@Knottie9983816 kick that SOB in the face if he tries that shit again. That's not professional. Perhaps that's the reason you need stirrups. Andplusalso I've never even heard of a pelvic exam without the use of stirrups. That sounds horribly awkward.
WTF is it with everyone having to ask "are you excited???" If I have to answer that question one more time I might lose it. I feel like I must be an awful person for being annoyed but seriously.