Thanks @MRSCORKER I could use the positive reinforcement today! The blump is the worst. But my "blump" is not going down lol. Ugh. I can't wait to tell people so at least I can enjoy my maternity pants in peace!
I lol'd at this. I just bought maternity jeans but haven't worn them yet. I plan to on casual Friday this week and I can't wait!
Me: 32 & DH: 37
Married: November 2014
TTC #1 Since: October 2015
BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16 IT'S A BOY!!!! DS Born 10/16/16
@Victoria2903I am totally with you. I legit considered sneaking out at lunch to nap in my car. I need to go take a walk to wake up before I drive home!
my WTF is regarding maternity pants. I had my checkup with my OB on the 14th so I was 11 weeks. She asked me to unbutton my pants to hear the heartbeat and I said "oh i already switched" she looked at me with a disgusted look and said ALREADY?!
@mizzkbrat Well that's rude. I picked up a pair around 8 weeks and didn't think twice about it. I don't wear them every day, but on days when the blump is too much, on they go.
WTF DH? When I say, "Don't touch my tummy or I'll barf." Do. Not. Touch. My. Tummy. And don't act surprised when, after touching my tummy, I run to the bathroom and barf. Dumbass.
Ugh @MRSCORKER - I would have given your MIL a piece of my mind! What is wrong with people?
So today, I go to the bathroom at work and run into the cleaning lady who is very nice and I always chat with. We meet at the door as I am walking in and she immediately says "Oh you're pregnant too! There is another girl upstairs that is pregnant yada yada..." Now, if I didn't already feel awful about having a noticeable belly at 8 weeks because it is my second, I definitely have a complex now. She said it without even pausing! And I was wearing a flowy shirt - I really thought I looked good today! WTF...
Oh I'm with you today, WTF coworker! I can't keep a secret on the best of days so when I found out I was pregnant I told everyone that I possibly could. Today as I was walking up the stairs and one coworker was on the other side of the glass doors, he kept looking at my stomach like "wow she's popped!" And I'm all -.- I was fat before remember!!! But my tummy is starting to get that hard look to it instead of squishy like before. Bring on the comfie pants!!
Wtf to the nurse at my doctors office! She left me a voicemail saying that she had the results of a recent test. She sounded so doom and gloom and she stressed that I needed to call back ASAP. I thought I got all my test results back. The only one I hadn't was the Down syndrome one. I started panicking. I called back but she was with a patient. After an hour of stressing out, she calls back to tell me I have a YEAST INFECTION! Wtf! That is not dire! It can't even be that bad if I couldn't tell! Why did you sound like I was dying?!
WTF to catcallers. I was walking to the post office today, when a guy in a car shouted at me and told me to smile. Then, on my way back from the post office, some creepy dude told me "you smell nice baby, looking good." STFU creepy men, before I bust out my pepper spray.
So much "AMEN" to things mentioned in this post.. WTF to the horrible Zofran constipation, WTF to looking 18 weeks pregnant at 10 weeks (and I'm NOT exaggerating) and WTF to having the urge to barf if DH wants to be sweet and touch me. ha!!
Wtf to my tailbone for starting to throb after walking 1/2 of walmart. Pretty sure I'm now waddling.
Wtf to my Dr office who told me a week ago they would schedule my NT scan and I have called 3 times for them to finally call me back today, they're overbooked but it's ok we have until 13 weeks. Call back April 1.. very annoying!
I'm with all of you ladies, ten weeks and I feel like a blimp already!!! Everyday I ask my FI, do I look fat or pregnant in this?! And he always say honey you look beautiful but you look pregnant not fat!
WTF DH? When I say, "Don't touch my tummy or I'll barf." Do. Not. Touch. My. Tummy. And don't act surprised when, after touching my tummy, I run to the bathroom and barf. Dumbass.
This is great because my non-pregnant self would be like "girl, what? you cray..." But my pregnant self is like "oh girl, I get it. I totally get it! I'd barf too!"
WTF Oklahoma weather... my pregnant self is having a difficult time adjusting to 80° then back to 50° then to 70° back to 50° on and on. Give me some damn consisitency! I can only comfortably fit into certain items, do I pull out my spring clothes or not??
@lilbabybrown ugh hope you feel better! My allergies have been terrible today, sneezing like crazy. This morning I sneezed and it felt like my uterus was being squeezed. I yelled out a big "owwww" and DH couldn't figure out what happened ha
@nataliemaephotography I agree so much! My order of maternity clothes came in today, and the jeans have nice regular pockets, but the black pants don't! I even checked before I ordered them and they tricked me by having seam lines that imitate pockets. I mean, wtf!
WTF to the first time in weeks I'm actually able to stand cooking supper and two of the four people in the house, all adults, don't appreciate it. WTF people.
WTF to my hormonal over the top reactions to everything. We are going to announce Sunday, and this week, no less than 8 people have asked me if I'm pregnant. I just wanted to make it to Easter Sunday and be able to announce it and SURPRISE people!!! But now they're taking away my thunder and it makes me wanna cry! LOL. I'm being SUCH a pregnant baby.
@MRSCORKERMaternity pants are awesome. Enjoy them Friday and everyday after!
Screw that nurse @mizzkbrat That is awful! I am 8+4 and literally can't button my pants. I've been getting by with skirts at work but maternity pants are seeming like they are getting pulled out in a day or two!
@LauraPCOS oh I hear you. All I can say is for whatever reason people feel like they can say whatever they want to pregnant women and it is infuriating! At no other point in my life have people commented more on my body. I don't care what you think of my belly, thank you!
@samkins I have the tailbone pain too! I can barely walk a few blocks without feeling like an old lady lol
Me (35) & DH (35)
Married: August 2009 DD #1 born 6/12/14 DD #2 born 10/31/16
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Me: 32 & DH: 37
BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
IT'S A BOY!!!!
DS Born 10/16/16
ETA: WTF teething? My 15 month old has been pure evil as two molars are coming in. Her tantrums are no joke.
Hey...this blump is bad...stfu.
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BFP #4 1/2016, DD born 10/2016
Wtf to my Dr office who told me a week ago they would schedule my NT scan and I have called 3 times for them to finally call me back today, they're overbooked but it's ok we have until 13 weeks. Call back April 1.. very annoying!
Oh @MRSCORKER - I would lose my mind over that one! What a biaaatch!!!!
My WTF is to my cold/cough that is running on 3 1/2 weeks now. Seriously?? Every time I sneeze I practically wet my pants!
Screw that nurse @mizzkbrat That is awful! I am 8+4 and literally can't button my pants. I've been getting by with skirts at work but maternity pants are seeming like they are getting pulled out in a day or two!
@LauraPCOS oh I hear you. All I can say is for whatever reason people feel like they can say whatever they want to pregnant women and it is infuriating! At no other point in my life have people commented more on my body. I don't care what you think of my belly, thank you!
@samkins I have the tailbone pain too! I can barely walk a few blocks without feeling like an old lady lol
DD #1 born 6/12/14
DD #2 born 10/31/16
TTC only since Dec 2015. I had some weight to get off. Been working hard in the gym for over a year.
BFP 02-15-16 with our first
IT'S A BOY!!!