Said no pregnant woman, ever...

rah938 · September 2015

"Oh good! Pitting edema in my ankles and feet has finally come!"

UptownPearl · September 2015

Sure, you can have the last piece

katherines2ndminime · September 2015

Let me bend over and get that for you..

failuretofly · September 2015

"I'm really looking forward to my glucose challenge test"

Leah6120 · September 2015

No honey, I'm not going to eat that last piece.

Edit bc: @UptownPearl great minds! LOL

anightintunisia · September 2015

Of course I will work extra hours!

jrouge12 · September 2015

"No pickles on that burger."

lyshalynn · September 2015

I feel so rested and energized today.

MrsB915 · September 2015

No thanks, I don't need a back rub.

juneandboo · September 2015

Why yes, I'd love to hear your advice!

juneandboo · September 2015

What do you think we should name our child?

Krisdee123 · September 2015

Ice cream? No thanks!

mamakculb · September 2015

I hardly even notice when I sneeze.

scornwell717 · September 2015

"That spicy tuna roll was delicious!"

MamaMia122515 · September 2015

Of course, I would LOVE to stay and work another 8 hours without a lunch because there was a call off

TurtleMeg · September 2015

Sure, touch my belly stranger in the grocery store!

LisaLelik · September 2015

I sleept like a rock last night.

kodariah · September 2015

"My back has never felt so good"

kmo8986 · September 2015

"No I don't have to pee"

scornwell717 · September 2015

"I haven't farted once today!"

ultln9562 · September 2015

This weight gain looks amazing! Please please more pounds!

juliei12812 · September 2015

"Yea go ahead random stranger, I love when people rub my belly"

I LOVE this thread!!

BabyChristian2016 · September 2015

Id love to share my apple pie

KFrob · September 2015

I paint my own toe nails

cawalp · September 2015

'No, I'm not hungry.'

carlyhammond · September 2015

Yes, I shave my legs regularly

Krisdee123 · September 2015

From looking at this side profile of the baby's head, do you think this ultrasound pic looks like a girl or boy?

jordans_wife · September 2015

Hit me again bartender!

peppercorn16 · September 2015

"I'm so tired of my yoga pants"

ntyravgsp · September 2015

I don't miss wine at all!.... And please go right ahead and light up that cigarette right next to me, smokestack!

cali1710 · September 2015

"Sure I'll meet you at the _______ around 8pm. I have a ton if energy then"

ashs88 · September 2015

"I really miss my period."

mamakculb · September 2015

You're right, I do like your name suggestion better.

sunnydlight · September 2015

I don't look pregnant? Well thanks!! I was worried all the weight gain was coming off as me being a fat ass who can't stop eating.

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BarrettJ89 · September 2015

"Sneezing, farting, and peeing all at once? That's impossible!"

maddisonwallace · September 2015

I would really LOVE to accommodate your last minute planning because someone called in and you forgot to find a replacement director. I prefer for my boss to let me know when I'm running a childcare facility on my day off 10 minutes before she wants me to be there.

carlyhammond · September 2015

Why yes, I'm feeling lovely today!

Rach8672 · September 2015

I'm just loving this pregnant glow... I have no acne , bacne or chestne at all !

Rach8672 · September 2015

Oh I and I love being the only sober person at weddings !!!!

ntyravgsp · September 2015

Pursuant to:

ashs88 said:
"I really miss my period."

"I'm looking forward to having my period again."

mesamyt · September 2015

"Please send more kids to play at my house. This migraine isn't bothering me at all!"

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