I really enjoyed having this last week to have something to chat about over the weekend, so here it goes!
Feel free to answer all or some of the questions. Or add your own!
Porn... yay or nay?
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!)
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet?
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?
Me: 28 DH: 29
Married: August 2014
TTC #1 Since March 2015
Diagnosed with PCOS March 2016
SA results normal April 2016
3 rounds clomid + trigger + TI = BFN
3 rounds clomid + trigger + IUI = BFN
Uterine polyp removed July 2017
Round 1 IVF January 2018
Re: Weekend "After Dark" Chat
Porn... yay or nay? I watch it on occasion if I wanna squeeze one out. I'm more of a erotica person though. I do enjoy watching Sybian videos. I totally wish I had enough money for a Sybian. It's like an insane sit down vibrator. Watch a video, you will be amazed.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? When I was dating I used to get Brazilian waxes pretty regularly. Now I'm married n lazy and cheap. Plus the ingrowns are a bitch.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? If DH is struggling to finish I talk dirty as hell. It helps him get off.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? This wasn't embarrassing as much as awkward but when we first started dating, DH put on a random sexy music pandora station and the first song was "if I were a boy" by Beyoncé. It was just soooooo random and we both busted out laughing. Totally killed the sexy mood though.
DS: 5 years old
TTC #2 since August 2015
July 2016: Testing cycle with 100 mg Clomid = BFN
August 2016: 50 mg Clomid + IUI = BFN
October 2016: IVF#1 - 13 retrieved / 12 mature / 9 fertilized / 2 blasts
November 2016: FET#1 = chemical
January 2017: FET#2 = chemical
March 2017: IVF#2 - 18 retrieved / 18 mature / 16 fertilized / 5 blasts
May 24, 2017: FET#4 - BFP! - Beta #1 151 - Beta #2 503 - Due date 2/9/18
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? I shave it all off. More for me than DH. I really don't like body hair. I've always considered waxing, but I couldn't stand the period where you have to wait for it to grow in so you can wax again.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? I'm not so much a dirty talker. I make a lot of noise, but don't talk so much.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? When we were younger DHs mom walked in on us fooling around. It was early in the game so we weren't naked or anything yet, but it was pretty clear what we were doing. I couldn't look at her for months!!
Me: 28 DH: 29
Married: August 2014
TTC #1 Since March 2015
Diagnosed with PCOS March 2016
SA results normal April 2016
3 rounds clomid + trigger + TI = BFN
3 rounds clomid + trigger + IUI = BFN
Uterine polyp removed July 2017
Round 1 IVF January 2018
Nay for me. I usually get lost in feeling sad for the woman. I wonder what work she has done on her body and it bums me out when they fake orgasms and say silly things.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!)
Hah no. I just trim to keep things under control, but I refuse to shave completely or shave it into a silly shape.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet?
Nothing totally off the wall - but if I'm drunk or just in a SUPER good mood I will get talkative. But I don't turn into a porn star or anything.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?
Ummmm I had to make a guy stop one time when I was just super dry and we didnt have any lube. It hurt
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? Hubs and I were both competitive swimmers so everything gets shaved. I've also had a VCH since 16. I like the plain hot pink metal bent barbell for it.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? That's the go-to trick to make him blow his load. It's great when it's well-timed, I don't want the novelty to wear off.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? My HS BF and I pulled into a church parking lot on a weeknight to bang one out in his 1985 Buick LeSabre wagon. Weeknight church parking lots were typically empty and private. Once the windows got steamed up there was a knock. It was the priest! Or pastor... it was a baptist church and it's turns out they're way cooler with shenanigans than our Catholic priests were!
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!)
I don't like body hair so I keep it completely shaven. I like Brazilian waxing but it's costly.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? I talk dirty if drunk. If sober we are both pretty quiet.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? I can't really think of anything too embarrassing. Mostly awkward stuff. FI is significantly taller than me so in certain positions or places (shower) it's really awkward finding comfortable positions and getting into groove
DX Diminished Ovarian Reserve, Factor V Leiden Mutation, Secondary Infertility
MFI (SA #1Count 11mill, Motility: 18%, Morphology: 1%)
AMH .328 | FSH 13.2
Grooming: not for a long time...sorry dh
Talk: nah, dh is bad at it
Embarassing: oh lord, sometimes a little fart squeezes out during sex....the worst!! It happens regularly.
Actually i totally agree.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) I used to shave while dating, and when we were engaged and before the wedding I did Brazilians. Now I just keep it trimmed. Sorry, DH.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? I don't love to talk dirty, but I know DH loves it so it has been known to happen.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? Um....when DS was little he walked in on us one time. It was the middle of the night, so we weren't expecting it at all! He was too little to know what was going on, but DH and I were terrified and hid behind the bed trying to get our clothes on.
Me: 33 H: 36
Married: 12/14/13 DS: 1/29/09
BFP2: 10/9/15 MMC: 11/12/15
BFP3: 4/6/16 DD: 12/12/16
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) I keep the top trimmed short because I get awful razor burn there. Everything else gets shaved. I used to have a piercing but took it out in early college.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? I make noise but I don't like to talk dirty and I HATE it when DH tries to
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? I can't really think of anything horribly awful. The worst is when we haven't had sex in a while and I orgasm almost as soon as he touches me. It's like premature ejaculation but for a female. Then it takes FOREVER for me to have a 2nd one, if we are willing to put in a lot of work. I wish I could have them closer together.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!)
Oh yes, I had laser hair removal on all of it. Best investment ever. It's been a couple of years and I'm in need of a few touch up sessions, but it beats shaving once a week.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet?
This seems like a common answer...only if I'm drunk! Sometimes if I put a lot of effort into it, like lingerie and lighting, a little dance, the whole 9 then I'll do a little dirty talk otherwise I have to be drunk. I feel silly!
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?
Lots of these...the most embarrassing though would have to be when we were at a friends house party and went into his room and got it on. I was on top and three of our friends walked in on us. To this day every time I see any of them they always put their hands in front of their man boobs and move them up and down and say remember that time...yes, yes I do. Thanks for the reminder.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? I usually try to keep it trimmed, and sometimes I shave it. I've also waxed it before, but since I'm terrified of getting a brazilian done professionally I do it at home with a wax it. It's...well. I need to just suck it up and pay to get it done.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? Pretty quiet in this house. I mean, we chat! But nothing dirty.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? When DH and I were first married we had to live at his parents' house for about four months before we moved to India. So...sex in his childhood bedroom, with his mom yelling up at us from downstairs. Also there was the time we broke the bed in India. Ha! It had an unstable joint and we actually ended up breaking it repeatedly, but DH didn't want to have our landlord fix it because he was irrationally afraid that he was going to replace it with two twin beds. Eventually I got mad enough that I told the landlord and it was fixed the next day.
TTC #1 January 2016
BFP April 18 2016 | EDD December 29, 2016
Welcome baby A! January 9, 2017
TTC#2 March 2018
BFP March 30, 2018 | EDD December 12, 2018
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) About once a month I shave it all, usually right after my period. I mean, not every single month. But, I do feel fresh afterward. It is about the only time my husband will go down on me. So, that is my incentive.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? talk? like sexy talk? my husband has been begging me to talk dirty in bed for years. I HATE it. When I am drunk I do get a little chatty, but not in a sexy way.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? pregnant sex is embarrassing. period. one time when I was getting pretty large, I peed. Yep, all out peed. On DH. So, that was fun. And then when I was breastfeeding I would leak breastmilk. I wore a bra for awhile. It was such a turn off for me to see breastmilk dropping on DH.
DH: 30 year old pneumatic electrical engineer
BFP: June 25, 2016 and MC: July 3, 2016
DD2: April 16, 2017
BFP: November 30, 2018 EDD: August 14, 2019
K born 8/31/12
C born 1/11/14
BFP #3 Nov 2014: D&C January 2015
BFP #4 Sept 2016: Due May 31 2017
I've really never watched much in the way of porn. I could be open to it if I even knew where to look. And I HATE when DH watches it. Makes me feel like he needs someone else instead of me and drives me crazy. I found a bunch on his laptop the other day and being all emotional accused him of not wanting a baby since he was just getting rid of his sperm.. Clearly not my most sane day.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!)
I shave sometimes. Usually one a month or sometimes two. I used to not have a hair there every.. Marriage!
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet?
quiet. I'm too awkward to talk dirty.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?
we were renting an apartment in my moms house and you could get in without going outside. It was Christmas time. She took the presents she had for her husband upstairs. We got busy.. She forgot one and walked in, then back out super fast. A minute later I got a text saying "when you have a minute can you bring up the present I left behind?"
DH: 30 year old pneumatic electrical engineer
BFP: June 25, 2016 and MC: July 3, 2016
DD2: April 16, 2017
BFP: November 30, 2018 EDD: August 14, 2019
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!)
Nah, just keep it trimmed. It's my way of showing I care.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet?
We're pretty quiet. I also use it to hurry things along when needed though.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?
I think the worst was something like, we were going at it with me on top in the early morning while staying with his parents and his dad knocked on the door. I angled my body so from the top of the covers up it looked like I was sleeping facedown with space between me and DH. Then his dad came in and got something that he needed. And I'm just thinking - your son is inside me... I have no idea if he suspected but I was embarrassed!
April 2016 - AMH, FSH, Progesterone normal
June 2016 - HSG clear
*TW* BFP - Aug16, demise confirmed Sep16, incomplete m/c, D&C Nov16
BFP 3/27/17, edd 12/7/17
DS - 12/9/17
TTC #2 December 2018
BFP 2/22/19, edd 11/4/19
DD - 11/1/19
My Chart
April 2016 - AMH, FSH, Progesterone normal
June 2016 - HSG clear
*TW* BFP - Aug16, demise confirmed Sep16, incomplete m/c, D&C Nov16
BFP 3/27/17, edd 12/7/17
DS - 12/9/17
TTC #2 December 2018
BFP 2/22/19, edd 11/4/19
DD - 11/1/19
My Chart
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) I used to get brazillians and still would if it weren't so expensive. I shave and I hate it but hate prickly grow-out more.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? I feel silly talking dirty unless I'm plastered.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? We figured out pulling all the way in and out while doggy style makes me queef a lot... we'll go with that. Hilarious. I queef so I laugh which makes me queef more. H doesn't do that anymore XD
BFP #2 3/21 EDD 11/28/16
DH: 30 year old pneumatic electrical engineer
BFP: June 25, 2016 and MC: July 3, 2016
DD2: April 16, 2017
BFP: November 30, 2018 EDD: August 14, 2019
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) Meh. I do, but is mostly because if I don't the hair actually gets long. Like.... loooong. I could braid it.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? I'm a screamer, but I can talk it up if the moment calls for it.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? Back when I was young and adventurous, my BF at the time and I had sex in a rowboat out on the lake near his cabin. Sex in a boat is hard. We tipped the boat, fell in the lake and some guys who were fishing across the lake were cheering for us.
Grooming? This is actually hilarious. I've gotten so bad at shaving at all that I'm surprised DH can even find my vagina. God, I need to do better. In my defense, DS and I shower together 98% of the time. I'm lucky if I get a solo shower once every 2 weeks.
Talk dirty? Typically towards the end. It helps DH get off.
Most embarrassing? I honestly can't think of anything other than an erratic queef every once in a while...Oh God...Hold up...got it.
When DH (was still boyfriend then) and I were in college, his freshmen year his down was set up ridiculously. He had an adjoining room with a roommate, but you had to walk through DH's room to get to his roommate's. One night I was going to town on his dong and his roommate opened the door and just stood there. I didn't notice until DH hip-checked me. Whoops!
@Megzb510 - I just googled this contraption. OMG...how did I not know this existed. Guess what I'm doing the rest of the night?
@Lizzie5831 - totally LOLd at "double click on out...Madden" because I can relate!
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) I shave everything down there.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? I always talked dirty during sex but it's a huge turn off for DH. I'm not sure why but it's just an instant mood killer for him. So I don't talk dirty anymore and let all my moaning and such say it for me.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? So this isn't something that happened during sex but during other sexual fooling around. The guy I dated the first year of college was taking me home one night (I was still living with my parents instead of living on campus) and he decided he wanted a little more time after dinner or the movie or whatever it was we'd been doing. I don't remember exactly. Anyhow the story is similar to @Lizzie5831 , my BF pulled over into the nearest parking lot which happened to be a church. We were messing around in the back seat when we hear a knock on the window and a flashlight shines in. It was the church security guard and the police. The police made me call my mother to come get me since I was still 17 and therefor underage. I was so incredibly embarrassed I could have died.
TTC#1: January 2015- September 2016
Infertility, Recurrent Pregnancy Loss
Rainbow baby born June 6, 2017 ❤️
Baby #2 due June 12, 2018
April 2016 - AMH, FSH, Progesterone normal
June 2016 - HSG clear
*TW* BFP - Aug16, demise confirmed Sep16, incomplete m/c, D&C Nov16
BFP 3/27/17, edd 12/7/17
DS - 12/9/17
TTC #2 December 2018
BFP 2/22/19, edd 11/4/19
DD - 11/1/19
My Chart
Porn... yay or nay? Why not
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) nothing besides waxing.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? More quiet
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? Can't say I've ever had a hugely embarrassing moment, the worst one was probably not during sex but my DS was playing in my wardrobe while I was showing my dad something in my room, and he came out and handed my dad a vibrator... That was embarrassing.
DS - January 2014
TTCAL | April 2016
CP | June 2016
CP | July 2016
There is a whole variety of stuff there. Disclaimer- like most erotic/adult themed sites, there is a shit ton of messed up / triggering stuff on there but it's categorized pretty well so you can avoid it and find what your kinky heart desires.
DS: 5 years old
TTC #2 since August 2015
July 2016: Testing cycle with 100 mg Clomid = BFN
August 2016: 50 mg Clomid + IUI = BFN
October 2016: IVF#1 - 13 retrieved / 12 mature / 9 fertilized / 2 blasts
November 2016: FET#1 = chemical
January 2017: FET#2 = chemical
March 2017: IVF#2 - 18 retrieved / 18 mature / 16 fertilized / 5 blasts
May 24, 2017: FET#4 - BFP! - Beta #1 151 - Beta #2 503 - Due date 2/9/18
DH: 30 year old pneumatic electrical engineer
BFP: June 25, 2016 and MC: July 3, 2016
DD2: April 16, 2017
BFP: November 30, 2018 EDD: August 14, 2019
I keep it trimmed and looking neat but nothing more than that.
It kind of depends on my mood / the mood we're in. If we're having a quickie, then there's really not much talking but there have been several times where we liked dirty talking.
Getting AF in the middle of foreplay.
Married: 06-2024
TTC #1: Since November 2015
Restarted TTC "count" Oct. 2016
due to previous issues.
***TW***
BFP: 11/4/2016
BFP: 07/17/2024
2. I try to make it look well-groomed but then accidentally end up taking off more on one side, then I try to make it even, and eventually it all just has to come off. I can't just go walking around with an uneven muff...
3. I like some dirty after a few drinks but my husband just feels silly when he tries.
4. I broke his penis! It has a nice lean to the left now. We tried to get all crafty and tried a counter surface. He got a little too into it and ended up slamming into the side of the counter (In hindsight- better the counter than me! He really put some back into it)
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Started TTC #1 November 2015
BFP 6/10/2016 - EDD 2/22/2017
@LizaKate1213 He had to get a small surgery to repair the torn muscle (it's actually called a penile fracture but it sure looked broken).
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) - If I had it my way, I'd shave it all off, but I creeps DH out. He says it reminds him of prepubescent girls, which makes him want to hurl in that context. I use an electric beard trimmer on the lowest setting to trim it really short. It's a good compromise.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? - I loooove dirty talk. That, and a little spanking gets me errtime!
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? - That would have to be with the guy I was dating before DH. We got pretty drunk at a party one night and since I'm a horny drunk, I decided I needed to blow him in the car ASAP. He was rather large and after numerous beers and Jell-O shots, the ol' gag reflex took over and I threw up all in his car. Luckily, none of it actually got on him. The worst part was we were so drunk, we didn't bother to clean it up until the next morning. I specifically remember him getting out of the car, shooshing me, saying "don't tell anybody," and then going back to the party like nothing had happened LOL.
Porn... yay or nay?
Yep - not everytime but I'm up for it solo or together.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!)
No gems but it's all gone down there.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet?
Not really, I have done it with partners in the past but for some reason with SO I think I would just find it hilarius.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?
I was faking an orgasm once only to look down and see (my ex) looking up at me with a very confused face. Then I realised he wasnt even 'in' me. I was drunk so I just said "Oh for F Sake" and slumped down on the pillow and went to sleep.
TEAM: PINK!!
ME: 31 | DH: 31
Married: April 2015
TTC (BBT & FF) #1: April 2015 (Off BC: January 2015)
Fur Baby: 1 English Mastiff (Rupert)
Porn... yay or nay?
I'm down, I use it more when I'm flying solo, but DH and I sometimes bring it out.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!)
I have nothing down there, haven't since high school. All the other girls were doing strips. I tried it, messed up, like it, and have been bare since.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet?
I don't care for DH talking dirty to me, but he enjoys it when I do it. If I've have a bit too many, then I'm all for it.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?
Nothing really crazy. I've given a few ridiculous strip teases. I'm pretty awkward, so I'm not proud of it, slightly embarrassed, but DH enjoyed.
It looked a bit something like this.
Do you do any special grooming of your nether region? (Vagazzeling? Do people actually do this?!?!) Nope.
Do you like to talk dirty during sex or are you more quiet? I make noises, but no real talking.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? Nothing much, I fallen sleep mid sex, cause of to much drinking and being a morning person not a late night person.
Married to my Soul Mate since 09/06/09