Oh, oh, here's one that I know the ladies here will get a kick out of....she told him that if he wants to be with her then she never wants to hear about his kids again. She's a freaking catch.
Warning TMI Is anyone else making deals with their child and or stomach ? I'm now at the point where I'm actually talking to these two and it goes like this, "okay id really like to keep this food down and or just not puke right now, in return you can just not let me poop or giving me burning diarrhea but please do not let this come flaming up my esophagus I'm afraid it's already burnt to a crisp, please and thank you mom.."
Warning TMI Is anyone else making deals with their child and or stomach ? I'm now at the point where I'm actually talking to these two and it goes like this, "okay id really like to keep this food down and or just not puke right now, in return you can just not let me poop or giving me burning diarrhea but please do not let this come flaming up my esophagus I'm afraid it's already burnt to a crisp, please and thank you mom.."
I'm sorry, a lot of you are going to find what I say next to be totally inappropriate, but I think it's funny and I'm only here to entertain myself.
Warning TMI Is anyone else making deals with their child and or stomach ? I'm now at the point where I'm actually talking to these two and it goes like this, "okay id really like to keep this food down and or just not puke right now, in return you can just not let me poop or giving me burning diarrhea but please do not let this come flaming up my esophagus I'm afraid it's already burnt to a crisp, please and thank you mom.."
These conversations will continue after they are born but it is you asking them to not barf or blow out their ass anymore
18 month old DD woke up on new year's morning throwing up. Thankfully it only lasted a few hours. My mom texted me last night to say she is throwing up and running to the bathroom. Guess who it hit at 3am? Damnit.
DD got ALL the Baribie things for Christmas. She's the only grandchild in either family, so there are 6 grandparents, 5 aunts, and 3 uncles that buy for her. There is so much stuff around this place it's nuts and I have zippy energy to deal with organizing it.
@dolewhipper I am REALLY uncomfortable with all the articles that are like "when you visit the new family, clean their house!" I'm sure it's lovely and I always bring food when I visit a new family, but I really don't want any to think that I expect them to do any of that.
I washed dishes for my SIL, and changed the babies (twins)and feed them so she could shower. It was the little things.
I think it's an amazing gift to give, I just would feel so weird asking for it!
Our godson was hospitalized this past winter for nearly two months. I'd take our friends' laundry home periodically, feed their cats, made food, etc.
Our friends, who were SUPER appreciative, are now asking what they can do for us since I'm battling morning sickness. Don't ask! I'm not going to tell you to come clean my toilet or throw dinner in the crock pot! Just jump in and do something. You know us well enough to make an educated guess at what would be helpful.
@dolewhipper I am REALLY uncomfortable with all the articles that are like "when you visit the new family, clean their house!" I'm sure it's lovely and I always bring food when I visit a new family, but I really don't want any to think that I expect them to do any of that.
I washed dishes for my SIL, and changed the babies (twins)and feed them so she could shower. It was the little things.
I think it's an amazing gift to give, I just would feel so weird asking for it!
Our godson was hospitalized this past winter for nearly two months. I'd take our friends' laundry home periodically, feed their cats, made food, etc.
Our friends, who were SUPER appreciative, are now asking what they can do for us since I'm battling morning sickness. Don't ask! I'm not going to tell you to come clean my toilet or throw dinner in the crock pot! Just jump in and do something. You know us well enough to make an educated guess at what would be helpful.
QBF
I don't know. I always ask how I can help and without direction, I don't know that I would be comfortable just "jumping right in." As one poster (on iPhone can't remember who) said she doesn't like it when her husband folds the towels so I wouldn't want to do something imposing or that would make a person uncomfortable or whatever.
Anyway, what I'm getting at is that sometimes we have to tell others what we need. I don't mean to register for it, just let those that are willing to help know how they can be helpful. If they are offering, why is it terrible to tell them how they can best help you? Then they don't have to try to read your mind.
DH left this morning to go to training. He won't be back until late Thursday night. This is the first time I've been alone with the kids all by myself. I'm a little scared.
Ugh. If a video game isn't fun, why keep playing it?? DH is yelling at a game but keeps playing. It's pissing me off. If something pisses me off that much, I walk away and do something else.
@ButterMyBiscuit Even worse are the hashtags for babies, I think. I have a few friends that started hash tagging their offspring the moment they announced their pregnancy, and are still using that same hashtag for their kid now that it's a few years old. I hate that. So much.
@ButterMyBiscuit My husband and I were in a wedding this spring and the couple had a cutesy hashtag, but midway through that debaucherous weekend we had convinced everyone that the unofficial-offical hashtag was #atleastnobodygotarrested, and that began being used predominantly.
What's great is that my phone STILL remembers that.
I don't get the wedding hashtags either. The best one I saw was one that was a combo of his and her last names. Unfortunately, they didn't google beforehand and their made up hashtag was a slang term for a kinky sexual act. They stopped using the hashtag pretty quick after that!
I also had an acquaintance that started hash tagging all of her baby's photos with #hipsterbaby immediately after it was born. I'm sorry, you putting your baby in a starwars onesie and then calling it a hipster is the lamest thing ever. At least go with #normcorebaby.
baby hashtags I don't get but the wedding hashtags were kinda cool to search on Instagram to see everyone's pics when my SIL got married in Napa this past August. There were a lot of people there and the days beforehand everyone was off doing there own thing. We rented a huge house on a vineyard which for obvious reasons became the party house. It was a trip to see everyone's pics afterwards.
I agree with @pinklady2015 I really enjoyed when my guests added our wedding hashtag to their photos so I could see them all. It wasn't anything overly cutesy though; just Hs last name and the date.
I did the wedding hashtag (just a combination of our last names with the date) and found it really helpful for getting all the pics from the weekend. Baby hashtags, though? NOPE.
I don't mind the hashtags where it makes sense or finishes a joke #but #I #dont #get #the #people #that #hashtag #every #word #noone #is #searching #the #word #amazing.
I only use hashtags on Instagram, otherwise I don't see the point! And @PinkLady2015 I also don't get the ones that hashtags every single word! Wtf are you doing?
I'm just against the ridiculous-sounding hashtags. Swervinwiththeirvins? WTF does that even MEAN?
Ugggghhh, it, like, totes #rhymes!!!
I know someone who uses "totes" and says "hashtag" in normal conversation. I thought she did it ironically at first... I was wrong.
Because I'm a total dick, I like to mimic the speech patterns of people like that. I physically can't do it without my head tilted hard to one side and my eyes so wide they are practically rolling out of my head. What's great is they #neverrrrr seem to catch on.
Re: Weekend Bitchfest
Is anyone else making deals with their child and or stomach ? I'm now at the point where I'm actually talking to these two and it goes like this, "okay id really like to keep this food down and or just not puke right now, in return you can just not let me poop or giving me burning diarrhea but please do not let this come flaming up my esophagus I'm afraid it's already burnt to a crisp, please and thank you mom.."
@Lindsayleigh1989 No, I don't negotiate with terrorists.
The joys of motherhood! (So worth it of course)
@Taymiller I'm okay with that as long as I'm not the one worried about blowing out my pants or puking or both at the same time haha
@Nerdchild really!?! Geeze where did he find such a gem of a woman? Perhaps in a dark alley way behind a garbage can?
@Lindsayleigh1989- nope. That's the big Christmas tree just a weird angle. I was going to take it down today but then the plague struck.
Married: May 16th 2015
Our godson was hospitalized this past winter for nearly two months. I'd take our friends' laundry home periodically, feed their cats, made food, etc.
Our friends, who were SUPER appreciative, are now asking what they can do for us since I'm battling morning sickness. Don't ask! I'm not going to tell you to come clean my toilet or throw dinner in the crock pot! Just jump in and do something. You know us well enough to make an educated guess at what would be helpful.
Our friends, who were SUPER appreciative, are now asking what they can do for us since I'm battling morning sickness. Don't ask! I'm not going to tell you to come clean my toilet or throw dinner in the crock pot! Just jump in and do something. You know us well enough to make an educated guess at what would be helpful.
QBF
I don't know. I always ask how I can help and without direction, I don't know that I would be comfortable just "jumping right in." As one poster (on iPhone can't remember who) said she doesn't like it when her husband folds the towels so I wouldn't want to do something imposing or that would make a person uncomfortable or whatever.
Anyway, what I'm getting at is that sometimes we have to tell others what we need. I don't mean to register for it, just let those that are willing to help know how they can be helpful. If they are offering, why is it terrible to tell them how they can best help you? Then they don't have to try to read your mind.
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What the actual fuck?
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What's great is that my phone STILL remembers that.
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I also had an acquaintance that started hash tagging all of her baby's photos with #hipsterbaby immediately after it was born. I'm sorry, you putting your baby in a starwars onesie and then calling it a hipster is the lamest thing ever. At least go with #normcorebaby.
Basically, just eat.
'Ohhhhh my gaawwwwd, he was so, like, hashtaggross!'
Edit: preschool safe words
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