Twatwaffle Tuesday

Court11152325 · October 2015

It's Tuesday. I'm bored. I'm literally not working. Who/what is the twatwaffle in your life?

Court11152325 · October 2015

I'll start - my brain is the twatwaffle today. I had a dream this morning that my LO was born early and b/c she was born early she was a half dog/half cat hybrid that reminded me a lot of our dog. This really pissed me off in my dream. I didn't even want to keep her. How sad is that??!!

Mother0fDragons · October 2015

Court11152325 said:

I'll start - my brain is the twatwaffle today. I had a dream this morning that my LO was born early and b/c she was born early she was a half dog/half cat hybrid that reminded me a lot of our dog. This really pissed me off in my dream. I didn't even want to keep her. How sad is that??!!

wtaf? I love how pregnancy dreams make sense, not!

ammnam14 · October 2015

There's a massive meat recall here. Guess who just stocked up on meat? Yup.

angelicmommy · October 2015

Ugh... today is a twatwaffle. Purely cos some of our members have been banned

Other than that I can't think of anything...

Gingermom15 · October 2015

Members getting banned over the small things while nasty members continue to roam free %-( not naming names, just saying the situation is twatwaffley

ACarter0914 · October 2015

I'm such a twatwaffle...I had a OB appointment today and all of a sudden I'm overcome with fear about labor. I know we have months left but man it's gonna suck

hplunkett2883 · October 2015

I know who is a twatwaffle but I'd better not say. People are ban crazy and threads gettin shut down left and right. It's not safe anymore...

beccabeeee · October 2015

^^ Ban happy! You are right...it's not safe anymore :-S

Mother0fDragons · October 2015

hplunkett2883 · October 2015

Gingermom15 · October 2015

Let's be careful about talking of bans, no matter how unfair they are. We must only speak of things regarding eating rainbows and pooping butterflies.

spottedginger · October 2015

@sarahgn you forgot about glitter. We can talk about glitter and unicorns, too.

BostonBaby1 · October 2015

Cancer is a twatwaffle.

Gingermom15 · October 2015

Oh, and Care Bears and love and hugs. Let's all sing Barney tunes while holding hands.

spottedginger · October 2015

BostonBaby1 said:
Cancer is a twatwaffle.

Yes.

VegetaElPrincipe · October 2015

spottedginger said:

Cancer is a twatwaffle.
Yes.

Huge one

Mother0fDragons · October 2015

sarahgn said:

Let's be careful about talking of bans, no matter how unfair they are. We must only speak of things regarding eating rainbows and pooping butterflies.

spottedginger said:

@sarahgn you forgot about glitter. We can talk about glitter and unicorns, too.

Mother0fDragons · October 2015

BostonBaby1 said:

Cancer is a twatwaffle.

Yes it is @BostonBaby1!!

(((hugs)))

BostonBaby1 · October 2015

Mother0fDragons said:

BostonBaby1 said:

Cancer is a twatwaffle.

Yes it is @BostonBaby1!!

(((hugs)))

Thank you! Off to take mom to radiation which is thankfully done in about a week... But we still have an infusion every 3 weeks for a year. It's just hard because this is the same hospital my dad was treated at.

I appreciate the hugs!!!

Mother0fDragons · October 2015

BostonBaby1 said:

BostonBaby1 said:

Cancer is a twatwaffle.

Yes it is @BostonBaby1!! (((hugs)))
Thank you! Off to take mom to radiation which is thankfully done in about a week... But we still have an infusion every 3 weeks for a year. It's just hard because this is the same hospital my dad was treated at. I appreciate the hugs!!!

Glad to hear that she won't have to go as often. I can't imagine how hard that must be to go to the same hospital! Sending you both lots of love and positive thoughts.

ssn109 · October 2015

BH contractions are a twatwaffle. I basically can't work more than half days because right around noon I start getting them, and they kinda hurt. And I have enough to do at the office I could stay for full days, work on earning more and putting more in savings before this little guy makes his appearance. Instead I need to leave by noon and lay down as soon as I get home for at least an hour. So frustrating!

*ETA thank you for starting this thread @Court11152325. I was wondering whether all of our traditions were starting to go out the window with some of our members

ammnam14 · October 2015

**Removed for TOU Violation**

Taylovesbrad · October 2015

My body is a twat waffle. Screw you rib pain. Screw you restless legs.

Also my boss is a twatwaffle. On top of having a napoleon complex please pick a candidate to fill in for me before I on leave next tuesday!!!!!

EmmyMommy123 · October 2015

The man who came to install some satellite boxes is a twatwaffle. Tells me a chord can't be run behind a wardrobe I installed because there's not a ton of space between it and the wall. I installed the wardrobe myself and I am tech savvy enough to know my shit. When I explain to him exactly how it should be done he says "I don't think you understand, I should talk to your husband." Honey, no. I send him away, call to arrange for an installer to come do it properly, and haul my pregnant ass up on a chair and run the chord myself so when the next one comes he's not going to tell me it can't be done.

Mother0fDragons · October 2015

Our mailman is a twatwaffle. He put the incoming mail in the box, but didn't take out what needed to go out because the lid was closed (wall mounted mailbox). It was closed because it was raining you lazy douche. :-<
ETA how do you not look in the box as you put mail in?

keiragann · October 2015

My job is a twatwaffle for not letting me have a laptop. I asked to use one for a few weeks because sitting up at my desk in my chair has been painful. They sais that they are worried I am going to take it home. Also going away for a couple of hours and coming back to all this banning and stuff is crazy. Just when I thought we were getting boring, BAM, not boring anymore.

esscapelle · October 2015

Pants are twatwaffles. I was trying to hold strong on wearing "normal" pants with a belly band to work, but yesterday was the final straw. Never been more uncomfortable in my life.

Leggings/yoga pants/maternity pants, it's you and me in a serious relationship for the next 7 weeks.

laura6006 · October 2015

My instrument at work is a twatwaffle. Every time someone else touches it, it stops working. Obviously this is not going to work when I'm on maternity leave. She needs to stop being a diva and let someone else run her.

ACarter0914 · October 2015

My moms is a super twatwaffle....just dropping stuff off at my house and expecting ME to carry it up two flights of stairs on to the deck just so my husband can take it to the dump (she never bothered to ask him just assumed he would do it)
I'm so fricken annoyed

dec15mum · October 2015

Bloody hospitals.
Rushed my SO into hospital yet again because the doctor found a sizable lump in his abdomen. Told us he needed to get to the hospital to see the surgical consult for 5 (it was 4:10pm) the surgeon knew we were coming. I was called out of work, I got a taxi up to my SO and basically scared the taxi driver half to death bless him. Got there just before 5 and the surgeon didn't show until 8pm.
Checked my SO's urine and blood pressure said he was fine and discharged him with some pain killers. Never explained the lump.
So I'm taking him back to his own doctor to see if he can help us a bit better

bekaadams49 · October 2015

Anyone and everyone who thinks they have the right to comment on the size of my bump or when I should be due or how big baby boy is going to be.

I will not be held accountable for any remarks or responses made in response to comments made about my size from now until the baby is a full year old.

LauraSmarterSpam · October 2015

Me. I spilled my Chai from Blacksmith (My favorite coffee spot in Houston).
DH felt bad and asked me if I wanted him to go back and get me a new one. I was so upset with myself I told him no. I can't stand that I made such a mess. It took almost 20 minutes to clean up.

(

keiragann · October 2015

LauraSmarterSpam said:
Me. I spilled my Chai from Blacksmith (My favorite coffee spot in Houston).
DH felt bad and asked me if I wanted him to go back and get me a new one. I was so upset with myself I told him no. I can't stand that I made such a mess. It took almost 20 minutes to clean up. (

Oh no I'd cry if I dropped my chai too

caitlyn5454 · October 2015

Whoever/whatever got @ChiccoBeanz banned. And the nap I was taking that caused me to miss whatever happened. I always miss the crazy days when everyone gets banned and warnings go out like lollipops.

EmmyMommy123 · October 2015

Ahh @dec15mum that sounds awful!!! Twatwaffle indeed.

VegetaElPrincipe · October 2015

I love my family, but the certain members who use the group text to have convos....just no. Text each other directly damn it!

stephaniearthurs · October 2015

My emotions are a TW. I haven't had many emotional outbreaks during pregnancy, but tonight was a big one. Dinner didn't turn out the way I wanted it too. My poor hubby had just gotten home late from work and I'm a mess, but he was great. I cried and cried because the grilled polenta didn't grill properly, and the roasted butternut squash just went mushy and not crispy like o wanted! I balled my eyes out in the kitchen and said I was trying to make dinner healthier for him. And then I felt guilty because the house isn't as clean as it should/would be because I just don't want to do it!

Everything actually tasted pretty good, it just wasn't very pretty!! And I really want to go for ice cream now!!

spottedginger · October 2015

VegetaElPrincipe said:
I love my family, but the certain members who use the group text to have convos....just no. Text each other directly damn it!

This.

cav4christ · October 2015

stephaniearthurs said:
My emotions are a TW. I haven't had many emotional outbreaks during pregnancy, but tonight was a big one. Dinner didn't turn out the way I wanted it too. My poor hubby had just gotten home late from work and I'm a mess, but he was great. I cried and cried because the grilled polenta didn't grill properly, and the roasted butternut squash just went mushy and not crispy like o wanted! I balled my eyes out in the kitchen and said I was trying to make dinner healthier for him. And then I felt guilty because the house isn't as clean as it should/would be because I just don't want to do it!

Everything actually tasted pretty good, it just wasn't very pretty!! And I really want to go for ice cream now!!

This! Emotions are twatwaffles. I have felt really emotionally unstable the last few weeks. Poor DH is on the receiving end most days. I try to keep my normal rational attitude at work, which just means I'm more crazy at home. There's only so much a pregnant lady can take!!!

Court11152325 · October 2015

I'm watching Twice Born - probably not the best show to watch while knocked up, but yes to the emotions. Some stuff that would never make me cry is making me cry.

Speaking of crying, last week I couldn't stop laughing at something and it made me cry because I just couldn't stop laughing. That was one of the weirdest experiences of my life!

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