I pretended to have a sore throat to get out of a Christmas party tonight. There was no way to be sure there would be good food, just booze, so why waste my energy? To be honest I really wasn't feeling well but now I think I'm just tired and uninspired to put on party clothes and go out in a foot of snow.
Really, I'm too tired to do anything that doesn't involve food. I can't bring myself to fold laundry, wrap presents or clean the bathrooms but I've literally made three batches of cookies and seven types of Christmas candy in the last few days.
I wish I could have you all over to eat candy and watch our bellies move around.
What's your guilty Christmas confession? Trust nest!
Re: I lied (and other confessions).
I haven't lied yet but.. This is the second year for a basketball tournament in honor of my MIL. It's two 6 hours days next week and I'm anticipating work to be 'really busy' all of a sudden. I love my husband but sitting in high school bleachers for that long was bad pre pregnancy and having all the teachers come up and make uncomfortable small talk about the baby and mentioning how happy my mil would have been having a grand baby is not my idea of a good time.
I don't mean to sound so heartless, for the most part I get along well with my husbands family. We moved states shortly after my mils passing to be on the same street as my fil and I make sure he has home cooked meals, check in on him often etc. but yes, sometimes I lie to have some peace and quiet to myself.
I know MIL is going to take it personally but I enjoy dressing MY child up in clothes I chose/like. I mean soon she'll want to choose her own...
Except maybe not. Well the lie turned out not to be a lie, damnit karma. The tiny bit slightly scratchy throat I used as an excuse turned into a full blown throat inferno overnight. Fever, aches, sneezes. Shit. This sucks. Husband told me I stunk and needed a shower and I started bawling.
I may murder my add/ocd hyper controlling father in law when he gets here in a couple hours. Tried to tell them I had the plague and to stay home but no luck. K bye I'll just be under the covers for the next two days. Bring me apple cider and prime rib.
Merry Christmas!!
Eta: words are hard
I just don't want to talk to anyone. Bah humbug.