This is a photo of a Beachmaster. He is a 2000lb elephant seal that basically spends his days eating, f%^*¡#ng and being pissed off at the world because of the astounding levels of testosterone coursing through his pea-sized brain. This. This is how I feel about life right now. I'm a 2000lb, angry, horny pregnant lady suffering from too much hormone to brain ratio. That is all.
My love is nesting so bad right now! He has been cleaning non stop all day. Then because he couldn't stand a stain on the carpet in our oldest son's room he pulled everything out and all the carpet up! Wth? Lol. He said he's pulling the carpet out of our room tomorrow. Ok what evs as long as something goes down in its place.
That cake is the reason why I declined the gigantic "motivation mirror" the nursing staff and midwife offered to wheel in during my first labor/delivery.
In case anyone is looking for shower cake ideas, I passed this bakery on the way to work today... :P
That style of cake is super popular. Way better than these:
OMG...so the sprinkles on the side of the cake...is that the butthole!?!?? I can't stop staring at this cake and I may need therapy to get over it! :-t
Today, for the first time ever I got stopped three separate times if I was having twins, am I sure it's only one, am I due any minute, etc. The first girl who asked me today (and kept insisting that I was having more than one) was laughing hysterically while asking, which instantly ticked me off and I snapped "it's actually not funny at all you just wait until it's your turn you'll see how it feels to have strangers make ignorant remarks" while my husband was giving her a dirty look. Since it was the first time any of this has happened it caught me off guard but it only took a second to think of all the Moms here who have said they are tired/annoyed of these comments and how they received them throughout pregnancy and it made me even more upset.
I can usually keep my cool but the way she was talking to me pissed both me and my husband off. What was more so annoying was how she kept pressing that I had to be having more than one, and that I was going to pop any second, along with her laughing about it in my face...just stop
Everyone else I just rolled my eyes at in annoyance.
I usually love when we roll back an hour (though I think the concept of daylight savings is ridiculous), but today has felt like forever. I'm actually bored.
@spottedginger I believe they've been getting smaller every year. It's pointless to get fun size treats now because you have to eat like... 20 to get the same satisfaction as one normal one! It's bullcrap, I say.
Today, it hit me like a ton of bricks that I have 5 weeks left until my EDD. That's 35 days! Ohandplus, my OB says that he wouldn't be surprised if LO came early. I have absolutely nothing ready, not even my hospital bag, and I'm pretty sure I'm perma-panicking.
ETA: who else is seriously considering making padsicles for PP?
You guys are KILLING me with all these posts about food! I have GD and can't eat any of those things!!! I'm dying to eat a DQ blizzard or a donut of any kind! Ugh....damn you GD!!!!
I was bitching to DH about heartburn and he comes out and says "I like what you have going on here." "Um what?" He then proceeds to grab my boobs and try to put a hand up my dress and then covered my whole face with his hand. "This stuff. It's good." So I don't know what your SO is doing to make you feel better, but I hope it's that good.
I know I should be accepting, but who are all these new names and faces trying to ruin our flow on here? Some new names and faces are not trying to ruin our flow.... It's the ones who are. I'm pregnant. Don't f@$& with how we've been doing things! I'm blaming hormones for this rant.
My welcome thread is on page 3. Nice to meet you. Please don't kick me back to J16. I love D15.
I know I should be accepting, but who are all these new names and faces trying to ruin our flow on here? Some new names and faces are not trying to ruin our flow.... It's the ones who are. I'm pregnant. Don't f@$& with how we've been doing things! I'm blaming hormones for this rant.
My welcome thread is on page 3. Nice to meet you. Please don't kick me back to J16. I love D15.
Get out of here. just kidding!! I saw your hello post. Yay for D15!
I never made them for myself. I used big pads and lined them with Tucks. The Tucks were cold already and that worked for me without needing anything frozen.
There are a few different sites that tell you how to make them. Here is one:
In case anyone is looking for shower cake ideas, I passed this bakery on the way to work today... :P
That style of cake is super popular. Way better than these:
I will never be able to UNSEE that, ever.
Honestly, I would probably still eat a piece of that cake. Just not the butthole or strawberries, because I don't like buttholes and strawberries give me heartburn. Cake is cake, yo.
Re: Anything Goes and all are welcome!!!
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BFP#3 January 26th EDD October 9th! Hoping for my girl!
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OMG...so the sprinkles on the side of the cake...is that the butthole!?!?? I can't stop staring at this cake and I may need therapy to get over it! :-t
I can usually keep my cool but the way she was talking to me pissed both me and my husband off. What was more so annoying was how she kept pressing that I had to be having more than one, and that I was going to pop any second, along with her laughing about it in my face...just stop
Everyone else I just rolled my eyes at in annoyance.
ETA I hate to complain, but today is just one of those days.
Baby Girl 12.9.15
MC 4.7.14 @ 21 W - Turners Syndrome
Me:34 DH:41 1 son: 6 2 step sons: 18, 12
BFP: 4/24/08 - Missed Miscarriage found 5/29/08
BFP: 11/21/08 - DS born 7/13/09
BFP:5/8/14 - Chemical pregnancy
BFP: 4/11/15....stick baby stick!!!
There are a few different sites that tell you how to make them. Here is one:
https://www.mamajanemassage.com/padsicles-for-postpartum-mamas/
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Norman Reedus (Daryl m fin Dixon) was on Law and Order.
Crossover of two of my favorite shows. This matters because
Honestly, I would probably still eat a piece of that cake. Just not the butthole or strawberries, because I don't like buttholes and strawberries give me heartburn. Cake is cake, yo.