You know your pregnant when....

JackieH102 · September 2015

I thought this would be fun. Anyone ever seen Jeff Foxworthy stand up when he goes "you might be a redneck if..."? Well I had a moment today when I thought "You know your pregnant when..."

Here's my moment....

You know your pregnant when you go to Wendys to get a burger, but like Arbys fries better so you end up at two fast food places during your lunch break.

laurenmdrn16 · September 2015

You order 8 lemon slices in your iced tea like that is something a normal human being would do

countrygrl5533 · September 2015

A certain type of food sounds amazing...until it is on your plate or you take your first bite. Then you suddenly can't stand it at all.

AlCoLi · September 2015

When listening to feel good stories on the radio on the way to work this morning made me cry.

Also I've been craving garlic bread since day one. And have been planning our dinners around that. I'm sure BF is getting tired of Italian food.

yogahh · September 2015

When your nips are hard. ALL. DAY.LONG.

mariaalene · September 2015

When I grab the gallon of milk from the fridge and chug it from the container cuz I need milk NOW!

In real life I'm lactose intolerant

mrslampert · September 2015

You don't understand why there is a HOV (high occupancy vehicle) express lane, but no "pregnant lady needs to pee" lane

concreteayngel · September 2015

You take two naps in a day, and still sleep later than your husband the following morning! Zzzzzz

ejmo68 · September 2015

When you go to the snack machine and at school and get a bag of chili cheese fritos then go back about 10 minutes later to get another one because one was just not enough!!!

efinnegan22 · September 2015

You make your husband go to the store at 10pm for Bread and Butter pickles, because Dill pickles won't do.
"I NEEED the pickles!!!!!"

LadySamLady · September 2015

You cry reading an article about Emily Blunt getting her U.S. citizenship.... I guess I'm really happy for her.

saladflambe · September 2015

Your freezer is full of the things you thought you were craving but then those things became disgusting 10 seconds later.

KKMalinowski · September 2015

When you want to karate chop every one at the Drs office for the answering line telling you to hang up and call again, call two minutes later and they are CLOSED!!!! Argh I just needed to make an appointment for next week!!!!!!

lalala2004 · September 2015

yogahh said:
When your nips are hard. ALL. DAY.LONG.

The struggle is real! I have never had this problem before now!

katrinar8 · September 2015

The song Rock me like a Wagon Wheel made me cry yesterday!!! And today dinner was pop tarts and cheese fries! Oy Vey!!! :-S

wsgjmw1 · September 2015

When you spend half your work day in the restroom. Good times.

kbrands7 · September 2015

...you're trying to do a simple "oh no we need milk" grocery run, and take 10 minutes longer because you drop your car keys in the tiny coupon slot at the self-checkout. I'm clutzy with my hands when pregnant X_X

saladflambe · September 2015

You spend double the money on individual servings of various different cereals vs. a box of cereal because you can't make a cereal commitment beyond one meal.

jenbrinson07 · September 2015

You brush your teeth 10 times a day to get rid of the awful taste in your mouth that never goes away, then gag on the toothebrush.

Charla1224 · September 2015

You get annoyed and tell your DH he "breathes too much."
I can't believe I just told him that. He laughed in my face which only irritated me more.
It's because he has a cold and I can hear his every breath. It's driving me insane.

alijeff2313 · September 2015

When your husband comes home and takes his shoes off. Then you immediately run to the bathroom.

Bluejay3030 · September 2015

When your already bad memory becomes nonexistent. Seriously, if I don't write things down as I think of them, they're gone forever.

Treblelily · September 2015

mrslampert said:
You don't understand why there is a HOV (high occupancy vehicle) express lane, but no "pregnant lady needs to pee" lane

I've totally started driving in the HOV lane at times! I figure if a cop pulls me over I will tell them i'm pregnant and really just have to go pee! Besides, how dare they try to tell me my unborn baby doesn't count as a person! Ha!

rlworzalla · September 2015

When you go to the grocery store and leave your groceries bagged in the cart and don't realize it til you're halfway to your car

Chrdnnyj · September 2015

Luckily, where I live, Arby's n Wendy's are right next to each other...

yogahh · September 2015

None of the jeans that fit you perfectly a few months ago fit. Between the bloat, not working out as hard as I was, and avoiding all ab workouts, I have a gut. Thank God my bellybands are on the way!

laurenmdrn16 · September 2015

You completely forget to bring your wallet to the grocery store and do all your shopping for the week only to realize the only form of payment you have in the diaper bag is a Panera gift card. Surprisingly, they will not take those at Market Basket...

saladflambe · September 2015

Most things make you gag, but a hot-sauce-covered papusa is juuust fine. -.-

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babymackey · September 2015

You make hubby drive you to three stores to find the syrup for your waffles that you want and by the time you find it you decide you want a burger instead

yogahh · September 2015

When you order pasta primavera and an egg roll for lunch.

saladflambe · September 2015

You silmultaneously crave something and gag at the thought of eating it.

TheThornBird · September 2015

When everything your poor DH does irritates you to no end, yet you are horny as all get out and eyeing him like you've been stranded at sea and he's a big juicy burger.

Grrr, and we're visiting family, so can't do anything for fear a four year old will walk in on us.....

pixie253622 · September 2015

You can't lay on your stomach because your boobs are so sore.

mrstmoose · September 2015

You can't figure out if you are hungry, nauseous, or sick and decide that you are all 3 at the same time. Figured out today that so far baby likes taco salad with jalapenos but does not like Rice Krispies (at least without sugar).

wsgjmw1 · September 2015

mrstmoose said:
You can't figure out if you are hungry, nauseous, or sick and decide that you are all 3 at the same time. Figured out today that so far baby likes taco salad with jalapenos but does not like Rice Krispies (at least without sugar).

That is a really good way of putting it ... Hungry nauseous and sick. Before pregnancy I never knew that I was capable of feeling all three of those symptoms most the day !

Spylon · September 2015

...you show your husband pictures of a crappy house you KNOW you won't buy, but then get upset and teary when he doesn't like it.

buffythevampireslayer · September 2015

When your wild Friday night involves eating a snickers but losing some in your cleavage and settling in to watch the movie BABIES.

saladflambe · September 2015

You watch someone's birth video and cry...and aren't sure if they are happy or terrified tears.

LadySamLady · September 2015

You can barely keep your eyes open past 9:30 PM...

dsmith211 · September 2015

saladflambe said:
You watch someone's birth video and cry...and aren't sure if they are happy or terrified tears.

Been there. I'm gonna go with both.

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