Kids say the darned things.....

Re: Kids say the darned things.....

• aj1327 member

  January 2016

  Honestly, your son is awesome @Sammy K

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• Sammy K member

  January 2016

  As long as you all are entertained, I'll keep sharing!

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• henrytviii member

  January 2016

  DS: "I don't want a compliment" while screaming and sobbing.
  
  Okay then buddy, how about an insult: "You are a crybaby with limited vocabulary.". Kidding, he's three, I just tried not to laugh at his distress.
  
  And my current favorite, "J is really good at sharing Mom. He doesn't cry when I take everything from him" Referring to his 7 month old brother.

  

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• corndogrobot member

  January 2016

  "I know how babies get in you. You go to the beach and you get some sand in your body. And then... You know. "
  
  I'm super confused. Where the hell did my kid get this?

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• HoosOnFirst member

  January 2016

  Maybe he was thinking of oysters and pearls?

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• corndogrobot member

  January 2016

  ^^^ I hope so!! That would make more sense!!

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• devyns2nd member

  January 2016

  DD has the best names for her dolls...reader reader, frozen love, Sylvie left fork or Sylvie Dale (our cat), fat cousin and cinderulla.
  
  She also has chapped lips and calls it old lip/New lip when they peel. Yesterday it was bad and she says "oh no this is my last new lip".

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