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Throat Punch Thursday 3/24

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  • briterfly84briterfly84 member
    I'd like to send this throat punch out to mother nature.  I have never had issues with pollen before, but this year...FML.  
    Also, a throat punch to the the week not moving along quicker.  Thursday needs to be gone and Friday needs to be ending.  
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  • Goldsgirl9Goldsgirl9 member
    TP to my neighbors great dane that attacked my dog and almost ripped half of his face off. Now we have to pay to put up a new fence, rip out the Areka's and add new hedges to ensure the safety of my pets. 35 weeks and trying to help my 100lb dog while not getting bit or hurt was more than I could handle yesterday. Not a fun day. Thankfully our pup is pretty much okay but waiting on call from vet to confirm how bad the bites were.  
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  • imrachelleaimrachellea member
    TP to my students who STILL do not know how to properly type a web address on the internet. They always...ALWAYS...type the address (and almost always type it incorrectly) into the search engine and NOT the actual web browser. Despite a million times of showing them the right way and how to "internet" properly. Aren't these kids supposed to be the technology generation? :rage: 
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  • Monicagail1Monicagail1 member
    TP to my kindergartner who takes an hour+ in the morning to get up and get dressed.  Most mornings devolve into yelling and crying, despite the fact that I've almost completely stopped caring what she wears as long as her body is covered in semi-weather appropriate clothing and shoes. 
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  • Cwyatt2571Cwyatt2571 member
    My TP goes to my body..  morning sickness. . Out of nowhere all week. Are you freaking kidding me! As if I'm not already over being pregnant. And seeing all the new baby's born are making me even more antsy. 
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  • wildtotwildtot member
    TP to my body...I am on bedrest why the hell do you ache like I just ran a marathon! My legs are killing me and can't sleep. Hips, back, legs, ankles, cramps, contractions...hate being pregnant and looking forward to LO arriving within 3 wks. So over this!!
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  • mrstraxmrstrax member
    imrachellea said:
    TP to my students who STILL do not know how to properly type a web address on the internet. They always...ALWAYS...type the address (and almost always type it incorrectly) into the search engine and NOT the actual web browser. Despite a million times of showing them the right way and how to "internet" properly. Aren't these kids supposed to be the technology generation? :rage: 
    Do you not use chrome? That may be the problem if they're used to it. 
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  • Jules08Jules08 member
    briterfly84 said:
    I'd like to send this throat punch out to mother nature.  
    Yes this.  It was 71 a few days ago, now it's snowing, sleeting, icing, and raining.  Make up your damn mind!  Oh wait, it's WI ... just wait 5 minutes and the weather will change.
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  • mrstraxmrstrax member
    edited March 2016
    TP to my expectations. DD was born the equivalent of today (38w5) and I was SO disappointed to wake up not in labor today. I keep telling myself that she probably came early because of her growth stuff, but it's not helping me actually be okay potentially waiting another 2.5-3 weeks for this baby to be born. 
    I just want to snuggle in bed and cry today (dreary weather isn't helping) but I have a toddler... Sigh. 
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  • imrachelleaimrachellea member
    @mrstrax We use Chrome. The students have the option of using IE if they want (since it's still available on the computers) but the main browser for our district is Chrome.
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  • MissingchampagneMissingchampagne member
    TP to people who cry over everything. Not bitch, but literally turn on the waterworks.
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  • Ready4thePartyReady4theParty member
    TP to my MIL.  I am sorry we are not moving fast enough for you today.  Heaven forbid we let DD sleep in as we dig out from th 8+ inches we got.  ALSO DH's truck is being repaired so we are down to one vehicle which is a small car and as it is mine, I know it won't do more than a few inches of snow.

    Ps Stop asking if DH is using again because he's so short with you.  Did you think it might have something to do with you asking a million questions about the house and then offering to pay off our tenants so they just go away?  Not to mention asking him when DD2 will be here or if he's going to start working on his business again?  Mind your own damn business. 
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  • Ready4thePartyReady4theParty member

    Jules08 said:
    briterfly84 said:
    I'd like to send this throat punch out to mother nature.  
    Yes this.  It was 71 a few days ago, now it's snowing, sleeting, icing, and raining.  Make up your damn mind!  Oh wait, it's WI ... just wait 5 minutes and the weather will change.
    Agreed.  We got 8+ out of the deal in MN.  I am done.  Travel is currently not advised in my part of the state but I give it until this afternoon when temps will be in the high 30s and the roads wide open.
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  • yodiggityyodiggity member
    Ellenlbishop said:
    TP to relatives sending Any News? Texts.  I'm 2 weeks away from my due date.  Stop asking.  You'll know when we know.  Most annoying part of final push in pregnancy IMO
    right? as if you're not going to get an update *mom*! back off!
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  • Ready4thePartyReady4theParty member
    yodiggity said:
    Ellenlbishop said:
    TP to relatives sending Any News? Texts.  I'm 2 weeks away from my due date.  Stop asking.  You'll know when we know.  Most annoying part of final push in pregnancy IMO
    right? as if you're not going to get an update *mom*! back off!
    Ugh seriously the worst part is when you go over and people start with the hourly texts.  SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT OK?
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  • AmadorRoseAmadorRose member
    Goldsgirl9 said:
    TP to my neighbors great dane that attacked my dog and almost ripped half of his face off. Now we have to pay to put up a new fence, rip out the Areka's and add new hedges to ensure the safety of my pets. 35 weeks and trying to help my 100lb dog while not getting bit or hurt was more than I could handle yesterday. Not a fun day. Thankfully our pup is pretty much okay but waiting on call from vet to confirm how bad the bites were.  
    I hope the owners of the instigating dog are paying for the fence repair and vet bills. A dog as big as a Dane, who could do damage to a dog as big as yours, needs to be trained or it could kill someone - not at all ok. I hate irresponsible dog owners. 
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  • Goldsgirl9Goldsgirl9 member
    Yea, my husband went over to discuss options and they are going to work on the fencing together but no official monetary amount has been decided. Unfortunately, I know my husband and myself and we will do whatever needs to be done in order to protect ours. Sadly, our cameras were out due to a power surge so we dont know how it started. Of course the cameras are working today. Two male dogs over 100lbs each could go either way however, ours is extremely submissive. I have a very hard time believing he instigated the attack.  
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  • redseligredselig member
    edited March 2016
    TP to the last trimester of pregnancy. 1st and 2nd trimester left me relatively unscathed but the third trimester has taken away everything I enjoy: mobility (bedrest, broken body), intimacy (pelvic rest), and FOOD (nausea, indigestion and constipation). I think this will be the first and last baby for me. :anguished: 
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  • Cwyatt2571Cwyatt2571 member
    Sending another one. TP to my MIL. Apparently she informed my SIL that she'd rather be in the waiting room with my two daughters instead of standing next to her son supporting him while her only grandson is born. Those who didn't see my previous post a few weeks ago. She can't stand that I didn't take a natural birthing class. Hounded me until my SO finally told her it wasn't going to happen. She has barely spoken to either of us since. Personally id rather have my SIL in the room but I really feel bothered by the entire situation.  My SO says he really doesn't care as long as his sister is at least there for him. He's good at hiding his feelings though. All in all, she's a nut and I'm pissed! 
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  • Goldsgirl9Goldsgirl9 member
    Ready4theParty said:
    Goldsgirl9 said:
    Yea, my husband went over to discuss options and they are going to work on the fencing together but no official monetary amount has been decided. Unfortunately, I know my husband and myself and we will do whatever needs to be done in order to protect ours. Sadly, our cameras were out due to a power surge so we dont know how it started. Of course the cameras are working today. Two male dogs over 100lbs each could go either way however, ours is extremely submissive. I have a very hard time believing he instigated the attack.  
    You may also want to get something in writing to "protect both parties".  Our pit bull is very submissive but has proven a couple of times that she is very protective of her humans, especially when I am pregnant or when DD is around unfamiliar people.  I know that's is not the situation here, but after my lovely legal issues unrelated to dogs anything in writing is a beautiful thing.
    Excellent advice actually! I'm going to mention this to DH and see how he feels about it. 
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  • EllenlbishopEllenlbishop member
    Ready4theParty said:
    yodiggity said:
    Ellenlbishop said:
    TP to relatives sending Any News? Texts.  I'm 2 weeks away from my due date.  Stop asking.  You'll know when we know.  Most annoying part of final push in pregnancy IMO
    right? as if you're not going to get an update *mom*! back off!
    Ugh seriously the worst part is when you go over and people start with the hourly texts.  SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT OK?
    Not looking forward to those or random Facebook stalkers. I'm pretty sure I'M the person most anxiously awaiting this LO. 

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  • spicedicespicedice member
    TP to being sent home when I'm in noticeable pain. The doctor told me that if I had been 37+ weeks, they were have just given me pit or tried something to help me dilate. Instead they're just going to allow the stall in labor and send me home. He said he'll probably see me again tomorrow from labor kicking back in. I know that they have rules, regulations, policies... But come on. This seems silly. You know I'm in labor. I've been having contractions since at least 4 PM yesterday. I've even dilated from a 1 to a 2 while in the hospital over a 12 hour period of time. Without anything to induce labor. 

    I'm just really tired of hurting. I want this done. I want to hold my baby. I want all of the pain to be gone so I can carry on with my life.

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  • AEG84AEG84 member
    TP to the puppy / myself. I left my one and only ring sling (thankfully not an expensive one) on the dryer last week because it needed to be washed. She was able to reach it (I thought she was too short...apparently I was wrong). I checked it last week and thought it was ok, just dirty, and moved it to a much higher shelf. Went to wash it this morning and found a good nickel-size hole right where baby's butt would go, which means it's unusable. >.<
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  • linzoirvlinzoirv member
    fbanke42 said:
    TP to all of this indecision. I just want to know if I'm having a baby or not!
    This!!!!
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  • ashdawn24ashdawn24 member
    TP to all Healthcare professionals who go AWOL on the day before a long weekend and seem to think our needs are just suspended because there's a holiday coming. Needed to see the Dr for my daughter this morning, or at least talk to her... gone. Midwives? Won't return call. I'm sick of this!
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  • AmadorRoseAmadorRose member
    AEG84 said:
    TP to the puppy / myself. I left my one and only ring sling (thankfully not an expensive one) on the dryer last week because it needed to be washed. She was able to reach it (I thought she was too short...apparently I was wrong). I checked it last week and thought it was ok, just dirty, and moved it to a much higher shelf. Went to wash it this morning and found a good nickel-size hole right where baby's butt would go, which means it's unusable. >.<
    Ooh that sucks. My dog has been acting crazy the last couple of weeks and it's such a pain!
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  • adifrogadifrog member
    TP to my hormones.  Pregnancy has really evened me out--I can think of maybe twice this whole time that I've gotten weepy.  I've cried twice today.  It's like it's all hitting at the end.  Thought about how I can't wait to hold her in my arms?  Started crying.  Got upsetting news from the doctor?  Crying.  Ugh.
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  • helleebelleehelleebellee member
    TP goes to pregnancy brain.  I can't remember if I took my Zantac this morning.  If I did, I still have a few hours before I can take it again, but I want it, so I'm downing tums to make it to when I could take it again if I did take it in the first place.  
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  • kimey1kimey1 member
    imrachellea said:
    @redselig I just have to laugh at how "food" was in all caps and "intimacy" was not  :D
    But it's true. FOOD is often better than sex. :smiley: 
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  • nikkinbonnienikkinbonnie member
    TP to my job. I'm not coming back after maternity leave (90% sure) and I feel Amish as excited about that as about having this baby. I wish she would be born now so I can just be done with that place. And it could be 3-4 more weeks?! Grrr
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  • wildtotwildtot member
    TP goes to DH he keeps saying that LO will arrive today/tomorrow but so far my contractions have been better. He thinks I'm sucking it up. He can't seem to understand that if I feel better we are not going in. If I deliver next week with another doc oh well but I don't need this pressure from him. I get he wants to meet LO already and so do I...I'm the one dealing with the pain but don't rush it! I don't want to go and get charged 200+ to be sent home. I'm barely 35+5 today. Doc wants to try to make it to 37 wks at least.
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