WTF Wednesday

mrsschmity · October 2015

It's Wednesday. You know what to do ladies.

goldie987 · October 2015

WTF to my dog. He's gotten up progressively earlier every day for the past 2 weeks insisting he needs to go out. He is supposed to be up at 6:30, he was up at 5:25 this morning and then despite being exhausted I was unable to call back asleep....wtf dog. Wtf.

jerseybroadwaybaby · October 2015

Wtf to the amount of dishes I just did! I did them yesterday BEFORE I made dinner. I went to work, came home and wasn't able to eat! How does one man and 2 children go through that many dishes?! WTF?!

mrsschmity · October 2015

WTF to the asian lady beetles that seem to have invaded our house. This happens every year when the Minnesota weather can't decide if it wants to be summer or fall. So the extreme shift in temperature from 70 to 40 degrees every other day brings them out to play. They are EVERYWHERE. Including inside our house along the same wall the front door is on. It is disgusting. H finally got sick of it and called a pest control company and they are taking care of it this morning. So gross.

Meglit89 · October 2015

WTF to my German Shepherd who, no matter how many times we catch her and "ah-ah!" or say "no!" she keeps eating my Pomeranian's poop!!

I have to go out and clean his poop EVERY time he goes just to stop her from eating it. Gross. And of course her favorite thing to do after a snack? Attempt to give mom face kisses!

:-&

snowhite12 · October 2015

Meglit89 said:

WTF to my German Shepherd who, no matter how many times we catch her and "ah-ah!" or say "no!" she keeps eating my Pomeranian's poop!!

I have to go out and clean his poop EVERY time he goes just to stop her from eating it. Gross. And of course her favorite thing to do after a snack? Attempt to give mom face kisses!
:-&

OMG, this is my GSD too. Except we have a neighborhood cat who frequently takes fat sh**s in my yard! Its my dog's favorite meal!

matthewsdm · October 2015

WTF to this mess in my house. I cleaned the whole thing top to bottom last Friday and you'd never know it now!

alsbaldwin · October 2015

WTF to the married couple who works in my office. Close the door if you're going to fight like that. :-S

NLewis1 · October 2015

alsbaldwin said:

WTF to the married couple who works in my office. Close the door if you're going to fight like that. :-S

That is awkward as F**k.

NLewis1 · October 2015

WTF DS? Why are you such a terrible sleeper? He was up every 2 hours last night and at 3 am screamed and cried until I brought him into bed with us. I don't know how to keep him in his own bed

but the dude needs to learn because its going to get real challenging nursing a new baby at night with a 2 year old clinging onto my other half.

mrsschmity · October 2015

alsbaldwin said:

WTF to the married couple who works in my office. Close the door if you're going to fight like that. :-S

I would be like...

Not only awkward, but so unprofessional.

KickinKimmers · October 2015

WTF to early pregnancy symptoms ... I have a new word ladies. Nausearea. Yup. Nausearea: When your body can't decide which end it's going to be sick on, so why not both? Ugh.

mrsschmity · October 2015

KickinKimmers said:

WTF to early pregnancy symptoms ... I have a new word ladies. Nausearea. Yup. Nausearea: When your body can't decide which end it's going to be sick on, so why not both? Ugh.

Davis52910 · October 2015

Wtf to my dog being so clingy and needy all of a sudden, I can't handle! Plus he stinks even though he had a bath 3 days ago

WinniethePoohsPants · October 2015

KickinKimmers said:

WTF to early pregnancy symptoms ... I have a new word ladies. Nausearea. Yup. Nausearea: When your body can't decide which end it's going to be sick on, so why not both? Ugh.

HA!

meggyme · October 2015

The ladies in my office are having a baby shower lunch for the grandmother-to-be. Seriously, this is a thing?! Why should I give money and gifts to the daughter of a coworker I kind of know? F that!

NLewis1 · October 2015

meggyme said:
The ladies in my office are having a baby shower lunch for the grandmother-to-be. Seriously, this is a thing?! Why should I give money and gifts to the daughter of a coworker I kind of know? F that!

IMO, this is super tacky. I would not attend. If it were a baby shower for an actual co-worker, yeah why not. But the grandmother? So odd

Lyette1206 · October 2015

I agree!! WTF toddler!! Three temper tantrums at midnight for no good reason. She cries until we come in, but then cries when she sees us, and cries even harder if we leave. Sooooo tired today!

goldie987 · October 2015

meggyme said:
The ladies in my office are having a baby shower lunch for the grandmother-to-be. Seriously, this is a thing?! Why should I give money and gifts to the daughter of a coworker I kind of know? F that!

That's so confusing! Are the present for the mom-to-be or for the grandmother? Does the mom-to-be know or will she be in attendance too since she is the one incubating a little human? The grandmother doesn't do a thing during the 9 months, why does she get a shower? So weird and confusing.

Colle11 · October 2015

WTF, no matter how much sleep I get everyday after i eat lunch I come back to my desk and CAN NOT STAY AWAKE! I got 8.5 hours last night...exhausted right now.

alileecam · October 2015

alsbaldwin said:

WTF to the married couple who works in my office. Close the door if you're going to fight like that. :-S

I used to work for a married couple (CEO and President of the company). They fought constantly in meetings in front of employees and even clients! It was THE WORST.

hockeyfan42 · October 2015

WTF to my SIL. I've whined about this before, but.... A few weeks ago she sent a text asking what our Halloween plans were. I told her about a bbq with neighbors and that my family will be visiting. She asked if we were dressing up, I said no. She says, "Oh good! We wouldn't have wanted to, but would if needed." Christ. They will have a 3 week old baby and it's a 5hr round trip drive. Not to mention SHE WAS NOT INVITED!

The reason I am whining again is that MIL just called to catch up and mentioned SIL & BIL telling her all about their plans to come down here. UGH. I played dumb and told her I had no idea they were coming. Our house will be full and I am NOT changing plans with my family, who we only get to see twice a year, to accommodate them or their baby. Pout.

MillerMama13 · October 2015

NLewis1 said:
WTF DS? Why are you such a terrible sleeper? He was up every 2 hours last night and at 3 am screamed and cried until I brought him into bed with us. I don't know how to keep him in his own bed but the dude needs to learn because its going to get real challenging nursing a new baby at night with a 2 year old clinging onto my other half.

Diddo. My 2.5 yr old DD had been coming into our bed every single night. She takes up so much room. She kicks, scratches, and this morning I got slapped right in the face. Not my favorite way to be woken up.

totsabounding · October 2015

WTF to the fact that I feel hungry, but all food is completely revolting right now. Then once I find something I can stomach, I feel absolutely disgusting after eating.

mkemommy · October 2015

parsonsperson said:

WTF to the fact that I feel hungry, but all food is completely revolting right now. Then once I find something I can stomach, I feel absolutely disgusting after eating.

I hear you on this. My food is completely random now. My lunch was (1) a juice made up of apples, strawberries, lime and beets, (2) mashed potatoes with hot sauce and (3) stir-fry veggies with A-1 sauce. It was surprisingly good but it sounds revolting when I type it out.

Mr0616 · October 2015

WTF to me hitting a curb and getting a major flat. I'm not a bad driver. I'm guess I'm nervous for my first appointment. Ugh. Good thing I was in front of the hospital already. And nice security guards and sweet DH coming to save the day.

One of those pregnancy WTF moments.

NicknShan · October 2015

To the grandma baby shower - is it my UO I think that is adorable? Maybe because my MIL's book club ladies did a "Grandma Shower" for her, but flooded her with baby books only. My DS has the best time playing over at grandma's and loves the new selection of books.

WTF Pants. Stop shrinking.

cattuccino · October 2015

WTF to the grocery store clerk/cashier who said I wasn't being talkative or friendly and what's my problem.

I'm sorry I didn't engage to your satisfaction you as you scanned my yogourt, cereal, and baby tylenol.

I also want to WTF my clothes for shrinking.

And the scale, for telling me my clothes are not shrinking.

mrsschmity · October 2015

NicknShan said:

To the grandma baby shower - is it my UO I think that is adorable? Maybe because my MIL's book club ladies did a "Grandma Shower" for her, but flooded her with baby books only. My DS has the best time playing over at grandma's and loves the new selection of books.

WTF Pants. Stop shrinking.

I think it's awesome and totally acceptable for grandparents to have some of their own toys, books, etc at their place for when the kids come over. I know my parents, sister and in laws plan on doing this as well. However, I think the act of actually throwing a baby shower for anyone other than the mom/dad is a little excessive. Not to mention odd. If I were to get invited to a "Grandma Shower" it would probably rub me the wrong way. That's just me though.

Ditto on the pants though. I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

meggyme · October 2015

I think it would be different if the gma to be was a close friend. But asking a bunch of work acquaintances to come to a shower for someone they've never met? I don't think the mom will be there. At least I've never seen her here before. I could see my mom's friends getting together to celebrate, but not an actual shower, AND I've at least know them.

NicknShan · October 2015

meggyme said:

I think it would be different if the gma to be was a close friend. But asking a bunch of work acquaintances to come to a shower for someone they've never met? I don't think the mom will be there. At least I've never seen her here before. I could see my mom's friends getting together to celebrate, but not an actual shower, AND I've at least know them.

I can totally agree with this. An acquaintance work shower? Hell no. A few close friends getting grandmas books for her house. That's cute.

MynaBird · October 2015

WTF account rep at a vendor who's been giving us lousy service for months. After I spent 30 minutes on the phone ripping into her about the lack of attention to our account and the fact that a service problem they have been dragging their feet on fixing for three months is costing us thousands in lost revenue, she followed up with an email that began "I probably should have done this research before our phone call..." and pointing out that if we would start using the service they've been NOT FIXING FOR THREE MONTHS, we wouldn't be losing the revenue we're not making off it right now WHILE IT'S DOWN AND NOT BEING FIXED.

FutureMrsCAF · October 2015

I am totally agreeing with the wtf pants and scale. At my last appt, I had lost 2 pounds. At my appt yesterday, not only did I gain the 2 pounds back, I added 3 more on top of that. Oops. Looks like I'm on the fast track of gaining way more weight than I need to for this pregnancy too...

DeePaddy24 · October 2015

WTF to my DH, who I swear I love with all my heard. Why you gotta chew so loud?!

I feel like I'm much more sensitive to it than normal, & I am grossed out & so annoyed. SERENITY NOW!!

candicek15 · October 2015

WTF to my stomach that is expanding way faster then my uterus. Very uncomfortable and totally not cool.

tarier · October 2015

DeePaddy24 said:

WTF to my DH, who I swear I love with all my heard. Why you gotta chew so loud?!

I feel like I'm much more sensitive to it than normal, & I am grossed out & so annoyed. SERENITY NOW!!

SweetMamaJune · October 2015

WTF to my DH, who told me that we can't have lovin at all because I'll get air in my lady parts, which will travel to my lungs and kill me.

mimi_8607 · October 2015

WTF to my Husband that farted multiple times in the car and didn't have the decency to crack a damn window! BLECH!

theatremandy · October 2015

WTF to my 3-year old who peed all over the floor, while he was SITTING on the TOILET. Now all I can smell in the bathroom is pee, despite mopping the floor twice.

katxattack1212 · October 2015

Omg! I now have a name for my WTF of last week "Nauserea". Thank you for this... made my day.

likeabel · October 2015

hockeyfan42 said:
WTF to my SIL. I've whined about this before, but.... A few weeks ago she sent a text asking what our Halloween plans were. I told her about a bbq with neighbors and that my family will be visiting. She asked if we were dressing up, I said no. She says, "Oh good! We wouldn't have wanted to, but would if needed." Christ. They will have a 3 week old baby and it's a 5hr round trip drive. Not to mention SHE WAS NOT INVITED!

The reason I am whining again is that MIL just called to catch up and mentioned SIL & BIL telling her all about their plans to come down here. UGH. I played dumb and told her I had no idea they were coming. Our house will be full and I am NOT changing plans with my family, who we only get to see twice a year, to accommodate them or their baby. Pout.

Your SIL is a idiot. But you probably didn't need me to tell you that!

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Mrs. H

Crohn's Dx: August 2008

Endometriosis Dx: May 2010

Married: 05/19/2012

TTC #1: June 2013

BFP: December 2013

DS: Born 08/29/2014

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Mrs. H

Crohn's Dx: August 2008

Endometriosis Dx: May 2010

Married: 05/19/2012

TTC #1: June 2013

BFP: December 2013

DS: Born 08/29/2014

TTC #2: July 2015

Mrs. H

Crohn's Dx: August 2008

Endometriosis Dx: May 2010

Married: 05/19/2012

TTC #1: June 2013

BFP: December 2013

DS: Born 08/29/2014

TTC #2: July 2015

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