Didn't see this on here yet - so here goes
If one more little old lady asks me if I am having twins I may just lose it!! I am big yes - I am due in less than three weeks!! Yes I am still working, I am perfectly capable of doing my job. No I will not tell you how much weight I have gained, it is NONE of your business!! Thank you for telling me you were prescribed diet pills when you were pregnant so you didn't gain as much as I have. Now leave me alone so I can go eat something!!!!
Anyone else considering homicide today??? LOL!
Re: WTF Wednesday
But I am annoyed that 9 month pregnant ass is still more productive at work, even while working a condensed schedule, than my non pregnant counterparts. I'm waiting for all hell to break loose when I'm out for 8 weeks.... lol.
Ps. Have I mentioned I hate my lazy coworkers?
Also why couldn't my feeling sick and crummy had led to labor like so many of my friends said happened for them. I was taking solace in the fact that it meant labor may be imminent. Nope - still pregnant. But I guess it's okay since he can stand to cook longer.
That's another thing. Why do ppl assume time off after a pregnancy is like a vacation? Like I'm going to be on a beach somewhere sipping pina coladas getting a tan?!?
Also WTF to DST. Still haven't been able to adjust and being pregnant with a messed sleep schedule to begin with doesn't help. I'm taking like 2 naps a day.
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Also, COME ON BABY
Also WTF Mom and Grandma, I know you both have several children, but you seem to buy into every wives tales and no my EDD is not wrong cuz I went over, it's an estimate. Also, Mom I will call you, stop sending me vague prying texts and making comments, I DONT KNOW WHEN HE WILL BE HERE.
I got this email back later that day:
Congratulations! He looks lovely. I am not free until Saturday but I could visit you in the hospital then.
WTAF!!!!!!
I didn't reply but I've not hear from him since.
This is his son, his one and only child and he's not free to see him!!!! He's not paid me any child support so far, not asked how we are doing, if we need anything, I've heard nothing from his parents, this is their first and only grandchild.
My friends in Toronto have sent me cards and flowers and baby clothes to say congratulations and Elliott's own father, uncle and grandparents haven't even acknowledged him.
I'm so beyond WTF I don't even know where I am.
Please excuse my language - F*cking bunch of a$$holes.
I started wiping off the stove and she yells at me "the dr said you should take it easy and rest, you shouldn't be doing that, go sit/lay down" so what do I do? I go sit down. Not even 5 min later she complains "why haven't you done the dishes, I'm tired of folding the laundry, the living room needs vaccumed...etc" um because everytime I start something you yell at me for being up and doing stuff.
Yes the dr said to take it easy. Yes he said to rest. But if I start something, don't yell at me to stop then yell at me bc you "have" to do it and I just "sit on my a$$".
-Wtf to my body.
I have been swelling up for 3 days now. Yesterday it was so bad at walmart I squat down to get a stocking stuffer for DD'S stocking and from my feet to my upper thighs swelled up to at least 3x it's "normal" size. But every time I go in to the dr he says there is no swelling. It's like my body is trying to make people think I'm crazy.