My puppy is the TW, regardless of how cute she is. I've taken her outside to do her business 3 times in the last hour and all she wants to do is listen to the birds and chase squirrels. I get it...you're excited it's spring, but you need to go to the bathroom and stop making me get up and down when all I want to do is sit and eat my cornbread in peace. Lol
DH who wants to be a stupid grownup and "save money". All I want is yummy Mexican food and to not have to cook it myself and he's all, "we agreed to cut back on going out to eat." I agreed to that when I wasn't in a blind pregnancy rage craving Mexican food you jerk.
(also I sort of realize that he's being the rational one and this rant likely makes me the actual TW but I don't care. And I know you guys will get it.)
@megstervt I get it. My husband and I are having the reverse argument, he's saying lets go out to eat, I'm saying, lets not I need to watch my weight.But mmmmm mexican food sounds amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want.
My TW is work politics/obnoxious coworkers of the special snowflake variety. Sigh.
@Jodi1980 and @ButterMyBiscuit : start carrying a coloring book around with you. Next time you see someone parked like a TW, rip out a page and leave it on their windshield with a note. I think something like, "This is for you so you can practice staying in the f*cking lines! PS: nice parking job, dick" should suffice.
Oh my gosh, that's genius!! I'm dying over here and need to do that @elldel
I live in Pittsburgh and there's a Twitter account called "Yinz Can't Park" where you can tag pictures of people parked like idiots and they'll feature it on their page for all to see/shame. It's hilarious!
Okay. I was trying to not do this, but my students are being TWs.
We've been working on a project for TWO WEEKS and today is the LAST day. NOW they're all "I was absent! I don't get it! I don't have time!" NO, you were here enough to have done more than you have, and you spent ALL of your time (EVERY DAY) playing around, even when I kept trying to get you back on track or help you. And you have not asked me for help ONCE but you keep complaining. I don't care WHO you tell. Project better be finished today.
Having the same problem with my students, same conversations, and said I'm not extending the deadline...my partner teacher said the same thing as they are doing it with her, too. (We have two classes between us that we switch mid day for English/Spanish).
Why did my neighbor feel the need to ask me if I've been tested for preeclampsia and talk about all the swelling it can cause? Do I look swollen all of a sudden? Leave me alone please ugh
Why did my neighbor feel the need to ask me if I've been tested for preeclampsia and talk about all the swelling it can cause? Do I look swollen all of a sudden? Leave me alone please ugh
Oh hell no... Why are people so rude? This blows my mind
I'm the TW. Have you guys ever royally messed up on bills? I seriously thought I was on top of everything right now but it appears that I wasn't. I'm basically sick about it and want to stop taking care of the bills in our household until after the baby comes. It's hard enough to keep everything straight at work much less what bills are due when lol.... Maybe I just need to get my shit together.
As an accountant, I should be better at paying my own bills, but it's always been a struggle for me. I guess I put so much energy into my clients' finances, that I don't have enough left for my own. Anyway - calendar reminders totally help. I put them on both my work and phone calendars with alarms/notifications.
@Knottie1456313157@Lindsayleigh1989 ugh she's seriously the worst haha. She always just makes me feel uncomfortable about myself. She's been my neighbor for a little over a year, but it's not like we know her very well. I've definitely gained weight, but it is no ones place to comment on it - especially her!!
@Jodi1980 and @ButterMyBiscuit : start carrying a coloring book around with you. Next time you see someone parked like a TW, rip out a page and leave it on their windshield with a note. I think something like, "This is for you so you can practice staying in the f*cking lines! PS: nice parking job, dick" should suffice.
Did that but on sticky notes I conveniently had in my glove compartment a few years back to a real "doucher" parked outside in 3 SPOTS! DH and I were grocery shopping and once again, by the time we came outside, that car was still there. Grabbed a pen, sticky notes and jotted down "YOU PARK LIKE SHIT" stuck it nice and noticeable on his front window!
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday
I just don't remember it like this from the last time. Trigger the self pity.
(also I sort of realize that he's being the rational one and this rant likely makes me the actual TW but I don't care. And I know you guys will get it.)
Married: October 2014
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My TW is work politics/obnoxious coworkers of the special snowflake variety. Sigh.
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I live in Pittsburgh and there's a Twitter account called "Yinz Can't Park" where you can tag pictures of people parked like idiots and they'll feature it on their page for all to see/shame. It's hilarious!
@maddmama why are people such idiots ?! How frustrating!