April 2016 Moms

Throat Punch Thursday

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Re: Throat Punch Thursday

  • @AmadorRose  - no, babies are different. 

    I'm angry because I've repeatedly scolded/disciplined/punished my dogs for eating shit at the park, and they STILL do it. So at this point, I'm pretty sick of them not listening and then getting sick all over the house. Cleaning poop at 8 months preggo is torture. 

    Also, I know my dogs can't put 2 & 2 together most of the time when things that occurred in the past result in something in the future.

    That's why I didn't yell/punish at my dog for getting sick in the house. He doesn't poop in the house unless he's sick. So he's a good dog in that way. And when I found the poop, he ran to his crate. He knows messing in the house is bad anyway. 

    Like I said, I'm mainly tired of them not listening. I'm this close to dropping them off at Cesar Milan's compound  :D



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  • TP to the bronchitis I've developed at 34 weeks pregnant AND to the roseola virus my son just got. That was just what we needed :(
  • TP to fiancé... We go into target for tucks pads and to pick up baby stuff... How do we end up with two stupid ass movies that I have no interest in watching??? And you have the audacity to argue whether or not I like comedies while in line? The hell bro?

    (22 Jump Street, and Get Hard. In case anyone was wondering)
  • TP to fiancé... We go into target for tucks pads and to pick up baby stuff... How do we end up with two stupid ass movies that I have no interest in watching??? And you have the audacity to argue whether or not I like comedies while in line? The hell bro?

    (22 Jump Street, and Get Hard. In case anyone was wondering)
    22 Jump Street was pretty funny, it held up to the original.
  • TP to fiancé... We go into target for tucks pads and to pick up baby stuff... How do we end up with two stupid ass movies that I have no interest in watching??? And you have the audacity to argue whether or not I like comedies while in line? The hell bro?

    (22 Jump Street, and Get Hard. In case anyone was wondering)
    22 Jump Street was pretty funny, it held up to the original.
    Maybe it should be a UO but I think comedies without weed are sandwiches without bread... Like seriously, what's the point...
  • @AmadorRose - I read that, too. We've switched their food a few times over the past few years (one has a sensitive system and is a damn picky eater)

    They seem to do it with any food we give them. So, I'm at a loss. 

    I wonder if it's partly a game now, like a treasure hunt and keep away. Either way, it is so gross. 


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  • My other TP goes to one of my midwives. 

    There's nothing specifically wrong with her; she's nice and friendly, but there's just something about her...

    Every time I see this midwife, she freaks me out about things - Gestational diabetes, weight gain, induction and huge babies, shoulder displacement, induction, death, etc. 

    She told me I've gained way too much weight and to not gain any more. At all!! Ok great. Thanks for the added stress. 

    Yes, I gained more than I should've (40lbs), but I ate what I had to to battle morning sickness and heartburn. Also, I'm over 30 and my metabolism is on strike. 

    She also told me my GD numbers are way too high, but according to to my nutritionist, my numbers are good. I'm so confused. 

    She's also making me see a high risk specialist because of the GD. Yet every time I see the specialist, he tells me the baby is fine, I'm fine, and looks at me like I'm crazy for seeing him. Ugh. 

    I thought going to a birth center with midwives was less stressful than a regular OBGYN? 

    Maybe this was more of a pity party bitch fest than a TP post...sorry about that ladies. 

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  • TP to my coworker who has been posting anti Bernie Sanders political memes and articles on Facebook. It blows my mind because he is a shop steward for our union. How can you oppose his policies when you enjoy the very thing he stands for?? We make a lot of money here including opportunity for overtime (double and triple time on weekends and holidays) And we have fantastic benefits (the company pays our entire health insurance premium). I believe he is a Trump supporter. To me, that screams that he's "got his" so fuck everybody else. If you don't support people who support things like unions, then you can't expect things like unions to stick around. 

    I'm not saying he has to be a Bernie fan, but he is coming off as a major hypocrite. You think Trump supports unions? We all just got a several thousand dollar bonus for winning a company wide contest basically (we won best brewery in North America), you think Trump/Cruz support companies doing that? The way I see it, our company makes big bucks and they share that with the people who do the work that allows the company to make big bucks. And the company enjoys very low employee turnover and high employee loyalty. 

    OK I'm getting off my soapbox now. But wanted to add that I unfollowrd his posts so I don't have to see them anymore, and also that I don't ever post political stuff on Facebook, and I hate when my friends and family do. I don't believe Facebook is the appropriate platform to voice your political opinions. 
  • I know it's Friday, but I still want to TP DH for picking a fight last night about iPhone chargers. He's convinced I go around the house taking all the chargers, bringing them to work and then losing them. Umm...no. I have the absolute shittiest charger at work that you got me a replacement for, but then decided to use yourself so I have the same shitty charger that I've had for the past 10months or so. I'm pretty sure there's like 4 charging cables buried under the huge mess on his work desk. Stupidest fight ever. 
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  • @AmadorRose - I read that, too. We've switched their food a few times over the past few years (one has a sensitive system and is a damn picky eater)

    They seem to do it with any food we give them. So, I'm at a loss. 

    I wonder if it's partly a game now, like a treasure hunt and keep away. Either way, it is so gross. 


    This is exactly why I don't have dogs. I had to walk my mom's dog a few times while they are out of town and they sometimes do this too and the last time it happened I wretched so hard.
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  • I know I'm a day late but this happened last night and I couldn't post until now but TP to my grandmom (I'm not evil I swear) who told me that the dress I changed into for my brother's confirmation made me look WAY BIGGER than the outfit I was wearing before and that I looked like I was carrying triplets instead of twins.  And she laughed when she finished saying it so there's that.
  • TPF.. don't even care...to my exMIL for coming into the store I worked in today. I avoided her the whole time she was there until right before she checked out. Then proceeded to be the biiiiiggest bitch in the 2ish minutes I stood there. I don't care what my ex and his wife are up to. I haven't had contact with you in over 2.5 years..lets keep it that way.

    I don't understand spite...as an emotion or anything. It is absolutely pointless and I feel like it has to take way too much energy to maintain.
  • TP to my patient who pissd all over the bathroom floor (which was the most foul smelling EVER) and TP to my co-workers who left me to get on my hands and knees at 33 weeks pregnant to clean it up. (FYI I do not work in a nursing home or hospital) UGH!!

    Also, TP to my boss who has convinced himself I will go into early labor, leaving us short staffed (Just so he can be right, and then yell at everyone about it) Gee, thanks for thinking of me and hoping my baby is born a month premature. Real nice, asshole.
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