I detest perky people in the mornings, if we were all meant to be perky at the butt crack of dawn there wouldn't be a need for coffee..seriously people just shut up and leave me alone for the rest of the day.
I hate playing games: card games, board games, Settlers of Catan, even Cards Against Humanity. Usually if we're hanging out with friends, and someone pulls out a game I'll suck it up, paste a smile on, and play to spend time with the group. However, on more than one occasion (depending on the group!), I've made an excuse to leave to avoid the stupid game. #sorrynotsorry
I heavily side eye people who say they had a great labor (or anything else) due to the power of positive thinking. In fact, I really dislike any suggestion that positive thinking is more powerful than practice, preparation, science, and validated medicine. Can it improve how you approach/cope with a situation? Suuuuure. Can it change an outcome to be favorable that otherwise wouldn't have been? Not IMO.
I judge people who are too lazy to return their shopping cart to the cart return thingy. It's like a 10 second task. Wtf man?
Oh this is one of my top 5 pet peeves. I DETEST people who don't return their cart. I think this is an important enough issue to bring up on a first date. I don't want to be with a non-cart returner!!!
I am not into coworkers and colleagues who just talk out of their asses.
Your shit comes out of there and now your fart words are getting all over my face.
Plus, they usually have no idea what they are talking about and if you're not an expert entering this conversation, you need to step aside: I have real work to do and I can't explain how this regulation has historically been applied while you talk out of your ass about some exception. Plus your voice smells.
I hate those women who are super crunchy and granola and tell me all their wise wisdom on how to live peacefully by eating some Tahitian sea pepper for better zen throughout my body
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I judge people who are too lazy to return their shopping cart to the cart return thingy. It's like a 10 second task. Wtf man?
Yes. How hard is it? I don't care if you have kids with you, load them in the car then walk 10 feet.
I hate overshareers on Facebook. I'm sure some of it is because I choose to not share much about my daughter on Facebook (just for her own privacy when she is older)--but I really don't need to see 500 pictures of your kids from today. Nor do I need to see EVERY.SINGLE.PICTURE you took on your vacation--pick a few of your favorites and post those, but I don't need to see 20 pictures of the same thing that you took while trying to get the "perfect" shot.
I heavily side eye people who say they had a great labor (or anything else) due to the power of positive thinking. In fact, I really dislike any suggestion that positive thinking is more powerful than practice, preparation, science, and validated medicine. Can it improve how you approach/cope with a situation? Suuuuure. Can it change an outcome to be favorable that otherwise wouldn't have been? Not IMO.
I had a great labor but I definitely wasn't positive thinking. I was induced and all I could think of "oh perfect now I have a way increased risk of c-section, shit". I just lucked out and had a great group of doctors.
My FFFC- I let my dogs kiss me on the lips. So super disgusting, I know
I have another. I love my dog, but I'll never let her lick me, especially not on or near my face. Don't care how much of a sign of affection it is or whatever--NOPE.
Maybe your dog isn't as gross as mine, but I've seen mine eat poo more than once, and that dirty poo-riddled dog mouth ain't gettin' anywhere near me.
My FFFC- I let my dogs kiss me on the lips. So super disgusting, I know
I have another. I love my dog, but I'll never let her lick me, especially not on or near my face. Don't care how much of a sign of affection it is or whatever--NOPE.
Maybe your dog isn't as gross as mine, but I've seen mine eat poo more than once, and that dirty poo-riddled dog mouth ain't gettin' anywhere near me.
It's bad! My husband hates it. And I really need to stop this behavior before the baby comes so that I don't go and kiss the baby afterwards.
My FFFC- I let my dogs kiss me on the lips. So super disgusting, I know
I have another. I love my dog, but I'll never let her lick me, especially not on or near my face. Don't care how much of a sign of affection it is or whatever--NOPE.
Maybe your dog isn't as gross as mine, but I've seen mine eat poo more than once, and that dirty poo-riddled dog mouth ain't gettin' anywhere near me.
It's bad! My husband hates it. And I really need to stop this behavior before the baby comes so that I don't go and kiss the baby afterwards.
Haha, oh no! Um...you're just helping baby's immune system?
Not sure if this qualifies for FFFC, but while in the second hour of my glucose test overheard two men in suits complaining about the wait. There's only 4 people waiting and 3 techs working. You think the 7 minutes you're waiting is long. Try sitting in this office for over 3 hours!! I hate when people complain just to complain!
I have curly hair, so I always side eye curly women who straighten just their bangs. Pick ONE texture for you hair people.
Jesus Christ. Welp. I didn't have a FFFC but now I do. I totally used to do this. I think I was like 18/19. I wanted bangs soooo bad but I hated flat ironing my hair. I LEARNED, THOUGH. Here's a photo for good measure.
I totally let our dogs lick my face. One of our dogs always has her tongue a little out and most the time she looks like she is licking the air so as soon as she comes in contact with skin and can lick she is so happy. I don't like getting licked right on the mouth or in the ear though. Sometimes licking us in a frenzy is how they wake us up in the morning.
I totally let our dogs lick my face. One of our dogs always has her tongue a little out and most the time she looks like she is licking the air so as soon as she comes in contact with skin and can lick she is so happy. I don't like getting licked right on the mouth or in the ear though. Sometimes licking us in a frenzy is how they wake us up in the morning.
2. I got trapped in the bathroom this morning. A group of haggling geese came in while I was hanging out bumping and after a minute it became clear they weren't leaving and it had been too long for me to respectfully leave the stall. I hadn't even pooped, I was just doing the tiny pee wait tiny pee wait tiny pee dance. This went on for over ten minutes until they finally left.
3. I love raw potatoes. I freaked out my in laws by grabbing a few pieces (peeled, washed, quartered), before they could through them in the pot. The looks on their faces were so horrified and I didn't understand what was wrong, I was like but I always eat them raw?? They're now certain I'm a heathen who was starved as a child (mostly true). So after the recent posts, I want to make potatoes just to eat some raw.
I hate playing games: card games, board games, Settlers of Catan, even Cards Against Humanity. Usually if we're hanging out with friends, and someone pulls out a game I'll suck it up, paste a smile on, and play to spend time with the group. However, on more than one occasion (depending on the group!), I've made an excuse to leave to avoid the stupid game. #sorrynotsorry
OMG!!!! This is me! Can we hang out and not play games???
Even though it is 8:54 am I am still in my bedroom being quiet so my kids keep sleeping. This is shameful because the house is a complete wreck and we have 80 million things to do today...
I hate playing games: card games, board games, Settlers of Catan, even Cards Against Humanity. Usually if we're hanging out with friends, and someone pulls out a game I'll suck it up, paste a smile on, and play to spend time with the group. However, on more than one occasion (depending on the group!), I've made an excuse to leave to avoid the stupid game. #sorrynotsorry
OMG!!!! This is me! Can we hang out and not play games???
I heavily side eye people who say they had a great labor (or anything else) due to the power of positive thinking. In fact, I really dislike any suggestion that positive thinking is more powerful than practice, preparation, science, and validated medicine. Can it improve how you approach/cope with a situation? Suuuuure. Can it change an outcome to be favorable that otherwise wouldn't have been? Not IMO.
Sort of similar: I got into an argument with my cousin, who is A Chiropractor, (aka better than everyone, just ask her) because she claimed going to see her would make my labor three hours or less. Like, really? You claim you can shorten something can't be predicted? Golly gee, you're right. I totes should have paid you tons to avoid my 30hrs and emergency CS.
June 2016 April Siggy Challenge: Reasons my kid is crying
Sort of similar: I got into an argument with my cousin, who is A Chiropractor, (aka better than everyone, just ask her) because she claimed going to see her would make my labor three hours or less. Like, really? You claim you can shorten something can't be predicted? Golly gee, you're right. I totes should have paid you tons to avoid my 30hrs and emergency CS.
Very old, throw-back pet peeve: Guys on JDate who would claim to be a doctor and turn out to be a chiropractor.
Not a doctor dude. Also, you are 5'5, not 5'10 like your profile states...
I'm currently thumping out to Nelly. The neighbors hate me and my music choices.
Also, as I gain weight all of the old stretch marks that I had when I was previously heavier are being filled back in and my skin actually looks better right now then it did after I lost 50 pounds. Sooooo feeling pretty hot in herrr as I dance around the house nude. I need a bandaid for my cheek though.
ETA pic for context. And yes Nelly. I DO have milk
Sort of similar: I got into an argument with my cousin, who is A Chiropractor, (aka better than everyone, just ask her) because she claimed going to see her would make my labor three hours or less. Like, really? You claim you can shorten something can't be predicted? Golly gee, you're right. I totes should have paid you tons to avoid my 30hrs and emergency CS.
Very old, throw-back pet peeve: Guys on JDate who would claim to be a doctor and turn out to be a chiropractor.
Not a doctor dude. Also, you are 5'5, not 5'10 like your profile states...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha. I have chiro-friend that I SO want to show this to. You're not a doctor if you're name is Dr. <insert first name, not last name> - like all chiros I know.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha. I have chiro-friend that I SO want to show this to. You're not a doctor if you're name is Dr. <insert first name, not last name> - like all chiros I know.
COMPLETELY STUCK IN THIS BOX WITH YOUR OLD WORDS please do show this to your friend. We need to stop this idiocy.
My FFFC- I let my dogs kiss me on the lips. So super disgusting, I know
Same! I love my doggy's kisses, but only because her breath doesn't stink and I know she doesn't eat poo or drink out of the toilet. I would not let another dog kiss me on the lips though. It's only ok if it's my dog, you know?
Me - 33, DH - 33 Married - May 2014 DH - Low Count/Motility/Morph - Varicocele vein x 2 - surgery (8/11) - success! BFP - 10/10/15, EDD - 6/20/16 - It's a BOY! Baby #1 - 6/29/16 - Lucas Christopher, 10 lbs 3 oz, 22.25 inches Baby #2 - TTC May 2017 BFP - 9/10/17, EDD - 5/26/18 - It's a GIRL! - RCS May 22nd
Re: FFFC
Pick ONE texture for you hair people.
BFP #1 June 2011 m/c@6wks
BFP #2 December 2011, EDD 8/21/12, born 7/21/12 at 35w4d
BFP #3 October 6, 2015. WHAT???
Oh this is one of my top 5 pet peeves. I DETEST people who don't return their cart. I think this is an important enough issue to bring up on a first date. I don't want to be with a non-cart returner!!!
Your shit comes out of there and now your fart words are getting all over my face.
Plus, they usually have no idea what they are talking about and if you're not an expert entering this conversation, you need to step aside: I have real work to do and I can't explain how this regulation has historically been applied while you talk out of your ass about some exception. Plus your voice smells.
I hate overshareers on Facebook. I'm sure some of it is because I choose to not share much about my daughter on Facebook (just for her own privacy when she is older)--but I really don't need to see 500 pictures of your kids from today. Nor do I need to see EVERY.SINGLE.PICTURE you took on your vacation--pick a few of your favorites and post those, but I don't need to see 20 pictures of the same thing that you took while trying to get the "perfect" shot.
Baby #2 Due 3/7/20
Baby #2 Due 3/7/20
Maybe your dog isn't as gross as mine, but I've seen mine eat poo more than once, and that dirty poo-riddled dog mouth ain't gettin' anywhere near me.
Baby #2 Due 3/7/20
My pup gladly gives kisses to house guests but knows not to kiss me.
Baby #2 Due 3/7/20
**ducks**
BFP #1 June 2011 m/c@6wks
BFP #2 December 2011, EDD 8/21/12, born 7/21/12 at 35w4d
BFP #3 October 6, 2015. WHAT???
2. I got trapped in the bathroom this morning. A group of haggling geese came in while I was hanging out bumping and after a minute it became clear they weren't leaving and it had been too long for me to respectfully leave the stall. I hadn't even pooped, I was just doing the tiny pee wait tiny pee wait tiny pee dance. This went on for over ten minutes until they finally left.
3. I love raw potatoes. I freaked out my in laws by grabbing a few pieces (peeled, washed, quartered), before they could through them in the pot. The looks on their faces were so horrified and I didn't understand what was wrong, I was like but I always eat them raw?? They're now certain I'm a heathen who was starved as a child (mostly true). So after the recent posts, I want to make potatoes just to eat some raw.
I don't like tots, never have. My husband has tried to get me to make a tater tot casserole for some time and I just can't get myself to do it.
Not a doctor dude. Also, you are 5'5, not 5'10 like your profile states...
Also, as I gain weight all of the old stretch marks that I had when I was previously heavier are being filled back in and my skin actually looks better right now then it did after I lost 50 pounds. Sooooo feeling pretty hot in herrr as I dance around the house nude. I need a bandaid for my cheek though.
ETA pic for context. And yes Nelly. I DO have milk
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha. I have chiro-friend that I SO want to show this to. You're not a doctor if you're name is Dr. <insert first name, not last name> - like all chiros I know.
I love me some old school nelly.
amazon music here I come.
Same! I love my doggy's kisses, but only because her breath doesn't stink and I know she doesn't eat poo or drink out of the toilet. I would not let another dog kiss me on the lips though. It's only ok if it's my dog, you know?
Me - 33, DH - 33
Married - May 2014
DH - Low Count/Motility/Morph - Varicocele vein x 2 - surgery (8/11) - success!
BFP - 10/10/15, EDD - 6/20/16 - It's a BOY!
Baby #1 - 6/29/16 - Lucas Christopher, 10 lbs 3 oz, 22.25 inches
Baby #2 - TTC May 2017
BFP - 9/10/17, EDD - 5/26/18 - It's a GIRL! - RCS May 22nd
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