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that moment when..

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Your stuffy nose finally goes away and you realize you smell like baby poop!!  :D thank goodness I haven't left the house
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  • navyblueladybugnavyblueladybug member
    Your baby spits up and you think she missed you... A while later you stand up and feel a nice cold wet area on you! Blech!
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  • ATolentino89ATolentino89 member
    You turn on Pandora to listen to awesomely loud good music and good night lullabies starts playing instead. 
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  • JElizbettyJElizbetty member
    scientificunicorns said:
    You hear a man-sized fart come out of your sweet baby and it's off to the tub to clean up the diaper blow out. 
    I lol'd so loud I almost woke the sleeping baby haha. 
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  • Gingermom15Gingermom15 member
    When you think the dog is letting out poisonous farts but it's really your 11 week old baby ripping loose.
    I thought BF babies weren't supposed to have rancid poops/farts. This kid can clear a room. 
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  • misamimamisamima member
    You're playing and lifting your baby over your head while talking and she spits up right in your mouth. Tasty. 
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  • andreaAL11andreaAL11 member
    misamima said:
    You're playing and lifting your baby over your head while talking and she spits up right in your mouth. Tasty. 
    This happened to my father when I was a baby! I don't think I'll be doing that with my child :lol: 
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  • ramfam2507ramfam2507 member
    When you're wearing your baby and he throws up on you but you can't do anything because he's sleeping so you feel the throw up slide allllllllll the way down your cleavage and stomach. 
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  • ssn109ssn109 member
    You're using the manual pump while driving, and suddenly feel wet stuff gushing down your stomach into the waistband of your dress pants...while on your way to court. :s
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  • BP1979BP1979 member
    Your baby is smiling at you and you think he's finally recognizing you and then he spits up everywhere and drops a massive deuce!! Happens every time! 
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  • chillmama1518chillmama1518 member
    Your baby barfs and sneezes at the same time and sprays baby barf all over your face
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  • katy4128katy4128 member
    You're toddler is screaming because he doesn't want to wear clothes to the mall while the baby is crying and the dog is barking. 

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  • JackJacktheCatJackJacktheCat member
    bev4242 said:
    Your baby barfs and sneezes at the same time and sprays baby barf all over your face
    That totally happened to me too! Maybe my favorite "real life" pic of my baby! Snot hanging out, barf still dribbling down
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  • JElizbettyJElizbetty member
    JackJacktheCat said:
    JElizbetty said:
    You've run out of your "mom pants" aka yoga pants because you've been thrown up on all day, and you have to put on jeans because you still haven't had a chance to do laundry.  
    "Mom pants" lol! Love it! I wear yoga pants every. Single. Day. My husband jokes "are you going to change out of your "sleeping" yoga pants & into your "going out" yoga pants before we leave?" They are the same pants. I usually try to put on a clean pair before appearing in public. Google "activewear parody" there is a hilarious video about people like us who wear activewear when they have no intention of being active. 
    Hahaha! Thats pretty funny, Have to admit I'll go some days wearing the same ones I slept in lol. Going to google the video now
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  • Mizuiro007Mizuiro007 member
    That moment when your angry toddler yanks the nursing pillow out of your lap to get your attention, startling the newborn so she let's go right as your milk is letting down and milk sprays everywhere. 

    And I wear athletic pants fully intending to be actively chasing my toddler the majority of the day. However I do wear jeans going out and let hubby chase the little guy.
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  • Court11152325Court11152325 member
    You realize that your bamboobie slid off your boob and lefty (the notorious underproducer of the pair) has soaked through bra, tank top, and shirt. Baby has been asleep for 6 hours (yay!) but when you go to check on her because your boob may explode you accidentally squirt her with milk which wakes her up... At least lefty got some relief.
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  • ssn109ssn109 member
    Court11152325 said:
    You realize that your bamboobie slid off your boob and lefty (the notorious underproducer of the pair) has soaked through bra, tank top, and shirt. Baby has been asleep for 6 hours (yay!) but when you go to check on her because your boob may explode you accidentally squirt her with milk which wakes her up... At least lefty got some relief.
    Hey, my lefty is the lazy one of the pair too! It's so annoying, if it just kept up with right I would have enough to feed the baby...
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  • rmarie13rmarie13 member
    You warn DH not to toss the baby in the air bc she just ate and..... Bam she pukes on his face  :D

    Your darling LO throws up while still latched and it sprays on your face, clothes, the couch and fills LO's ear.

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  • sharonholck28sharonholck28 member
    When you notice there's spit up on your bed but realize you've already been sleeping with it for 3 days. Eh... Had to do laundry over the weekend anyway. 
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  • cedixon2cedixon2 member
    Both twins are on the floor for tummy time and both spit up enough for a pool that they somehow get in their eyes and curds are in their eyelashes... And they just had a bath and the Jammie's were clean for all of 5 minutes. Fun. 
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  • phillipsbrphillipsbr member
    You get out of the shower and realize you only shaved one leg. 
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  • rzarembarzaremba member
    calbin00 said:
    When you're wearing your baby and he throws up on you but you can't do anything because he's sleeping so you feel the throw up slide allllllllll the way down your cleavage and stomach. 
    This. So often. So gross.
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  • ksrkimksrkim member
    You leave 6 ounces of expressed breastmilk on the counter overnight because you forgot to put it in the freezer after pumping.  And it wasn't the first time. UGH
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  • pupsicle23pupsicle23 member
    @ksrkim noooooooo!  :(
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  • pupsicle23pupsicle23 member
    You're wearing the baby because it's the only way to keep her happy in the early evening.  The dog starts throwing up everywhere.  After that's addresses, you start dinner.  The lid falls off of the pepper and it dumps into the quiche. You ignore the whining dog as you try to salvage the meal. You spill the quiche. The dog clearly isn't feeling well and has an accident. You're still wearing the baby. Husband arrives home after you clean up the second dog incident.  You hand the baby off to your husband and she screams for a while before she has a massive blowout all over him, herself, and that cute new onesie. You put the baby in the bath.  She pees and spits up. 
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  • TomekiaBTomekiaB member
    Husband steps into the kitchen to wash a dirty bottle. I am holding DS with his head on my shoulder, the dog wants in, open door to realise he has muddy paws call him back to the towel to wipe his paws he takes the long way back, get dog's collar and hold him on towel as DS spits up on me. Call for DH for help and I stand there holding DS and dog thinking yep I'm a mom now while waiting for DH to finish washing the bottle so he can come take one of them to clean.
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  • heatherkennedy021heatherkennedy021 member
    You finally get your fussy LO to sleep. Unfortunately it's on your lap and you know if you move she will wake up! She looks so peaceful on your lap and you really don't want to move her but your about to pee on yourself. So you have to decide wake the baby and go potty or sit and suffer in silence. 
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  • ksrkimksrkim member
    You finally get the LO back to sleep around 6 am (since being up at 430), and your toddler wakes up at 615. 
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  • steffnstuffsteffnstuff member
    Your LO and toddler cry in concert and are both inconsolable because they are ready for a nap. Then LO won't latch on because toddler is trying his best to take up all the room on mommy's lap. 

    Later, you have been spit up on all day because LO  has reflux and you are dying to take a shower. DH gets home and gives you a break so you can take a long, hot shower. You finish said shower and go feed LO only to have her vomit and have a blowout all over you all at the same time.
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  • goldochsigoldochsi member
    Someone dares to be at your door before..let's say ten a.m.?
    You have to open in pjs, baby in pjs, that nursing bra under your pjs is probably still open and you have the worst bedhair EVER.
    Sexy :-)
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