May 2016 Moms

You know your pregnant when....

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Re: You know your pregnant when....

  • When you don't know which food is going to make you nauseated until AFTER you eat it....... chicken is not my friend.  Chicken is my favorite food, but it is no longer my friend (for now).


    First Pregnancy
    • BFP: 01/25/2015
    • EDD: 09/28/2015
    • Incomplete MC: 02/28/2015

    Second Pregnancy

    • BFP: 09/11/2015
    • EDD: 05/25/2016
    Baby Born
    04/15/2016



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  • Oh and when you have three dogs that live inside that you have never been able to smell before suddenly stink.  They usually smell okay between baths, although I guess now they don't due to the sensitive sniffer.  I actually sprayed cologne on the primary offender.  He did not seem to care lol. 


    First Pregnancy
    • BFP: 01/25/2015
    • EDD: 09/28/2015
    • Incomplete MC: 02/28/2015

    Second Pregnancy

    • BFP: 09/11/2015
    • EDD: 05/25/2016
    Baby Born
    04/15/2016



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  • Omg y'all this is cracking me UP!! =D>
    Glad to know I'm not alone. DH is pretty much under the assumption that dinner for the next 5 weeks is not his choice. Never had the experience where I can literally imagine what something will taste like, and immediately veto the idea of eating it-- and maybe gag at the thought of it.
  • When you brush your teeth to get rid of a nasty taste and end up throwing up because of the taste of the toothpaste.
  • ....when you start crying while eating dinner because you don't like it  (normally I love roast chicken but not tonight )
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  • You try to explain to your husband how you can be both hungry and extremely nauseous and end up getting so frustrated you dissolve into tears. Poor guy had no clue what to do and cautiously offered to make me a sandwich and it took all I had in me not to bite his head off. What part of "l feel like I am going to puke" doesn't he understand?

    5 min later, I did want a sandwich. Sigh.

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  • Your boobs grew overnight.

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  • Someone starts grilling chicken outside and you KNOW it's supposed to smell good, but you just want to puke...
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    Me: 32; Him: 36
    Married: Oct 20, 2013
    BFP 1: Aug 31, 2015
    EDD 1: May 12, 2016
    DD1 Emma born May 12, 2016
    An Honest Account of New Motherhood (with Postpartum Anxiety, Depression, and OCD)

    BFP 2: October 07, 2019
    EDD 2: June 20, 2020


  • No matter what you eat or how much water you guzzle, the taste lingers in your mouth for hours.
  • When you and your husband have been eating separate meals for the past week bc what you decide at lunch time for dinner changes as soon as you get home.... Every single day.
  • When your husband makes your usual scrambled eggs to bring to work.  You get to work open the container of eggs (which I ususally LOVE) and almost vomit.  In the trash they went.  I ate chips and crackers instead.
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  • When the oatmeal you eat for breakfast every single morning now makes you gag. :(
  • When you can't believe you are still starving at 10 AM after you stopped at McD's for breakfast, until you realize the bag is still in your purse and you never ate it...

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  • When you cry because the graffiti on the wall of the parking garage at your alma mater got painted over. Bye-bye memories.
  • When your brand new skinny jeans don't fit :((
  • When you cry at work because you want to go home. Like literally boo hoo cry!!!
  • When you are on the phone with your SO after parking the car, get out, and say to him "that's so weird, the car is making a loud dinging sound and the headlights are still on! I wonder why it's doing that!" Um, you forgot to turn the headlights off. Pregnancy brain.  
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  • When you excuse yourself from a training 6 times in 7 hours to use the restroom. Seriously, I don't remember it being this bad last time...!
    Me 27 | DH 28
    DS October 2014
    #2 May 2016
  • nbilbreynbilbrey member
    edited September 2015
    When you wake up 4-5 times a night to pee.
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