unfortunate New Year's Eve with about 7 Long Island Iced Teas. Not my proudest of moments.

Taymiller · April 2016

Murph and I are eating eggo waffles in my bed. I make him eat his in DHs side of the bed so mine doesn't get crumbs.

SparkySunshine · April 2016

ya'll are making me feel like a prude!
Going with the theme today: FFFC: I have never been drunk, and I have only drank once! I'm 26, it just has never interested me really.

Weville · April 2016

I love to eat in bed and exclusively eat on my husband's side. I'm a jerk

PhoebeJune1984 · April 2016

I may or may not have thrown a little hissy fit this morning. Pregnancy insomnia has hit me full force. I cannot get to sleep until almost midnight and I am waking up at 3am and cannot get back to sleep....but I am too exhausted to move. I ran out of the house without a lunch today (for a 10 hour day), but still had a tiny granola bar, plum, and random tomato in my car from yesterday's lunch. My coffee place takes 3-5min, so I stopped by there on the way to drop DD off at my parents house, but they are training people. WHO THE HELL TRAINS PEOPLE DURING MORNING COFFEE RUSH?! I get if the person is just learning to get use to the rush, but if you don't even know how to use the machine in the first place, maybe start them in the evening and have them work their way towards morning?! After sitting there for 15min, I finally had to get out of line (without coffee), race DD to my parents, got to work 10min late, and then b*tched and moaned to MH about how the day has already gone to sh*t. After a week of 3-4 hour sleeping per night, I am wiped out.....and feel like I could just lay my head down at work and sleep for five days. Not even Unisom helped last night!

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erin7264 · April 2016

I am in a wayyyy better mood on days where DH and I have morning sex before he goes to work, but that usually means I don't have time to make him breakfast (or lunch) then.

Also, I'm really bad about giving out love tits. Not because I don't enjoy a lot of posts, I think it's just carryover from not wanting to "like" every post on FB unless it deserves a standing ovation.

jlmartinez517 · April 2016

@LDSJM123 I'm so intrigued by you getting your sommelier certification. A good friend of mine who is a chef just got his and it amazes me how he can tell from a sip what region/year/grape varietal/tasting notes he gets and ends up being right! I've turned it into a game whenever I'm around him lol

I started out drinking sweet wine and mixed drinks...now I'm all about smooth, dry reds and grassy, dry whites. It's funny how our palates change!

oneliloaktree13 · April 2016

I haven't been to my job in two weeks. I told my husband that who knows if my doctors notes will protect me because NH has a fire for any reason law. He just shrugged his shoulders. It's like he's telling me to quit.

elldel · April 2016

My FFFC: I definitely lurk on ticker change posts that I'm not a part of. And I always roll my eyes a little when I see someone posting there who ISN'T starting a new week on that day. 22+5? No. Wait two more days and do your ticker change then.

Kellyj103 · April 2016

my FFFC: I've told someone not to come to my baby shower. My mom, bless her heart, invited all my bridesmaids to the baby shower even though 3 of them live out of state. Here's my real beef: I don't think you need to be flying out of state for someone's baby shower when you have shown zero interest in this kid/ pregnancy. If we're "good friends" and you haven't asked about my pregnancy, how my baby is doing, or even know my baby's name don't fly out of state for a party. It just seems like you want to come to party not celebrate my kid.

Baby shower has got me feeling some type of way.

onesassybishh · April 2016

Confession: People don't take me that seriously in real life, so the fact that people get so upset over the Internet really cracks me up.. thats why I love my fellow sass masters, y'all know who you are (;

KASG · April 2016

My FFFCs aren't that juicy, but here goes:

1) Speshul snowflakes who post a whole new thread don't really bother me. I just go in for the sassy pictures. Admittedly, this is an anomaly for me since I HATE when my students ask me a question I JUST answered or that can be found in their notes. However, strangely, I find myself rolling my eyes a little bit when I see those types of posts on other sites. Hmmm...

2) I am just really not pressed/excited about our baby shower next month. Like I appreciate my SIL for planning everything (from the other side of the country) but I don't really care what food we have or what games we play. As long as there's cake lol

3) I confiscated a student's gummy bears yesterday and he forgot to get them back. I've been eating them all day.

ETA #3

PhoebeJune1984 · April 2016

I don't know if it is my lack of sleep that is making me all ragey, but people that sell crap like It Works, Roden & Fields, etc.....need to get their sh*t together. There is a VERY fine line between running your business on your FB account, and letting it completely take over and annoy the f*ck out of all of your friends/family. I don't need monthly emails, asking "have you thought about working from home?" and that type of sh*t. Especially when I get an email from one person asking the EXACT same question as the last person that emailed me, who sells the same sh*t. FB has turned into a giant sales place, and it is annoying as f*ck.....especially when I email back and say that I am not interested, and then a couple of months later, the same person emails me again to bring it up AGAIN. And when the sales person is not active on your personal page, and shows no interest, but then emails you to ask about your pregnancy and then try and slyly put your sales pitch into the paragraph.....its completely obvious. Business things should have to be run on separate business pages...not on personal pages. Instead, the rest of us have to unfollow the sales person completely, or hide them from our newsfeed....which means that we miss out on the things that the sales person is posting, that is actually interesting to the rest of us. Everyone on my FB account knows that my husband and I actually OWN our own sales company, not some multi-level marketing company.......why the f*ck would I want to add another sales job to my life, where I won't even make full profit from the sale. NO THANK YOU!

F*ck you, annoying as hell sales people! I want to throat punch them all.....

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quartz02 · April 2016

I normally minimize/deflect compliments. When I'm pregnant, I eat that sh*t up.

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