"i don't even have any good skills. like nunchuks, or bowhunting skills, or computer hacker skills. girls like boyfriends with skills." -napoleon dynamite
Julia Roberts, loaded up with shopping bags to snooty Rodeo Drive sales clerk: "Remember me? I was in here the other day. You wouldn't wait on me? You work on commission, right? BIG mistake! Big. HUGE. I have to go shopping now..."
Julia Roberts, loaded up with shopping bags to snooty Rodeo Drive sales clerk: "Remember me? I was in here the other day. You wouldn't wait on me? You work on commission, right? BIG mistake! Big. HUGE. I have to go shopping now..."
On Christmas Lucy's stockings got a whole in them, and all I kept saying is "Look honey, I got a run in my pantyhose, I'm not wearing pantyhose"
I PPH that movie!!!!
My Book BlogA Lucy, a lost tube, two lost babies, and another on the way!
"I'm not calling him dad, EVER! Even if there is a FIRE!" -Brennen from Step Brothers
pretty much the ENTIRE movie of Step Brothers is CLASSIC! me and DH probably have watched that movie at least 20 times AND can recite the entire movie, by heart.....(its quite sad, and we switch roles, either im Brennan or he's dale, and vice versa)
one of my faves from the movie is...
"I just wanna roll you up into a ball and shove you into my vagina....uhhhhmm what?..."
Yes, definitely, I always say this and "That... just... happened! Shake and bake!!"
Also love "I'll take a pina colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? I totally have it." 13 Going on 30 and "I'm sorry I crammed 11 cookies into the VCR." Elf
"I'm not calling him dad, EVER! Even if there is a FIRE!" -Brennen from Step Brothers
pretty much the ENTIRE movie of Step Brothers is CLASSIC! me and DH probably have watched that movie at least 20 times AND can recite the entire movie, by heart.....(its quite sad, and we switch roles, either im Brennan or he's dale, and vice versa)
one of my faves from the movie is...
"I just wanna roll you up into a ball and shove you into my vagina....uhhhhmm what?..."
We had some friends over and we were all quoting the movie, it was like we didn't even need to have it on! haha I LOVE that movie
My Book BlogA Lucy, a lost tube, two lost babies, and another on the way!
Re: best line in a movie EVER
"Yes, Mrs. Adams it is my pot, and I'm taking it with me when I leave!" -Sara Jessica Parker-SITC.
Not that I'm into pot but, it was a great episode.
"You used to be in silent pictures. you used to be big"
"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
-Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard
"I'll punchisize your face.....for FREE!" - Super Troopers
"If I'm not back in five minutes just...wait longer!" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Breleigh & Mason
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
~Princess Bride~
Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!
~Short Circuit 2~
Anything from Super Troopers!
I also like most of Happy Gilmore. Especially "I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?" "Um, er, NO!"
"You sound like a mix between Fergie and Jesus." Dale from Stepbrothers, in reference to Brennan's voice.
Oh gosh this a good one....I'll have to think of some more.
Good picks!!!
I like these two b/c DH is always telling this to Harmon:
"You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother."
and "Your my favorite botique gift item!"
~Both from Ghost Busters 2"
fine fine, comedies...
"i don't even have any good skills. like nunchuks, or bowhunting skills, or computer hacker skills. girls like boyfriends with skills." -napoleon dynamite
"same-sies" -superbad
Another from step brothers;
Dale: Did you touch my drumset?
Brennan: Nope.
Dale: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching cops.
"Are you CRYING? He's CRYING! There's no crying in baseball! Theres no CRYING in BASEBALL"
A League of their own.
I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
So, everybody does that.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
National Lampoon's Vacation
God, I must be old--mine's from Pretty Woman:
Julia Roberts, loaded up with shopping bags to snooty Rodeo Drive sales clerk: "Remember me? I was in here the other day. You wouldn't wait on me? You work on commission, right? BIG mistake! Big. HUGE. I have to go shopping now..."
On Christmas Lucy's stockings got a whole in them, and all I kept saying is "Look honey, I got a run in my pantyhose, I'm not wearing pantyhose"
I PPH that movie!!!!
GREAT ONE!
But the best all time would have to be any line from THE GODFATHER...
Michael Corleone hugs he brother " You broke my heart Fredo, you broke my heart" while giving the look to his bodygaurd
I feel the NEED...the NEED for SPEED!
pretty much the ENTIRE movie of Step Brothers is CLASSIC! me and DH probably have watched that movie at least 20 times AND can recite the entire movie, by heart.....(its quite sad, and we switch roles, either im Brennan or he's dale, and vice versa)
one of my faves from the movie is...
"I just wanna roll you up into a ball and shove you into my vagina....uhhhhmm what?..."
Christmas Vacation: Eddie..I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet.
Merry Christmas! Sh!tters Full!
Elf: I like to smile, smilings my favorite!
(loooong belch) Did you hear that??
Talladega Nights: I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
I wake up in the morning and I p!ss excellence!
So many!!!!
Yes, definitely, I always say this and "That... just... happened! Shake and bake!!"
Also love "I'll take a pina colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? I totally have it." 13 Going on 30 and "I'm sorry I crammed 11 cookies into the VCR." Elf
We had some friends over and we were all quoting the movie, it was like we didn't even need to have it on! haha I LOVE that movie
"Toepick!" and "What? It's not like his nose was perfect." Both from the Cutting Edge
"Dammn, Dammn, Dammn!" "Prudy!" "You shut up, too!" - Support Your Local Sheriff
"You know that little white speck on top of chicken shiit? Well, that little white speck is chicken shiit, too." -Pure Country
I can't believe no one has said this -
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"
Dirty Dancing - I saw the play and when they said this line at the end the whole place started cheering and clapping! Classic!
From The Breakfast Club:
The Nerd: Without engineers, there'd be no electricity.
The Bad Boy: Without lamps, there'd be no light.
LOL, I can't believe no one said it either! That has to be the best!