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May 2016 Moms
gamommyx3
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Twatwaffle Tuesday
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Miraculously, I've gotten to 9:16am without anyone pissing me off yet today. I'm sure I will be contributing later. Anyone else???
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday
So happy DH did not go with me cause he would have stripped his moer (lost his patience) with them.
Especially those who bumped into me and seemingly did not see that I was pregnant.
I have one today. My freaking mail man. I ordered a kitchen set for my kids through the pampers gifts to grow program...aka it was free and you can't beat a free christmas gift they'll love. It arrived today. The jerk face pulled IN TO MY GARAGE AND HONKED HIS HORN UNTIL I ANSWERED THE DOOR!!!!! No, he didn't get his lazy butt out of his car, didn't knock, didn't nothing. He POPPED HIS TRUCK AND SAID "That's yours, take it" ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?! I'll be making a trip to the post office later and complaining. That is an all new low for him.
Don't get me started on the mail man. We had a great one but he retired almost two years ago. Things were fine for the first six months, until our new mail man caught a glimpse of our dog barking at him. Through the window. Inside the house. Now he refuses to deliver packages to our door. For awhile we had to go pick up any packages at the post office, even though I explained to him (nicely at first, then not so nicely, then I complained to his supervisor) that typically not only is she not outside during the day, she's shut up in our bedroom. Where there are no windows facing the street. He can't even see or hear her. But he knows she's there, so it's an excuse to not get off his duff. After enough complaining to our Postmaster, he finally agreed to deliver packages to our next door neighbor's house. Never mind that they have a BIGGER dog--he's never seen it. I dread the day he does.
He insisted on turning around in my yard vs my driveway every day. I complained. "There's no proof". So one day, it was super muddy and guess what? He got stuck. My neighbors came over to help push him out. I looked them dead in the eyes and said "over my dead body. Get off my property." Called the post office and told them their mailman was going to need a tow out of my yard. He was suspended for a week and hasn't done it since. Looking back on it, it was a bit much...but it got the job done and I get a good chuckle out of it lol
This man left my dds and I almost 10 years ago, my girls were 1 and 3 then, after years of cheating on me (with his boss, coworkers, even someone I then considered a good friend) for another so called friend. (The twat waffle award should go to ME for marrying this jerk in the first place). During our marriage he quit several jobs, eventually resulting in our house being lost to the bank and having to move in with my mother. Eventually I saw the light and let him go.
Fast forward, he moves in a new gf and I discover her son AS WELL AS HIS TEENAGE SON were sexually assaulting my then 5 year old. Of course I took all measures to ensure my daughter was mentally and physically on from these experiences which includes a final court order stating both boys must be in a public supervised situation if they were to be around my girls. Prior to this child support was not an issue, but of course, that didn't last long and so I let the courts taje care of that for me. The order allows him every other full weekend visits as well as Friday and Saturdays on alternating weeks.
However, he can't seem to keep a job ,there's been 8 in 8 years) and has moved almost 400 kilometers away from them (6 moves so far) Also, he's on live in gf #4. He has never exercised his right to the alternating weekends, withheld child support resulting in federal actions against him 3 times in the last 2 years (wages garnished, passport and lisence revoked) and has moved in his son and allowing the girls (now 9 and 11) to spend full weekends with this child molester.
He has never once shown up for his alternating weekends and misses at least one full weekend a month. He sees them less than 52 days a year.
So in September when I was served court papers I was dumbstruck. He's asking for 3 full weekends a month and claiming I abuse my daughter's. But whatever, I tell myself, I'm not letting this Douche canoe ruin my happy family. I have no doubts about my parenting and I have no doubts the court will not side with him (he missed last weekend because he went to Mexico instead) but what's really burning my ass is his constant bashing me online. I know better than to let it get to me but seriously I want to SCREAM are you fucking kidding me.
I wish this man would get the mental help HE needs and find some peace and happiness in his own life. Once he discovered my SO and I were expecting he completely went off the rails, even resorting to bashing SO and our baby online. Who does that?!!
I get that he's got anger issues and seemingly can't let go but our girls do not need to suffer because he can't sort his life out.
Ugh I needed to get that off my chest. Sorry it was so long..It was the condensed version
Edit: scary grammar
Also DH. I know I asked him to do something this morning. We got in the car. He hadn't done it. He said I never asked. He then proceeded to say it was probably my pregnancy brain and I never really said it. Just bc you weren't listening or forgot to do something doesn't make me crazy. It's just great bc I now fully anticipate him taking advantage of my forgetfulness.
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@jessiedee13 + @emma+karen, I think ya'lls are my favorites (sorry) and I would enjoy any other mailman stories you have today!
My third is the lack of sleep. I had an awful dream last night woke up at 3:30 this morning and couldn't go back to bed! I didn't have to be up until 6:15
This stupid Candidate (I'm a healthcare recruiter), answered the phone for our first phone interview (3 weeks ago) claims she forgot we had an interview and asked me to call her at 4pm. Fine. Gave her the benefit of the doubt... Rescheduled her for 4. Then she sends an email that she's leaving work at 4 and wants me to call her at 4:10 so that she can be sure to get out of th building for our call. Okay. I call her on the dot at 4:10 and she says, "I didn't expect you to call this late. I'm driving now and can't talk. Can we reschedule?"
We were rescheduled for today at 11 am. I call her and low and behold she doesn't answer for our phone interview. Now she's sent me an email to reschedule again! What the crap?!
I support 4 different states for my company and well over 100 open positions at a time and this candidate is wasting my time!
Rant over! Lol thanks for listening!
I'm silently raging over here like
It all worked out when my brothers and I became adults and told him ourselves we didn't want to know him. He tried moving on and settling down and ended up having to pay 20 years of back child support just when I was in college and needed extra support.
Mama to Three Girls:
Twins born March 2014 at 26 weeks due to preterm labor
and our 37weeker born May 9th, 2016!
The twatwaffle in my life is my BIL who lives with us and who has long over stayed his welcome is supposed to be moved out of our house three weeks ago and is dragging his feet getting moved. He promised he'd be moved out by today, but didn't start packing until late this morning. Now he's taken off to go have lunch with friends. Meanwhile his crap and trash are strewn about my house (not new) and I highly doubt my move out cleaning checklist I gave him is on his radar today. He said before my ultrasound this morning if he "ran out of time" today that he'd come by this weekend to clean. I. Can't. wait. For. Him. To. Leave.
And everyone else's kids. I seriously have no tolerance for children that don't belong to me right now. Which is ironic as I was a child care worker and substitute teacher in a former life and loved both. Was great at both. But now? Oy!
Married: 1/2008 ~ DD#1: 3/2012
TTC #2: Started 4/2014 BFP 7/30/15 MC 8/3/15 BFP 9/4/2015 EDD 5/16/2016
DD has been having bowel issues. I was told by the doctor yesterday (her reg doc is on mat leave) to bring her in. Well, I get there and DD says she has to go potty. I asked the nurse if they would need a sample before I took DD and they said no. The nurse practitioner comes in and starts asking me questions. DD says she has to go potty again. The NP says oh wait let's get a sample (sigh). Of course DD is not really having to go potty it's just a game at this point bc she's tired of being in the room (we waited 45 min in the room with no air circulation btw). I had to shuttle her back and forth bc the NP was adamant on a sample. After the 2nd time DD "had to go potty" the NP said "Do you think she'll be able to go this time bc it's about time for me to go to lunch and the ladies in the front are going to leave without me." WTF. I looked at her, squared my shoulders and said "is the doctor I talked to available to come talk to me now? I don't want to interrupt your lunch. My child has been shitting cement for 2 days, I'm having to shove suppositories up her ass while she's screaming that she's in pain and I can't help her." She said well that doctor is out to lunch I guess I can just call my order in. WTF. I took DD to the bathroom (of course she didn't go). NP said well I need to ask you questions but since you keep having to take her to the bathroom I really don't know what's going on...I looked at her comp screen and she had FB pulled up. FML and FHL.
Been married since 2009.
Unicornuate Uterus (yes I menstruate glitter)
Several MCs
DD born 2013 (our miracle "you can't have babies" baby!)
Been married since 2009.
Unicornuate Uterus (yes I menstruate glitter)
Several MCs
DD born 2013 (our miracle "you can't have babies" baby!)