Fuckboy logic, man. If MH insinuated anything of the sort I'd be seriously reconsidering his intelligence and our relationship. Also I know it's supposed to be funny, but regardless of which sandwich you are, it's fine and lovely and all that.
LFAF/Nov 16 challenge: Bad TV moms that shouldn't be celebrated
BFP #1 10/30/15 MMC found 11/30/15 D&C 12/11/15 EDD 7/9/16
healing comes in waves, and maybe today the wave hits the rocks and that’s ok, that’s ok, darling. you are still healing, you are still healing- Ijeoma Umebinyuo, be gentle with yourself BFP #2 3/21 EDD 11/28/16
The idea that anybody would accuse their SO of cheating bc of a change in their sexual organs during pregnancy is beyond the pale. I would say dump that loser, pregnant or not!
Anyway, love the posts but in terms of the kegel thing, I was instructed to do them as my pelvic floor is weak. HOWEVER, there are two schools of thought on kegels. The most common is that you just exercise that one muscle, which if you keep reading up, is inappropriate. The pelvic floor is a system of muscles. So if you do squats (engaging your glutes) AND tighten the kegels, you are strengthening the whole system.
That being said, yeah, it's all different in there. Different on different days too. Maybe things are loosening up, maybe you are constipated that day, maybe the baby is sitting low. Who knows. TG I have a mature, trustful partner.
Anyway, love the posts but in terms of the kegel thing, I was instructed to do them as my pelvic floor is weak. HOWEVER, there are two schools of thought on kegels. The most common is that you just exercise that one muscle, which if you keep reading up, is inappropriate. The pelvic floor is a system of muscles. So if you do squats (engaging your glutes) AND tighten the kegels, you are strengthening the whole system.
Does getting in & out of my chair count? I can't imagine embarking on a squats regimen at this point.
My lady bits will just have to skip the personal training for the time being.
After 3 kids and being married 22 years, and several surgeries. let's just say I'm not as tight as I once was. Last night I tried to apply DermalMD Vaginal Tightening Serum and it was messy and running down my fingers and not getting anywhere where I needed to. After a few tries I gave up. We had fun later and hubby made a comment about how tight I was. I just laughed it off. Then tonight we had fun and he said it again. I checked and wholly cow. I have not applied it since last night. What ever you do DO NOT USE MORE THAN 1 PUMP!
Re: Loose vagina
Girl is with one dick 50 times= tight.
Girl is with 50 different dicks= loose.
Fuckboy logic, man. If MH insinuated anything of the sort I'd be seriously reconsidering his intelligence and our relationship. Also I know it's supposed to be funny, but regardless of which sandwich you are, it's fine and lovely and all that.
BFP #2 3/21 EDD 11/28/16
Anyway, love the posts but in terms of the kegel thing, I was instructed to do them as my pelvic floor is weak. HOWEVER, there are two schools of thought on kegels. The most common is that you just exercise that one muscle, which if you keep reading up, is inappropriate. The pelvic floor is a system of muscles. So if you do squats (engaging your glutes) AND tighten the kegels, you are strengthening the whole system.
That being said, yeah, it's all different in there. Different on different days too. Maybe things are loosening up, maybe you are constipated that day, maybe the baby is sitting low. Who knows. TG I have a mature, trustful partner.
Me: 42, DH: 46, Married: 11/12
Losses: MMC#1 11/12 BO, MC#2 11/13 at 8w BO?, MMC#3 8/14 chromo healthy M @12 weeks, stopped growing at 10.
Negligible AMH, FSH finally went high. Pursued DE.
DD born at 38w2d on 5-27-16. Finally!!
Pregnant again with OE. EDD 11/9/17 Girl!
I think this post needs to have NSFW added to the title. I literally can't even right now!
Me - 33, DH - 33
Married - May 2014
DH - Low Count/Motility/Morph - Varicocele vein x 2 - surgery (8/11) - success!
BFP - 10/10/15, EDD - 6/20/16 - It's a BOY!
Baby #1 - 6/29/16 - Lucas Christopher, 10 lbs 3 oz, 22.25 inches
Baby #2 - TTC May 2017
BFP - 9/10/17, EDD - 5/26/18 - It's a GIRL! - RCS May 22nd
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My lady bits will just have to skip the personal training for the time being.
....well, at least I'm no longer craving sandwiches now.