Vagina Presentation

Nzamorw · December 2015

How do you or should you present your vagina to the obgyn/obs at your appointments or even for your vaginal delivery?

As you get bigger, what will you do for maintenance ?

didi0308 · December 2015

Nzamorw said:
How do you or should you present your vagina to the obgyn/obs at your appointments or even for your vaginal delivery?

As you get bigger, what will you do for maintenance ?

Wow. I never really thought about presenting my vagina.....

ButterMyBiscuit · December 2015

Haha! Presenting: Your Vagina!

Really OP, as long as everything is clean, it's up to you.

MamaBish · December 2015

As long as it's clean, who cares? I doubt the dr will care...

megstervt · December 2015

I was thinking at the end of the table or foot of the bed so they would have more space to stand and do their job

holly142 · December 2015

Lol. Not something I thought about the 1st time. However, I ended up needing an emergency c-section and it was nice that I already shaved so the nurses didn't have to do it.

ALittleCountry · December 2015

With a PowerPoint and jazz hands

LaurenAsh23 · December 2015

This post made my night! Lmao

tripledaggerWed95976 · December 2015

I'm plan on waxing my pubes into a lighting bolt, cuz it's way important to me what my OB thinks of my vagina.

Puddles03 · December 2015

Lol!

megstervt · December 2015

tripledaggerWed95976 said:

I'm plan on waxing my pubes into a lighting bolt, cuz it's way important to me what my OB thinks of my vagina.

***qbf
Like Harry Potter theme?

BostonBaby1 · December 2015

On a platter?

Seriously though, I agree that as long as you maintain good hygiene, it should only matter to you.

knitmama · December 2015

Ah, I really needed a laugh today. Thanks OP!

Now please someone post an awesome GIF.

noelietrex · December 2015

I usually present my vagina freshly showered? I do not modify any of my body hair in any way and have no decorative tattoos or piercings on or around my vagina sooooo I present to you: my vagina, exactly as nature intended!

decoycandy · December 2015

I will continue to groom myself as long as I can, I tend to wax the front and shave the under. When I get too big I'll get a pro to do it. As far as hygiene, I tend to shower right before I leave the house. I'm a bit paranoid at not being perfectly clean, I suppose

WVUPetunia · December 2015

Well, last time when I found out I was being induced the next day, DH helped me groom it. :O

ButterMyBiscuit · December 2015

@knitmama

knitmama · December 2015

Thank you @ButterMyBiscuit !

I'm posting a link to this instead of a photo in case it's against TOU:

"The Origin of the World"
https://www.musee-orsay.fr/en/collections/works-in-focus/search/commentaire/commentaire_id/the-origin-of-the-world-3122.html

Heathereaddy · December 2015

With my pubes shaved in a landing strip so the OB knows exactly where to go

ButterMyBiscuit · December 2015

sboston06 · December 2015

This is the best thing I've read all day!!

In all honesty, I'm a nurse and have never once passed judgement on a patient because they hadn't shaved/groomed either their legs or nether regions. It doesn't even hit my radar. As long as it's clean down there, your doctor won't even notice!

stillcozy · December 2015

With traffic directing lights, "this way baby to make your exit, you are cleared for landing". Also I will forever think of this post when I hop onto the table for my ob appointments.

mrsmommya · December 2015

Agree with just clean. By the end I definitely couldn't do any trimming and sure as hell wasn't let DH anywhere near my vag with a razor. I did try to maintain as long as I could though....by the end the only thing you will care about is getting that baby to earth safely! I was having a few contractions before they got intense so I was able to shower just before leaving for the hospital.

dolewhipper · December 2015

Considering I may poop on the table, I'm not sure they really care.

Lasscher · December 2015

This thread is awesome... esp the gifs

BettyRu · December 2015

HAHAHAHA.....

BostonBaby1 · December 2015

not talking about you OP--- I just had to post the gif:

Y0urm0m · December 2015

This reminds me of an embarrassing story I once read on my old BMB.

"I was due later that week for an appointment with the
gynecologist when early one morning I received a phone call from his office. I
had been rescheduled for 9:30 a.m. that morning.
I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45
already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't
have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my
dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area"
in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting
room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on
the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was
in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from there. I was a
little surprised when he said "my...we have taken a little extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond.
The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief, and went
home. The rest of the day went normally-some shopping, cleaning, and the
evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening, my 14 year old daughter was getting ready
to go to a school dance when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom,
where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back,
"No! I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles in it!!"

addyplusone · December 2015

Y0urm0m said:
This reminds me of an embarrassing story I once read on my old BMB.

"I was due later that week for an appointment with the
gynecologist when early one morning I received a phone call from his office. I
had been rescheduled for 9:30 a.m. that morning.
I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45
already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't
have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my
dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area"
in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting
room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on
the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was
in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from there. I was a
little surprised when he said "my...we have taken a little extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond.
The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief, and went
home. The rest of the day went normally-some shopping, cleaning, and the
evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening, my 14 year old daughter was getting ready
to go to a school dance when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom,
where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back,
"No! I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles in it!!"

thebigoaktree · December 2015

Y0urm0m said:
This reminds me of an embarrassing story I once read on my old BMB.

"I was due later that week for an appointment with the
gynecologist when early one morning I received a phone call from his office. I
had been rescheduled for 9:30 a.m. that morning.
I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45
already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't
have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my
dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area"
in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting
room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on
the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was
in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from there. I was a
little surprised when he said "my...we have taken a little extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond.
The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief, and went
home. The rest of the day went normally-some shopping, cleaning, and the
evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening, my 14 year old daughter was getting ready
to go to a school dance when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom,
where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back,
"No! I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles in it!!"

Damn, I was going to say I wanted to badazzle my vagina. Nothing says hello Doctor like a bedazzled vagina.

WVUPetunia · December 2015

thebigoaktree said:

This reminds me of an embarrassing story I once read on my old BMB. "I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a phone call from his office. I had been rescheduled for 9:30 a.m. that morning. I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from there. I was a little surprised when he said "my...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond. The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief, and went home. The rest of the day went normally-some shopping, cleaning, and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening, my 14 year old daughter was getting ready to go to a school dance when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom, where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No! I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles in it!!"
Damn, I was going to say I wanted to badazzle my vagina. Nothing says hello Doctor like a bedazzled vagina.

It's vajazzled! Come on, get it right!

CosmoAnne1 · December 2015

Lol it's personal preference.... But if you must know. I Wash up before my appointment and I keep my hair trimmed short. The sides and parts next to my vagina shaved. It itches me to not shave so no matter how pregnant I am I get the job done. Not once in 30+ times with my previous pregnancys / exams Has my OB ever said anything......... Besides I might be a little weirded out if he was like WOW I see you really keep it nice!

thebigoaktree · December 2015

WVUPetunia said:

thebigoaktree said:

Y0urm0m said:
This reminds me of an embarrassing story I once read on my old BMB.

"I was due later that week for an appointment with the
gynecologist when early one morning I received a phone call from his office. I
had been rescheduled for 9:30 a.m. that morning.
I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45
already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't
have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my
dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area"
in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting
room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on
the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was
in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from there. I was a
little surprised when he said "my...we have taken a little extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond.
The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief, and went
home. The rest of the day went normally-some shopping, cleaning, and the
evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening, my 14 year old daughter was getting ready
to go to a school dance when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom,
where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back,
"No! I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles in it!!"
Damn, I was going to say I wanted to badazzle my vagina. Nothing says hello Doctor like a bedazzled vagina.

It's vajazzled! Come on, get it right!

I feel like you've done this ha.

crdo · December 2015

Beat me to it! Vajazzling fo sho.

But seriously, as long as you're clean, who cares?

mrsmommya · December 2015

VAJAZZLED!!! If I could love it more than once I would1

DobbysSock · December 2015

This made me laugh, OP, but don't feel too bad because this question crossed my mind during my last pregnancy. I agree with others that it doesn't matter how much grooming you do as long as you are clean.

I'm a nurse and have seen countless peoples' genitals. I promise you medical personnel don't care whatsoever about whether you're waxed, shaved, or all natural. The only ones that stand out in my memory are people with clearly very poor personal hygiene and... strong odour.

Just do what you're comfortable with. After birth - whether you have a c-section or vaginal delivery (but moreso with a vaginal delivery I believe, although have never experienced one) things will be messy and painful and you will NOT be wanting to do any grooming, so if you physically can and you prefer to be trimmed or shaved/waxed, it's a good idea to do it shortly before you deliver.

cqhof · December 2015

As an esthetician that specializes in waxing, I can guarantee that no professional will care how your vagina looks. It's all about personal preference. That being said, I waxed prior to becoming pregnant and will continue throughout. It can be a little more painful dye to the extra blood flow but the teeny tiny amount of maintenance is worth it to me.