Now that I'm back to getting up in the night to pee (I know I'm lucky I got a break for a few weeks) I make sure I'm noisy enough to wake up H. If I have to get up he should too. Also it's good practice for when the baby comes
I have felt gross/huge this week and complained about gaining weight... and yet I have not thrown out the bag of cadbury eggs in my desk that I graze on every afternoon... ugh.
My husband is out of town and I was going to cook something responsible and healthy for the toddler for dinner. Then I read all these Shamrock Shake posts. Guess whose kid is getting drive-thru McNuggets instead?
I give H shit (no pun intended) for bringing his phone into the bathroom to play games while he's pooping, but the truth is I do the same thing if I'm home by myself. The only difference is that I usually "Bump & Poop" instead of play games. Or some other girly app, like The Berry. Can we make that a legit phrase...Bump and Poop? Or B&P?
Hahaha yes for sure! Some bitch was getting snarky about how much time we spend on here a while back and I almost responded "actually I'm bored while pooping right now"
Also, when we were dating and had just moved in together I went BSC on DH wondering if he was cheating on me because he brought his phone into the bathroom. Turns out he likes to play Pokemon while he poops...
I still get very agitated and nervous when my DH takes his phone in the bathroom. Mostly because half the time I'm waiting on him to help me with something or we are running late and I KNOW he's just sitting there playing or looking at facebook.
H does this also. That's why I love the movie This is 40 so much- I totally got to call H out on the Paul Rudd playing candy crush scene and pooping scene.
i wonder, do men flush their poop and then just sit on the toilet and play on their phones or do they sit on the toilet while their poo is still floating around the toilet all smelly and gross?
I know mine doesn't flush if he's done and in the middle of a game. So nasty. He also leaves the stupid door open and let. me. tell. you, the first time you see a grown man taking a shit on the toilet is something you will never ever forget. I mean, I know we're married fool but we still need some boundaries.
I give H shit (no pun intended) for bringing his phone into the bathroom to play games while he's pooping, but the truth is I do the same thing if I'm home by myself. The only difference is that I usually "Bump & Poop" instead of play games. Or some other girly app, like The Berry. Can we make that a legit phrase...Bump and Poop? Or B&P?
Oddly I am a little jealous. In my case it's usually Bump and Try to Poop, hahaha.
I read some post on facebook recently about a guy who began apologizing to women everywhere on behalf of men not putting the lid down on the toilet. It was hilarious. Needless to say he fell in, knees buckled and everything. lol
@sdnybrk WHY?!?! Don't do it! Unless it involves you going to get food in which case totally do it!
QBF
It's totally for food. We have no groceries so prob going out to eat and to but some. I Can't decide if to dress my kids or wait for H. I would get food faster if I dressed them before he gets home...
My DH never sees me out of PJs unless it's the weekend. When he leaves for work I'm in my bathrobe, and by the time he gets home from works I've washed off my make up and put my pjs and bathrobe on.
I think Disney is stupid. I went once as a kid and it was fun, but there wasn't nothing 'magical' about it. Hubby has an aunt/uncle and their 2 kids (hubby's cousins) who go to Disney 1-3 times a year, with a Disney cruise every year too. So 2-4 Disney trips every year. They all have Mickey tattoos, and if they're wearing crocs ::shudders:: or flip flops- they're disney themed. Aunt wears Disney shirts to work. I don't get it. Disney movies are good, but I'm not all 'holy sh*t let's buy every Disney movie for the baby!!'.
I don't get it. And it has my MIL all freaking out because 'what do you mean you probably aren't ever taking baby boy to Disney?' Umm, news flash woman- you never took your kids to Disney and they turned out ok. I would rather spend the same amount of money and go on other vacations- preferably Spain, Yosemite, somewhere in the Caribbean.
Other FFFC- pediatricians who claim to be breastfeeding friendly and then tell you your baby isn't growing fast enough because they aren't on the formula feeding chart and tell you to supplement with formula deserve to not be drs anymore. Formula is totally fine- it's how my first two nieces survived. but don't advertise yourself as BF friendly, and then when moms come to you with BF issues tell them 'just use formula'. That's not BF friendly/supportive.
One of the best parts of working from home is that I can poot whenever I want.
You mean poo?
UNLESS, to poot is something I'm clearly missing out on!
Toot? Fart? Pass gas maybe?
My kids are driving me nuts today, H is totally going to be taking me to get sushi tonight! I need a prize for putting up with cabin fever from a 3 and 2 y/o
One of the best parts of working from home is that I can poot whenever I want.
You mean poo?
UNLESS, to poot is something I'm clearly missing out on!
Toot? Fart? Pass gas maybe?
My kids are driving me nuts today, H is totally going to be taking me to get sushi tonight! I need a prize for putting up with cabin fever from a 3 and 2 y/o
Pooting is farting
and @sdnybrk- you totally deserve sushi for that. I remember those days and they.are.tough. I used to let my kids put their swimsuits on and paint with finger paints in the tub. It would pass a good hour.
One of the best parts of working from home is that I can poot whenever I want.
You mean poo?
UNLESS, to poot is something I'm clearly missing out on!
Toot? Fart? Pass gas maybe?
My kids are driving me nuts today, H is totally going to be taking me to get sushi tonight! I need a prize for putting up with cabin fever from a 3 and 2 y/o
June '16 teaches me something new everyday. I recently learned what it means to have 'chub rub' - so life changing.
and @sdnybrk- you totally deserve sushi for that. I remember those days and they.are.tough. I used to let my kids put their swimsuits on and paint with finger paints in the tub. It would pass a good hour.
I wish they would stay on the tub, but I'd have a fully painted bathroom lol.
One of the best parts of working from home is that I can poot whenever I want.
You mean poo?
UNLESS, to poot is something I'm clearly missing out on!
Toot? Fart? Pass gas maybe?
My kids are driving me nuts today, H is totally going to be taking me to get sushi tonight! I need a prize for putting up with cabin fever from a 3 and 2 y/o
Pooting is farting
and @sdnybrk- you totally deserve sushi for that. I remember those days and they.are.tough. I used to let my kids put their swimsuits on and paint with finger paints in the tub. It would pass a good hour.
Haha, yep. "Poot" is one of the 500 words fr fart.
My FFFC is that H is saying he may be coming home from deployment earlier than expected. It also might be right before my 2 back to back baby shower weekends, one of which I'm planning to have my 2 best friends from out of town stay with me for. And while I really miss all 3 of them, I kind of hope H doesn't come home until after my baby showers, because the sexy times I have planned with him would be awkward with people in the house. Even my besties...
DD1: June '16 DD2: March ‘19 :::: Married since 2011 :::: USN Wife ::::
One of the best parts of working from home is that I can poot whenever I want.
You mean poo?
UNLESS, to poot is something I'm clearly missing out on!
Toot? Fart? Pass gas maybe?
My kids are driving me nuts today, H is totally going to be taking me to get sushi tonight! I need a prize for putting up with cabin fever from a 3 and 2 y/o
Pooting is farting
and @sdnybrk- you totally deserve sushi for that. I remember those days and they.are.tough. I used to let my kids put their swimsuits on and paint with finger paints in the tub. It would pass a good hour.
Haha, yep. "Poot" is one of the 500 words fr fart.
One of the best parts of working from home is that I can poot whenever I want.
You mean poo?
UNLESS, to poot is something I'm clearly missing out on!
Toot? Fart? Pass gas maybe?
My kids are driving me nuts today, H is totally going to be taking me to get sushi tonight! I need a prize for putting up with cabin fever from a 3 and 2 y/o
Pooting is farting
and @sdnybrk- you totally deserve sushi for that. I remember those days and they.are.tough. I used to let my kids put their swimsuits on and paint with finger paints in the tub. It would pass a good hour.
Haha, yep. "Poot" is one of the 500 words fr fart.
I grew up in England where we called it a trump.
Bahahaha! How very appropriate given our current politics...
Also @PBear93 I wish I had poutine whenever I wanted. Mmm.
My nipples started leaking a little bit off and on two weeks ago. I haven't mentioned it to DH and I'm not going to bc I still want him to love up on them and he wouldn't come near them if he knew.
So if the OB asks during an apt (DH comes to them all), I may.... might... straight up lie. Is that really bad? *shifty eyes*
My nipples started leaking a little bit off and on two weeks ago. I haven't mentioned it to DH and I'm not going to bc I still want him to love up on them and he wouldn't come near them if he knew.
So if the OB asks during an apt (DH comes to them all), I may.... might... straight up lie. Is that really bad? *shifty eyes*
Nah. If it helps, my H inadvertently got a taste and said it was really good.
I actually have a confession inspired by my s14 ladies. I don't know how to pump my own fuel. The few times I have needed to get it in another state I stood there looking baffled at the machine until a nice stranger offered to do it for me.
My nipples started leaking a little bit off and on two weeks ago. I haven't mentioned it to DH and I'm not going to bc I still want him to love up on them and he wouldn't come near them if he knew.
So if the OB asks during an apt (DH comes to them all), I may.... might... straight up lie. Is that really bad? *shifty eyes*
I'm jealous.... I feel like a dairy cow. All.The.Time... -_-
i wake up daily with my shirt practically soaked through. My H makes fun of me for it. Lol
I'm buying a gift for a friends sons birthday tomorrow and I added it to my Babies R Us registry so I could earn endless rewards on it. And I got in store pickup so I don't have to drag my 3 year old through the store trying to find said item and can instead just go to customer service and pick it up.
I'm also planning on swinging by Taco Bell or chipotle for lunch while I'm out. Because I don't want to cook lunch.
Genius! I have a shower to go to this weekend and might as well add the gift to my registry for the points! Thanks!
I actually have a confession inspired by my s14 ladies. I don't know how to pump my own fuel. The few times I have needed to get it in another state I stood there looking baffled at the machine until a nice stranger offered to do it for me.
My confession is that I can't even comprehend this
Re: FFFC!! 3/11
Now that I'm back to getting up in the night to pee (I know I'm lucky I got a break for a few weeks) I make sure I'm noisy enough to wake up H. If I have to get up he should too. Also it's good practice for when the baby comes
I read some post on facebook recently about a guy who began apologizing to women everywhere on behalf of men not putting the lid down on the toilet. It was hilarious. Needless to say he fell in, knees buckled and everything. lol
@sdnybrk WHY?!?! Don't do it! Unless it involves you going to get food in which case totally do it!
I think Disney is stupid. I went once as a kid and it was fun, but there wasn't nothing 'magical' about it. Hubby has an aunt/uncle and their 2 kids (hubby's cousins) who go to Disney 1-3 times a year, with a Disney cruise every year too. So 2-4 Disney trips every year. They all have Mickey tattoos, and if they're wearing crocs ::shudders:: or flip flops- they're disney themed. Aunt wears Disney shirts to work. I don't get it. Disney movies are good, but I'm not all 'holy sh*t let's buy every Disney movie for the baby!!'.
I don't get it. And it has my MIL all freaking out because 'what do you mean you probably aren't ever taking baby boy to Disney?' Umm, news flash woman- you never took your kids to Disney and they turned out ok. I would rather spend the same amount of money and go on other vacations- preferably Spain, Yosemite, somewhere in the Caribbean.
Other FFFC- pediatricians who claim to be breastfeeding friendly and then tell you your baby isn't growing fast enough because they aren't on the formula feeding chart and tell you to supplement with formula deserve to not be drs anymore. Formula is totally fine- it's how my first two nieces survived. but don't advertise yourself as BF friendly, and then when moms come to you with BF issues tell them 'just use formula'. That's not BF friendly/supportive.
Rant.over.
UNLESS, to poot is something I'm clearly missing out on!
My kids are driving me nuts today, H is totally going to be taking me to get sushi tonight! I need a prize for putting up with cabin fever from a 3 and 2 y/o
and @sdnybrk- you totally deserve sushi for that. I remember those days and they.are.tough. I used to let my kids put their swimsuits on and paint with finger paints in the tub. It would pass a good hour.
Also @PBear93 I wish I had poutine whenever I wanted. Mmm.
Then I had frozen pizza for dinner.
And I burnt my tongue because it was too hot.
Which was was my justification to then eat ice cream.
From the container.
DST T4L
So if the OB asks during an apt (DH comes to them all), I may.... might... straight up lie. Is that really bad? *shifty eyes*
i wake up daily with my shirt practically soaked through. My H makes fun of me for it. Lol