WTF Wednesday - April 13

MrsDho11 · April 2016

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt · April 2016

WTF stomach?

I'm starving, but nothing sounds good and eating anything makes me feel so sick.

Knottie1458416769 · April 2016

WTF why is it only Wednesday? Why can't it be Friday already? Or better yet, Friday six months later so I can start my 3mos maternity leave. I'm already so bloated coworker commented that I look 5mos pregnant.

LikeICantEven · April 2016

WTF energy. You've lulled me into a false sense of security with feeling better this weekend. Now I'm back on the couch hugging a pillow and putting Despicable Me on repeat for DS while I try not to hurl and live off Rice Krispy treats.

I can't wait for the 2nd trimester.

TrulyBlessed22 · April 2016

WTF Daycare Cost. We knew it would be expensive with two in daycare but It makes me want to cry. We could own another house with the monthly cost once both are in.

grannysmith912 · April 2016

WTF, nervous system? I've gotten frequently recurring (i.e., every week or two) migraines my entire life, but since my BFP, I didn't have a single one. I thought that my pregnancy might be transitioning me into a blissful period free from migraines, but all of a sudden in the past week I've gotten four—one every other day. The Tylenol + coffee trick at least brings me back to functional, but I seriously miss my legitimate migraine medicine! FX this settles down soon, because it makes all of my other symptoms feel so much worse.

TrulyBlessed22 · April 2016

FX for you @grannysmith912 I get migraines pre-period every single month and they suck. believe it or not I didn't even make the association that it was a PMS thing until I got pregnant with DD and they magically went away until I started menstruating again. Anyway, with this pregnancy I was really looking forward to that break again but have already had a couple of minor ones since my BFP. For me I feel the are weather related though. Any chance that's the deal with you - especially with allergies going around like crazy right now?

GreenEyedUnicorn · April 2016

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt said:

WTF stomach?

I'm starving, but nothing sounds good and eating anything makes me feel so sick.

I was seriously going to write, almost word for word, the same thing.

hellopartyof5 · April 2016

WTF self evaluations. I'm over it. Why can't it just be once a year?!?!

grannysmith912 · April 2016

TrulyBlessed22 said:

FX for you @grannysmith912 I get migraines pre-period every single month and they suck. believe it or not I didn't even make the association that it was a PMS thing until I got pregnant with DD and they magically went away until I started menstruating again. Anyway, with this pregnancy I was really looking forward to that break again but have already had a couple of minor ones since my BFP. For me I feel the are weather related though. Any chance that's the deal with you - especially with allergies going around like crazy right now?

Yes! Mine have actually almost always been most closely linked to the weather—especially when it goes from sunny to rainy over the course of a day; factors like PMS, sleep, and caffeine are just additional aggravating agents. We got a bunch of snow here over the weekend, and it's slowly creeping up to the 60s by the end of the week. It's a lovely change, but I don't doubt it's been the main cause of these headaches. That at least gives me hope that they'll settle down once the spring is here to stay!! I hope you get some relief from yours as well soon!

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt · April 2016

nauticallife said:

WTF self evaluations. I'm over it. Why can't it just be once a year?!?!

Ugh, I hate these. We have to do them at the mid-point and end of every block (they last 9-13 weeks.) Self and group evals. So annoying.

kmmnocal · April 2016

WTF, phone? You launched yourself into the toilet last night. It was NOT my fault, even though I put you in my back pocket five minutes earlier and than totally forgot

TinyAlligator · April 2016

Wtf fatigue. I hate having zero motivation or energy to get shit done.

TinyAlligator · April 2016

I have another wtf to the crazies who must have all the Lularoe and Tulas. No you do not need 50 baby carriers or 50 pairs of leggings and you probably shouldn't be hiding your spending from your spouse. But I'm no expert on marraige, hiding your purchases could be perfectly healthy and normal behavior.

LikeICantEven · April 2016

I have another one and it's entertaining so I will not kick myself for being overly negative.

WTF MIL. You know how far I am, you know when we will find out the sex, you know you can't tell people yet, STAHP EFFING ASKING ME. You are a CHILD. I am so sick of her passive shit. "when can I tell people about ourrrrrr baaaaybee?!" "do you know if it's a girl yet?" "Oh POO. Wah." - no joke, she texted this when I told her, "WE will inform people well into the 2nd trimester, so after that you can tell whoever."

Because it's so cute and endearing when a grown ass woman pouts. Especially to another woman, we love that, it's adorable. That's not revolting at all. /s

Ally0221 · April 2016

Wtf fatigue. I'm not getting shit done and I feel like such a useless blob. Plus, I've spent zero time wth my DS lately, and I feel so bad! He even said he misses me. Mom of the year over here

KilgraveMadeMeDoIt · April 2016

Also, WTF Body?

I've lost a total of 13lbs (I gained 5lbs of fluid right after I found out but lost that quickly and I'm 8lbs below prepregnancy weight right now.) Not dangerous, particularly since I'm starting big - PCOS and a lifetime of lots of steroids will do that to you - but I am really annoyed that the only time I seem to be able to lose weight is when I'm not supposed to!

hellopartyof5 · April 2016

WTF new bump. I feel like I'm in 1984 or Pan Am or something.

m6agua · April 2016

I was browsing in the glow pregnancy app. WTF to this.

Little+Tiny · April 2016

WTF to bump admins who gave me a warning because I said "vulgar words". I thought we were all adults here?

therealvday · April 2016

WTF body hair, why are you growing at the speed of sound?

grannysmith912 · April 2016

@m6agua Haaa, that's amazing! Good luck to all the kiddos of such *interesting* mothers.

remaroni · April 2016

@m6agua Best.

GreenEyedUnicorn · April 2016

m6agua said:

I was browsing in the glow pregnancy app. WTF to this.

Shit like this is why I deleted the app. Every time I went on, I saw something that made me stabby. That app, and everyone on it, sucks.

Thewizardofrhythm · April 2016

I'm so confused. Is that real? Haha! Amazing

shevaCC · April 2016

@m6agua, wow. I'm glad I'm not missing anything.

WTF - TB -- stop asking me to download your app! Obviously if I'm browsing the mobile website day in and day out I dno't want or need your app.

aquasocks · April 2016

Wtf to one of the local Facebook mommy groups I'm in. Every other post is "No judgement please but....I'm anti-vaxx / my whole family hates me, why? / my child is really special and... / please ID this rash (with pic!) / I need a free attorney ASAP" and so forth. I bet they all probably belong to babycenter. I joined to ask about dance schools. I stayed for the train wreck of craziness.

TinyAlligator · April 2016

Wtf dd. Your refusal to nap is unacceptable. Same goes to the 5am wake ups.

whaat · April 2016

nauticallife said:

WTF self evaluations. I'm over it. Why can't it just be once a year?!?!

Oh god you just reminded me. I've been putting it off.

And @shevaCC the new app is way better, except for when it tells you your baby is still a strawberry when everyone knows it turned into a gd lime this morning.

shamrocandroll · April 2016

I'm putting in another vote for "WTF stomach!?" My nausea was finally calming down, and yesterday I felt good enough to eat all of my dinner for the first time in a long time. I felt great for about an hour, then my stomach started groaning, and it all came back up. This was probably the worst instance of being sick because for most of them, I only had small amounts of food in there. This time it was 2 slices of margarita pizza, which isn't very pleasant in the opposite direction. I think it'll be a while before I can have that again.

grannysmith912 · April 2016

shamrocandroll said:

I'm putting in another vote for "WTF stomach!?" My nausea was finally calming down, and yesterday I felt good enough to eat all of my dinner for the first time in a long time. I felt great for about an hour, then my stomach started groaning, and it all came back up. This was probably the worst instance of being sick because for most of them, I only had small amounts of food in there. This time it was 2 slices of margarita pizza, which isn't very pleasant in the opposite direction. I think it'll be a while before I can have that again.

This happened to me a couple weeks ago with a giant plate of spaghetti. Apparently I slurped the noodles instead of chewing them, and they all came up whole. It was horrific, to say the least, and I definitely won't be eating spaghetti again anytime soon. Hope you get to feeling better soon!!

GirPipley · April 2016

WTF thebump app- I can't tag anyone and it's making me stabby!

WTF to that Glow post- W.T.F. Seriously...worms?

Also, one of my best friends is on glow and she goes on and on about how much she loves it- bitch is about the most catty and straight talking girl in the world, I keep trying to tell her to come to the dark side, but she stays glowing. Sadz.

And WTF self- I am so thirsty that I can't eat. I just keep chugging water and my stomach is so full that I feel like I can't fit food in it, but I'm hungry. This is such a strange conundrum.

reverse of WTF (F yes?) hubs just texted that he's leaving work early and that he is stopping for McDonald's ice cream. Score.

Edit: app ate my words

AmandaR417 · April 2016

I'm joining the WTF stomach club here. After a week or so of feeling awesome, my m/S is back with an awful, vomitty vengeance.

shamrocandroll · April 2016

@grannysmith912 Ughhhhh! The worst!!! I actually already have a strange (non vomit associated) aversion to spaghetti and meatballs these days, which is odd weird because it's normally one of my favorite meals! The past few times I've tried it, I end up taking 2 bites and then just eating my roll because I don't want the spaghetti. Sad times.

DunkinDecaf · April 2016

An adorable WTF from my daughter. Why won't juice come out of the bottom of her sippy cup?!! I keep turning it over for her and she keeps turning it back, failing to get juice, and tantrum-ing.

shamrocandroll · April 2016

grannysmith912 said:

WTF, nervous system? I've gotten frequently recurring (i.e., every week or two) migraines my entire life, but since my BFP, I didn't have a single one. I thought that my pregnancy might be transitioning me into a blissful period free from migraines, but all of a sudden in the past week I've gotten four—one every other day. The Tylenol + coffee trick at least brings me back to functional, but I seriously miss my legitimate migraine medicine! FX this settles down soon, because it makes all of my other symptoms feel so much worse.

@grannysmith912 A friend of mine has really bad migraines during pregnancy, and she says Excedrin Tension Headache works ell for her. I'm pretty sure it's just acetaminophen + caffeine, but maybe worth a shot???

TinyAlligator · April 2016

I'm still over here wtf'ing over worms in someone's pee...

shamrocandroll · April 2016

HomeyDontPlayThat said:

I have another one and it's entertaining so I will not kick myself for being overly negative.

WTF MIL. You know how far I am, you know when we will find out the sex, you know you can't tell people yet, STAHP EFFING ASKING ME. You are a CHILD. I am so sick of her passive shit. "when can I tell people about ourrrrrr baaaaybee?!" "do you know if it's a girl yet?" "Oh POO. Wah." - no joke, she texted this when I told her, "WE will inform people well into the 2nd trimester, so after that you can tell whoever."

Because it's so cute and endearing when a grown ass woman pouts. Especially to another woman, we love that, it's adorable. That's not revolting at all. /s

@HomeyDontPlayThat This is why I am soooooooooo NOT excited about telling my MIL. It's also one of the reasons we've waited so long to tell our families! My MIL is a whiny, bipolar lunatic and I'm pretty sure her head is going to explode when we tell her, and I'm questioning her ability to keep her flapper shut.

muybueno · April 2016

WTF pollen. Is anyone else's city covered in a thin layer of yellow dust? It's on every conceivable outdoor surface and I can barely breathe.

grannysmith912 · April 2016

shamrocandroll said:

grannysmith912 said:

WTF, nervous system? I've gotten frequently recurring (i.e., every week or two) migraines my entire life, but since my BFP, I didn't have a single one. I thought that my pregnancy might be transitioning me into a blissful period free from migraines, but all of a sudden in the past week I've gotten four—one every other day. The Tylenol + coffee trick at least brings me back to functional, but I seriously miss my legitimate migraine medicine! FX this settles down soon, because it makes all of my other symptoms feel so much worse.

@grannysmith912 A friend of mine has really bad migraines during pregnancy, and she says Excedrin Tension Headache works ell for her. I'm pretty sure it's just acetaminophen + caffeine, but maybe worth a shot???

Good to know! I've taken Excedrin Migraine at times, and my OB vetoed it, but it's possible that the Tension Headache variety uses different, acceptable medicines. It's definitely worth looking into; the Tylenol just really isn't doing the job!

Best wishes announcing to your MIL. It blows my mind and breaks my heart when people steal other people's joy and make it into their own misery!

MissAmeliaPond · April 2016

That red worms in pee post makes my skin crawl. *shudders*

WTF body. 3 infections in 4 weeks!! First the BV (brought on by super fun pg hormones), now yeast (in the vajay AND my MOUTH) caused by taking antibiotics for the BV. Diflucan etc., are all category C and/or have a high risk of being teratogenic if ingested... I don't know how I'm going to survive the next 32 weeks...

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