April 2016 Moms

FFFC 1/22/16

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Re: FFFC 1/22/16

  • DH has decided to quit smoking (insert me jumping for joy) but in doing so has chosen to go cold turkey.  I am super emotional this week and he is being a detoxing asshole.  I almost bought him a pack last night to save myself anymore tears from him being short and snarky.  But I refrained because I know better.  But I am still considering it!  Decisions, decisions on the lesser of two evils!
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  • I lost it on DH this am because he tells me he had a rough week and just needs a little extra sleep. His rough week is working two 10 hour days with a client, working two late nights in the office and one late night at his friends house working on his work truck. Don't mind your wife who has worked all week, chased after a toddler, made dinners AND cleaned up afterwards and is growing your second child, while you think you deserve an extra hour of sleep.

    More of my bf than confession but since he is sleeping in I am letting Dd sleep in as well. He usually takes her over to daycare anyways but she might bite his head off if she sleeps through Mom leaving for work.
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  • I want to punch my coworker in the face. 

    After being on short-term leave for 6 weeks due to having stoke and me covering her work while neglecting most of mine, she had the fucking nerve to say to me today, "Well, what did you actually do of mine while I was out?" Bitch. 


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  • mmm Licorice are my favorite jelly beans.
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  • yodiggity said:
    mmm Licorice are my favorite jelly beans.
    And I know @Knottie9983816 loves buttered popcorn...so while this tactic may not work in practice, in theory at least I'm being passively aggressive >:)
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  • lol At Easter I buy multiple bags of the just black jelly beans. 

    Fyi: they make your poop super green if you eat too many.
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  • We were supposed to check up a new play group, but My 4yr old is still sleeping soundly. if she doesnt wake up by 10, i will get her up. Plus this momma is so tired, I slept in till 8:30.
  • @AmadorRose , I know you're right...but if he could just tone down the asshole a tad, or walk away without saying the things he has been saying, we'd all be happier.  I'm about to punch him!
    It'll be like {face-punch} shut up you asshole...but I'm still hella proud of you!  Good job quitting Hubz!
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  • @briterfly84 OMG I love that meme!  :D I actually put a meme on every agenda slide each day...this is todays:

    But I seriously want to change it to that one! I'm actually using regular Jelly Belly's, but I'd love to freak the students out that they might bite into a booger bean!  >:)
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  • @mrsweldontobe ..... what does it stand for if that's not it? Because that's what I thought too!
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  • FTW = for the win
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  • @mrsweldontobe ..... what does it stand for if that's not it? Because that's what I thought too!

    For the win
  • I full on ugly cried at my Doctor's this morning after I threw up my three hour glucose drink and learned I had to go through all of this again next week. Pity party for one right here.
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  • I forgot my healthy lunch two days in a row and got pizza both days.

    I didn't care and was happy about it.
  • rebelone said:
    I flipped out on my husband and 17 year old daughter last night because I'm expected to cook AND do dishes. Fuck that. So last night I tried cooking and there was no counter space clean - it was full of dishes and both sinks were full. After I flipped out both of them got off their ass and finally cleaned me a spot to work and they promised to do dishes today. They apologized and I apologized for blowing up. FFFC: I'm not really sorry at all. They deserved it.
    This is the house rule, I cook, you clean. It works both ways. Except it only seems to actually work when SO cooks, I clean because when I cook, I also seem to be doing the cleaning. Wth? I also clean as I cook unlike SO but I feel you. No need to even pretend to be sorry.
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  • rebelonerebelone member
    edited January 2016
    yodiggity said:
    rebelone said:
    I flipped out on my husband and 17 year old daughter last night because I'm expected to cook AND do dishes. Fuck that. So last night I tried cooking and there was no counter space clean - it was full of dishes and both sinks were full. After I flipped out both of them got off their ass and finally cleaned me a spot to work and they promised to do dishes today. They apologized and I apologized for blowing up. FFFC: I'm not really sorry at all. They deserved it.
    This is the house rule, I cook, you clean. It works both ways. Except it only seems to actually work when SO cooks, I clean because when I cook, I also seem to be doing the cleaning. Wth? I also clean as I cook unlike SO but I feel you. No need to even pretend to be sorry.


    In theory, that's how it's supposed to work here too, but they're lazy asses. I told them the rule before. So when the dishes don't get done, I can ask them, give them reminders until I'm blue in the face and then when I start getting pissy about it not getting done then I'm out of line (according to them). Seems like the only time dishes gets done is if I do them myself or if I get mad at someone to do it. It's not fair. We all HATE dishes.

    I already threatened to stop cooking from hereon last night and my husband said go ahead. I'm sure he didn't mean it because they always love what I cook. I was so pissed last night. I was swearing around and crying, etc., that kitchen last night was sooooo bad and the recipe I tried out last night ended up being labor intensive than what it had originally appeared and it required lots of dishes, which I had to wash beforehand because there was nothing clean.

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  • @briterfly84 I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it! I kinda like our interpretation better.
  • I think Girl Scout cookies are gross. Like, seriously EW.  

    This would have been an UO, but I decided I'd rather say it flame-free :)
  • cmjenkies said:
    @AGK2015 on the 8th day, God created thin mints. More for me!
    And then, about 5 chapters later, he realized the world was entirely too full of samoas tagalogs trefoils evil that he sent a flood to wipe the whole place clean.  Congratulations on contributing to the coming apocalypse.
  • I'm not looking forward to being stuck in the house for the next 3-4 days with the hubby.  Blizzards aren't fun when pregnant.
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  • HoneyCME said:

    I'm not looking forward to being stuck in the house for the next 3-4 days with the hubby.  Blizzards aren't fun when pregnant.

    I would give my left arm for that much time with DH. We haven't had a day off together since we got back from our Christmas road trip and the few hours we get together here and there are spent with one or both of us doing homework.
  • cmjenkiescmjenkies member
    edited January 2016
    AGK2015 said:


    cmjenkies said:

    @AGK2015 on the 8th day, God created thin mints.

    More for me!

    And then, about 5 chapters later, he realized the world was entirely too full of samoas tagalogs trefoils evil that he sent a flood to wipe the whole place clean.  Congratulations on contributing to the coming apocalypse.

    ---- QBF ----

    I have no idea what any of those are? Samoas, tagalogs, and trefoils? I think one may be a Shortbread.. Samoas maybe? The fact that the names of Girl Scout cookies are regional is seriously weird.

    If I died in a swarm/flood/rain of Thin Mints, at least I'd die happy.
  • cmjenkies said:
    cmjenkies said:
    @AGK2015 on the 8th day, God created thin mints. More for me!
    And then, about 5 chapters later, he realized the world was entirely too full of samoas tagalogs trefoils evil that he sent a flood to wipe the whole place clean.  Congratulations on contributing to the coming apocalypse.
    ---- QBF ---- I have no idea what any of those are? Samoas, tagalogs, and trefoils? I think one may be a Shortbread.. Samoas maybe? The fact that the names of Girl Scout cookies are regional is seriously weird. If I died in a swarm/flood/rain of Thin Mints, at least I'd die happy.
    Trefoils are the shortbread ones and a waste of space. Samoas are the ones with coconut. Tagalongs (not tagalog - that's a language, ha!) are the peanut butter and chocolate ones. But thin mints are, of course, the best. We just went on a hunt around our office to find someone who was selling cookies, and I'm very happy to report that we were successful! So I'm just sitting here, eating thin mints and procrastinating calling my OB to ask if my glucose results are in yet...
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  • cmjenkiescmjenkies member
    edited January 2016
    @AEG84 so..

    Samoas = Caramel Delights
    Tagalongs = Peanut Butter Patties
    Trefoils = Shortbreads
    Thin Mints = Heaven

    Glad we're on the same page.
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