I thought this might give some people a good laugh. I woke up in the middle of night with bad belly pain. I was worried I was having contractions so I got up and drank a ton of water and sat up on our couch to see if they slowed down. The pain did get better... after tremendous amounts of gas. Horrible, horrible gas. Scared my dog away.
Apparently this first time mom can't tell the difference between gas pains and labor pains. Oopsie. Glad I didn't call my OB; that would have been embarrassing.
Me: 35, Hubbie: 33
Married DH: 2013
DD: Dec 2015
BFP 8/14/17 --> Due 4/27/2018
Re: I thought I was having contractions (warning: TMI)