May 2016 Moms

That awkward moment when...

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  • You can barely keep your eyes open until 10 pm, don't want to get out of bed in the morning, and take a daily nap at 1pm.

    Oh, and my stomach feels gross all the time, I have a bad taste in my mouth, and my clothes are already tight.

    I also had to hold back tears while talking in a work meeting.
  • You randomly queef because all of the hormones the second time around have made your Vagina a gaping cavernous hole for some reason. Weirdest symptom I've ever experienced. No I'm not trolling I wish I was.
  • You randomly queef because all of the hormones the second time around have made your Vagina a gaping cavernous hole for some reason. Weirdest symptom I've ever experienced. No I'm not trolling I wish I was.

    What?!? That sounds awful!
  • When you are in a restaurant and you tear up because your husband takes the bread away from you because you forgot you couldn't eat it with aeoli on it.
  • kbrands7 said:
    When you turn your car off without putting it in park and can't figure out why your keys won't come out... DH just stared at me confused until I figured out what I did. Pregnancy brain is really going to kick my butt this time around.
    Lol! I did that last pregnancy! I had my foot on the brake still, so I just didn't realize it and DH just smiled and shook his head.





    Lol I do that when I'm not pregnant. I'm just ditzy sometimes



    First Pregnancy
    • BFP: 01/25/2015
    • EDD: 09/28/2015
    • Incomplete MC: 02/28/2015

    Second Pregnancy

    • BFP: 09/11/2015
    • EDD: 05/25/2016
    Baby Born
    04/15/2016



    PGAL
  • You start crying at a wedding when the adorable flower girls walk down the aisle, even though you have no idea who they are!
  • KristieA said:
    When you cry at a video of a dog getting honoured in NYC for being the last surviving K9 responder from 9/11.


    Me too! I also cried at a story about a friend's twin boys. One was sick and the other refused to leave his side all night. So sweet!
    BabyFetus Ticker
  • When you have to fight the urge to burst into tears over a picture book as you lead storytime. 
  • When you're trying to send a link for your birthing center to your DH, but you're talking to your sister at the same time and accidentally send it to her instead. I know she read it bc she has read alerts on her phone... Thankfully it was just a link, so I followed up with ignore that... Just doing some research. But I know she knows what's up and she's just being a good little sister and not saying anything. :|

    Word of advice folks. Check your recipients before sending. Ugh. *headdesk*
  • .........when you already look 4 months pregnant but you're actually only 5.5 weeks along. 
    GIRL I am right there with you! I am 6 weeks and look 4 months. LOL.... no bump photos for me for awhile.
  • .... when, overnight, your left boob magically got noticeably bigger than your right one.

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    Me: 30 DH: 32
    BFP #1: 9/12/2015
    DD: 6/1/2016
    BFP #2: 1/16/2018 MC 2/2/2018
  • That awkward moment when you are lying down and start unconsciously rubbing your tummy back and forth and your DH looks over at you and reminds you that your belly is pretty much just all fat at this point in time since you are only about 4 weeks


    First Pregnancy
    • BFP: 01/25/2015
    • EDD: 09/28/2015
    • Incomplete MC: 02/28/2015

    Second Pregnancy

    • BFP: 09/11/2015
    • EDD: 05/25/2016
    Baby Born
    04/15/2016



    PGAL
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